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Posted: 13 years ago

#141

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, "Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya"

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, "Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga."🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#142

Intelligent santa ;)
santa was going to disneyland by his car. On the
way he saw a signboard which says "disneyland
left".
Santa took a U-turn n came home ;D
... 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#143

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.

Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#144

Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Recording my baby's voice.
Banta: Why?
Santa: When he grows up, I want to ask him
what he meant by this? 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#145

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#146

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge"
"Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#147

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#148

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#149

Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha,
to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#150

Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
hamari yadoon mein ansoon baha kar to dekho
text to kiya call bhi karungi
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho!!

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