funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 16

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aasani se jaan lele te ho..
kissi ne sikhaaya hai,,,, ya bachpan se he kameene ho,

Aaj mausam main ajib si baat hai
Bakabu se hamaare khayalaat hai
Ji chata hai chura lu aapko apse
Par mummy kehti hai chori karna paap hai

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain

Dad: The girl i show is Roopwati, Dhanwati, Gunwati. So you should marry her.
Son: But the girl whom i loved is Garbhwati. So i must marry her.

Santa gifted a card to Dad on his B'day with a sher

Phool toh bahut hai, Par Gulab jaisa koi nahi
Papa toh bahut hai, Par aap Jaisa koi nahi

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha…
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha …..
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara….
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.

na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye…..

na kisi dard ki mujhe talash hai……

mere phone ko jo apna samajh kar recharge karwae……

hamko to us dost ki talash hai………

lamha lamha gujar jayega,
pal me exam aa jayega ,
thoda padhai karle mamu,
kyunki tu koi munna nahi jo
tera paper likhane koi
rustam aayega…