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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Main ne ussay kaha, mujhay muhabat ki saza do FARAZ.
Uss ne ja k sub kuch mere dad ko bata diya'

LOOOL🤣🤣🤣

LOL sahi kaha usne khud hi saza maangi 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

LOL sahi kaha usne khud hi saza maangi 🤣🤣🤣


mian sahi bolta hoon😎🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

jooen = lice 🤣🤣

baalon pe hoti hai 🤢
aur bahut khatarnaak 🤢


okey🤣

mere kiio nahi hain phir?😔
Ap ke hain matlab 😲🤣 oh no😲🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago


hahahahahahha 🤣
hehehehehehehheehe🤣

hohohohohohohoho🤣


nice joke😡🤣
Edited by --devil-mind-- - 13 years ago
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Edited by ..MissBindaas.. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

A letter has been sent from a husband :

Dear Sweetheart :

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

kiss

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart🤣🤣🤣

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Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He went to the next house and asked," Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night…" 🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He went to the next house and asked," Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night'" 🤣🤣

lol 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. I've just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was …

lmaaooo.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

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