funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 14

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Helllooo……..I've got Windows!"🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.🤣🤣🤣

Chotu's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.

Chotu enthusiastically announced that he had, " I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."🤣🤣🤣

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed, not able to sleep because of the neighbors constantly barking dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, 'I've had enough of this!'

She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, 'The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?' The blonde says, 'I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it.'🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest appreciate him and told "From where you have learned to talk English?"

The peon replied "I have learned, 'You understand?' from our MD, 'I love you' from the TV and 'Good Morning' from our receptionist madam.🤣🤣🤣

Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.

On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names! Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.

"Diane," he said, "The only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died"

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"🤣🤣🤣

A blond and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blond and says, "Poor thing look at the dog with one eye."

The blond covers one of her eyes and says "where?"🤣🤣🤣

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: "Furniture sale business."

Then teacher asked again: "How is your father business going on?"

Student answered, "Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home."🤣🤣🤣