Originally posted by: shadyhtown
Okay - since all 3 people belong to different religions, there's going to be a debate on religion between them. No offense meant - and apologize in advance if any sentiments are hurt. As Sur bhai requested, we also have SRGMP Mods present to keep things calm.
Osama: In the name of Allah, let me start. First of all, Assalamoalaikum to Bin Bush and Al Laloo.
Bush: I think you're mistaken, Osama. I'm George W Bush. And my brothers are Jeb, Neil, and Marvin Bush. There's no Bin in the family.
Laloo: Arre tuhar paas Bin naahi hai? Isiliye log bolte hain tuhar ghar mein bahot kachra pada hai.
Priya: Laloo! No personal attacks!!
Laloo: Arre humka kaahe bol rahi ho. Osama ne humko Aaloo bulaya. Osama bhai, Aaloo cricketer ka naam hai. Hum politicianwa hai.
Priya: Just refer to each other as Osama, George and Laloo - okay?
Bush: Hey hey Priya. It's George W. Remember the W - W for war, W for WMDs, W for wimp.
Bhaskar: Okay no chatting here! Get back onto the topic!
Osama: Okay - I believe there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah - and that is the whole truth.
Bush: How do you know that is the whole truth?
Osama: Because the Quran says so!!!
Bush: Well, how do you know the Quran is the truth?
Osama (now angry): Well how do you know your Bible is the truth??
Bush: Well because the Bible says that the Bible is the truth.
Bhaskar (jumping in before matters get out of hand): Laloo ji, aap chup kyon hai. Kuch boliye.
Laloo: Hum kaa bolen?
Priya: Bataiye aap Ramayan ko kyon maante hain.
Laloo: Arre hum aajtak Ramayan nahi padhe - to humko kya pata hoga. Jo sab dharm ki baat hai woh hum apni patni se sun lete hain.
Bhaskar: Accha Rabri ko leke aao.
Barnali di goes and comes back with Rabri.
Barnali di: Yeh lijiye Laloo ji.
Laloo: Yeh kaun hai?
Barnali di: Yeh aapki patni hai.
Laloo: Hum samjhe aap khane ke liye rabri la rahe ho - isko kyon leke aaye?
Priya: Laloo ji. Chodiye sab baaton ko. Jaldi se apna POV dijiye. Humko iska Podcast bhi banana hai.
Laloo: Podcast? Kya yeh Bihar mein bhi bataayenge?
Priya: Ji haan. All over India.
Laloo: Arre to pehle kaahe nahi bole - humari constituency hai Bihar me. Oo humare baare mein kaa sochenge.
(He gets up, picks up his lathi, and starts shouting)
Laloo: Kiski majaal jo humare dharm-jaat ko sawaal kare! Yahin lathi chalayenge aur khoon ki nadiyaan baha denge!
Osama (jumping up angrily): This is an invitation for Jihaad! Allaho Akbar!
Bush is petrified and reports this to the Mods. Mods come running.
Bhaskar: Okay that's it. If you can't behave, we'll have to close this topic. No more discussion.
Osama/Laloo: Awwwwww
Priya: Yes - decision is final. From here on - no mention of religion, God, religious books, religious festivals or anything of the sort whatsoever! Is that clear?
Everyone: Yes
Priya: Good. From here on, the next person to violate this rule will be warned and banned. No more mention of religion.
Barnali di: Agreed. Now let's go back everyone. (turns to Rabri) Rabri ji, will you join me for Durga puja?
😆 ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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