Member of the Week:Shadytown (Shady Bhai) - Page 23

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Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Its the best day of my life thanks to you guruji

OK Shady Bhai/guruji/Caption King....... give some appropriate captions to these pictures.

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Okay - since all 3 people belong to different religions, there's going to be a debate on religion between them. No offense meant - and apologize in advance if any sentiments are hurt. As Sur bhai requested, we also have SRGMP Mods present to keep things calm.

Osama: In the name of Allah, let me start. First of all, Assalamoalaikum to Bin Bush and Al Laloo.

Bush: I think you're mistaken, Osama. I'm George W Bush. And my brothers are Jeb, Neil, and Marvin Bush. There's no Bin in the family.

Laloo: Arre tuhar paas Bin naahi hai? Isiliye log bolte hain tuhar ghar mein bahot kachra pada hai.

Priya: Laloo! No personal attacks!!

Laloo: Arre humka kaahe bol rahi ho. Osama ne humko Aaloo bulaya. Osama bhai, Aaloo cricketer ka naam hai. Hum politicianwa hai.

Priya: Just refer to each other as Osama, George and Laloo - okay?

Bush: Hey hey Priya. It's George W. Remember the W - W for war, W for WMDs, W for wimp.

Bhaskar: Okay no chatting here! Get back onto the topic!

Osama: Okay - I believe there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah - and that is the whole truth.

Bush: How do you know that is the whole truth?

Osama: Because the Quran says so!!!

Bush: Well, how do you know the Quran is the truth?

Osama (now angry): Well how do you know your Bible is the truth??

Bush: Well because the Bible says that the Bible is the truth.

Bhaskar (jumping in before matters get out of hand): Laloo ji, aap chup kyon hai. Kuch boliye.

Laloo: Hum kaa bolen?

Priya: Bataiye aap Ramayan ko kyon maante hain.

Laloo: Arre hum aajtak Ramayan nahi padhe - to humko kya pata hoga. Jo sab dharm ki baat hai woh hum apni patni se sun lete hain.

Bhaskar: Accha Rabri ko leke aao.

Barnali di goes and comes back with Rabri.

Barnali di: Yeh lijiye Laloo ji.

Laloo: Yeh kaun hai?

Barnali di: Yeh aapki patni hai.

Laloo: Hum samjhe aap khane ke liye rabri la rahe ho - isko kyon leke aaye?

Priya: Laloo ji. Chodiye sab baaton ko. Jaldi se apna POV dijiye. Humko iska Podcast bhi banana hai.

Laloo: Podcast? Kya yeh Bihar mein bhi bataayenge?

Priya: Ji haan. All over India.

Laloo: Arre to pehle kaahe nahi bole - humari constituency hai Bihar me. Oo humare baare mein kaa sochenge.

(He gets up, picks up his lathi, and starts shouting)

Laloo: Kiski majaal jo humare dharm-jaat ko sawaal kare! Yahin lathi chalayenge aur khoon ki nadiyaan baha denge!

Osama (jumping up angrily): This is an invitation for Jihaad! Allaho Akbar!

Bush is petrified and reports this to the Mods. Mods come running.

Bhaskar: Okay that's it. If you can't behave, we'll have to close this topic. No more discussion.

Osama/Laloo: Awwwwww

Priya: Yes - decision is final. From here on - no mention of religion, God, religious books, religious festivals or anything of the sort whatsoever! Is that clear?

Everyone: Yes

Priya: Good. From here on, the next person to violate this rule will be warned and banned. No more mention of religion.

Barnali di: Agreed. Now let's go back everyone. (turns to Rabri) Rabri ji, will you join me for Durga puja?

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Thanks Paljay!!

Now on to my Shadaabdi Express: If time allows, I would like you to describe how these negotiations progress. Assume, Bush and Osama are both sick of Hell. So the Lord (who also happens to love the book "Seabiscuit"), decides to give one of them the chance to come to Heaven but they have to win a game between their 2 countries. The negotiation is over what game needs to be played. Bush knowing his strengths and so will obviously propose games that Americans are good at and Osama vice versa. Bush sends Dick (Cheney) and Osama sends his right hand man to Geneva to negotiate this. Please describe what games they throw on the table and ultimately negotiate on the game to be played. Ofcourse, our Mods get a trip to cold Geneva (much needed) too in order to moderate this !! As usual, look forward to a witty, funny, sarcastic and intelligent duo with a lot of negotiating strategies intermingled in.