Member of the Week:Shadytown (Shady Bhai) - Page 21

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

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great captions Shady. hit a sixer with each one. if they were counting score, u'd have set a record for a century in the fastest possible time 👏 👏 👏

i think Zdi n u should be given permanent threads. janta working, shady happy. no, janta happy, shady working. compre? 😉 😆

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Originally posted by: Surpremi

Adaab Shadaab:

Very good replies. Now the follow-up. As Lord's justice always prevails (some of us here still believe in God very much), Bush, Osama and Laloo end up in Hell. A debate is held and each one is allowed to ask 2 questions to the other one and, ofcourse, once again the questions and the one line answers have to be sarcastic, with puns, etc. To moderate the debate, our Mods are present there too, so please inject a line from the Mods too. Remember, this debate is occuring in Hell where supposedly it is very hot and uncomfortable. You may wish to describe the conditions there as a prelude to the debate but the questions and the answers have to be one liners. I look forward to your ingenuity here !!! Ofcourse, all this in good humor and no offense meant to anyone here either explicit nor implied....

Okay - since all 3 people belong to different religions, there's going to be a debate on religion between them. No offense meant - and apologize in advance if any sentiments are hurt. As Sur bhai requested, we also have SRGMP Mods present to keep things calm.

Osama: In the name of Allah, let me start. First of all, Assalamoalaikum to Bin Bush and Al Laloo.

Bush: I think you're mistaken, Osama. I'm George W Bush. And my brothers are Jeb, Neil, and Marvin Bush. There's no Bin in the family.

Laloo: Arre tuhar paas Bin naahi hai? Isiliye log bolte hain tuhar ghar mein bahot kachra pada hai.

Priya: Laloo! No personal attacks!!

Laloo: Arre humka kaahe bol rahi ho. Osama ne humko Aaloo bulaya. Osama bhai, Aaloo cricketer ka naam hai. Hum politicianwa hai.

Priya: Just refer to each other as Osama, George and Laloo - okay?

Bush: Hey hey Priya. It's George W. Remember the W - W for war, W for WMDs, W for wimp.

Bhaskar: Okay no chatting here! Get back onto the topic!

Osama: Okay - I believe there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah - and that is the whole truth.

Bush: How do you know that is the whole truth?

Osama: Because the Quran says so!!!

Bush: Well, how do you know the Quran is the truth?

Osama (now angry): Well how do you know your Bible is the truth??

Bush: Well because the Bible says that the Bible is the truth.

Bhaskar (jumping in before matters get out of hand): Laloo ji, aap chup kyon hai. Kuch boliye.

Laloo: Hum kaa bolen?

Priya: Bataiye aap Ramayan ko kyon maante hain.

Laloo: Arre hum aajtak Ramayan nahi padhe - to humko kya pata hoga. Jo sab dharm ki baat hai woh hum apni patni se sun lete hain.

Bhaskar: Accha Rabri ko leke aao.

Barnali di goes and comes back with Rabri.

Barnali di: Yeh lijiye Laloo ji.

Laloo: Yeh kaun hai?

Barnali di: Yeh aapki patni hai.

Laloo: Hum samjhe aap khane ke liye rabri la rahe ho - isko kyon leke aaye?

Priya: Laloo ji. Chodiye sab baaton ko. Jaldi se apna POV dijiye. Humko iska Podcast bhi banana hai.

Laloo: Podcast? Kya yeh Bihar mein bhi bataayenge?

Priya: Ji haan. All over India.

Laloo: Arre to pehle kaahe nahi bole - humari constituency hai Bihar me. Oo humare baare mein kaa sochenge.

(He gets up, picks up his lathi, and starts shouting)

Laloo: Kiski majaal jo humare dharm-jaat ko sawaal kare! Yahin lathi chalayenge aur khoon ki nadiyaan baha denge!

Osama (jumping up angrily): This is an invitation for Jihaad! Allaho Akbar!

Bush is petrified and reports this to the Mods. Mods come running.

Bhaskar: Okay that's it. If you can't behave, we'll have to close this topic. No more discussion.

Osama/Laloo: Awwwwww

Priya: Yes - decision is final. From here on - no mention of religion, God, religious books, religious festivals or anything of the sort whatsoever! Is that clear?

Everyone: Yes

Priya: Good. From here on, the next person to violate this rule will be warned and banned. No more mention of religion.

Barnali di: Agreed. Now let's go back everyone. (turns to Rabri) Rabri ji, will you join me for Durga puja?

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

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no spamming 😆

CoNgRaTs! (sry i didnt see this post 'til 2day. i usually dont look at the sticky topics?

my questions 2 u:

1) how old r u?
2) how did u get interested w/ IF?
3) what r ur interests?
4) why do u watch this show?
5) if u would descibe urself in one word, what would it be and why?

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Wonderful Captions Shady.. Lage Rahoo 👏 👏 👏

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

I'll do pic 2 soon - with 10 different members 😆

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Originally posted by: uknaik99

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Wonderful Captions Shady.. Lage Rahoo 👏 👏 👏

Thanks for the idea Kavitaji

Okay Shady - u are now the Director of

Lage Raho Shady Bhai
"The Fun is Back"

You have to Direct a movie including atleast 15 IF members. The Movie has to be sorta long, or as long as u want. All U have to do is present the script of the movie. THe movie has to include all the events that took place this week [Movie Scrript is Due Saturday😆]
Things u have to include
Atleast 15 IF members
One or more no more than 4 bad guys
One or more no more than 4 good guys
Actresses equal to the number of good guys [Heroine]
One Comedian although the whole movie is comedy
A Problem
An ironic Solution
A happy or Sad Ending
Atleast 5 lines of lyrics to 2 songs in the movie [completely SHADY] - no duplicate
and..NO TWINKLE!!!!

And not giving u the option to skip it😉