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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Find him a Nihira siggy

Tell him Amrita supports quota reservations

Tell him Amrita is a fan of Himesh

Tell him Amrita feels Vinit should have won C2005

Give him Aamna's siggy

Give him the vaasta of being a fellow YFE member

Report to Mods that the siggy size exceeds the maximum limit

Send him a virus so all his picture files are wiped out

Hack his account and remove the siggy

Tell IF Vinit to post a pic of his and Amrita - usse Amrita ki value gir jaayegi and Amogh will remove it himself

hmm will think over some of them😉😆

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Lord calls the Mods over and begins explaining things to them.

Lord: So you know the deal. Cheney and Ayman al Zawahiri will go to Geneva and try to reach a solution on which game Bush and Osama's teams will play to get one of them out of Hell.

Bhaskar: But why are Cheney and Zawihiri deciding this? Why not Bush and Osama themselves.

Lord: Because they are stuck in hell, you idiot! (Priya hears this and begins to get out her rule book) Oops, sorry Priya - I'll edit my comment.

Bhaskar: Okay so why not let them debate here?

Lord: Because it's hot enough in here already - we don't want another heated debate.

The mods - having been through it themselves recently - nod in agreement.

Lord: Plus, Osama is on dialysis and too tired to debate, and Bush, well, he's too dumb. (Priya begins to take out her rule book again) Okay now stop that! This was NOT a personal attack. Now can someone just go and get the Cheney and Zawihiri?

Barnali di goes and gets the two.

Lord: Now Cheney and Zawihiri - are you ready?

Dick: Please call me Dick.

Lord: I'm not sure that's a very good word for the Lord to say. Can I call you Richard?

Dick: But what the 🤬 is wrong with Dick??

Priya gives him a 20% warning

Dick: What's wrong with you, woman?? You dare to warn the VP of USA?

Lord: Okay now enough! I shall call you Rich, fine? (Dick looks satisfied) Okay so you both are off to Geneva now.

Ayman: I still say - we should have the debate in a Holy place - like the Mecca. Allaho Akbar!

Dick: Ay man, shut up. We need to have it in Washington - the most powerful place in the world!

Lord: Enough! No more discussion on this any more! Off to Geneva you go!

The Mods and the debators head to Geneva.

Barnali di: Okay v r here now. Can u two start the debate?

Dick: There's no debate. I'll give Ayman a choice. Pick one of these three - American Football, Basketball, or Baseball.

Ayman: But those are all American sports!

Dick: Exactly. You have to play American sports. Either you're with us or against us.

Ayman: Astaghfirullah! We shall die but never play a sport promoted by the enemy of Islam!

Dick: Fine. Then die. That's what you're all doing everyday - thanks to us.

Ayman (standing up): We shall die fighting. And I shall be the first to run my sword through your bald 🤬.

Priya gives Ayman a 20% warning

Bhaskar: Now behave - both of you! Cheney - be more open. Think of some universal games, that you both can play.

Dick: Bah! What can these Arabs play?

Ayman: For your kind information, we're innovators in camel racing.

Dick: Is that so? Then why is your boss seen trundling around mountains sitting atop a donkey? Suits you all to the hilt, I must say. A**es!

Priya increases Dick's warning to 40%

Ayman: Is that so? What about all the animalistic styles of intercourse that you all have named and perfected? You Americans truly are dogs, and you admit it too!

Priya increases his warning to 40% as well

Dick (jumping up): Oh really? Isn't it all the desperate people from your place who drool over American women and place them on a pedestal?

Ayman (jumping up): Oh, talking of American women - how's your daughter, Cheney? And her girlfriend?

Priya raises both their warnings to 80%

Bhaskar: Okay that's it! This is the final warning for you both! One more word and you shall be banned from Geneva and your bosses can sit in Hell for the rest of their lives!

Dick and Ayman cool down and face away

Barnali di: Come on. Be more tolerant. Okay now - think of a game tht the other side can play as well, besides yu. Can yu think of sumthing both of yu are good at?

Dick and Ayman rack their brains for a while. Then they suddenly turn around, and jump up simultaneously!

Both (together): Terrorism!!

Mods: What?

Ayman: We are world-wide terrorists! We blast embassies and buildings and train stations and subways!

Dick: We're even better! We blast whole cities - Afghanistan, Iraq! Even our much smaller allies can blast cities on their own!

Ayman: We have the biggest terrorist network in the world! We can create havoc and never be caught!

Dick: We have armies, rockets, planes, coalitions! We can ruin the world and never be questioned!

Ayman: We are very close to aquiring WMDs!

Dick: We already have them!

Both: We are the biggest terrorists in this world - and no one shall defeat us! Let's have a game of terrorism! Yes!!

Suddenly they look around and see a sea of black around them

Dick: Ayman, where are we?

Ayman: I don't know. By the way, why is your warning level 100%?

Dick: Oh is it? So is yours! You also have a tag under your name - 'Banned - Too Dangerous'.

Ayman: So do you! So does that mean we've been banned?

Dick: So if we've been banned from Geneva, where are we?

Ayman: I think we've been banned from the world.

Dick: How do you know?

Ayman: You Americans are so lousy at Geography! Can't you see we're in outer space?

Dick: Ooh! You're right - I see Mars in the distance!

Ayman: That's Jupiter, stupid!

Meanwhile back in Geneva

Bhaskar: I'm glad we finally got rid of them.

Barnali di: Yes, we saved the world from terrorism.

Priya: But now, who's going to save the world from us?

All three look at each other and start laughing evilly

=)) =)) =)) Grazias Shadaabdi Express!! I could feel the emotions as I read thru your write up - Excellent work !!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: Iron

😆

😆 Is this the reason for Pluto being disappeared😛

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Posted: 18 years ago
Hey shady

You did a great job during the motw 👏

You have a gifted sense of humour and creativity... May god keep blessing you with this more and more 😊

And ya, Mr.Findbie, you did a great job in the
captions, stories, the emotion stories etc... 👍🏼

All The best for your career... inspite of your busy school schedule, you accepted it and did a great job.... thanks 🤗


Edited by ans24us1 - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
Okay - looks like the week has come to an end. I hope you guys had fun, and by that I mean all of you

I have taken quite a few digs at the Mods in this thread, but let me stress that it was all in good humor and no meaning intended. Just that you guys (Mods) are the talking point in this forum nowadays, aur kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai - jo bikta hai woh bikta hai, jo nahi bikta woh nahi bikta 😉

I know I've missed a few questions - couple of stories by Suny and Anu, Vinnie's captions, Kavita's IF member q's. Tried to do all, but we get only a week. Was also occupied with school, work, even certain other serious issues on IF that will probably come to light soon.

Want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your laughs and praises. That is the fuel for a creative mind, and that is what keeps us going. Thanx (in no particular order) Abhi, Adi, Jaya, Gauri, Kavita, Vinnie, Daisy, Anu's 1-2-3, Jaadoo ji, Appaji, Manju di, Sunny, Tanisha, Noopur, Pallavi ji, Dawn, Sri, Chukkna, Leoni, Pranjal, Padma, Shobha, Sejal, SS, Snowflake, Saara, Ritz, Kusum, Coollama, Chamelikayaar, JuggyE, VJ, Iron, Rahul, Orthodox, Sareg, Deepak, Malav, Rani, Sunitha, Pradarshak, Punjini ji, Zee, Trubl, and Surpremi ji for making this thread memorable. It is much shorter than my first one - but this one was for all of you you, not for me.

Last but not the least, thanx Barnali di for giving me the opportunity to test my humor cells again. I hope I have lived up to your expectations in bringing some cheer to this forum. 😊

Want to end by appealing to all my roothe hue IF buddies to come back to IF. Together we can make this a better place to be, and we will. 👍🏼

P.S. Vinnie - remembered to put an apostrophe between Anu's this time 😳
Edited by shadyhtown - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago

Shady Bhai - Tussi Great Ho 😉 You did a great job here. Enjoyed it.

👏

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Okay - looks like the week has come to an end. I hope you guys had fun, and by that I mean all of you

I have taken quite a few digs at the Mods in this thread, but let me stress that it was all in good humor and no meaning intended. Just that you guys (Mods) are the talking point in this forum nowadays, aur kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai - jo bikta hai woh bikta hai, jo nahi bikta woh nahi bikta 😉

I know I've missed a few questions - couple of stories by Suny and Anu, Vinnie's captions, Kavita's IF member q's. Tried to do all, but we get only a week. Was also occupied with school, work, even certain other serious issues on IF that will probably come to light soon.

Want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your laughs and praises. That is the fuel for a creative mind, and that is what keeps us going. Thanx (in no particular order) Abhi, Adi, Jaya, Gauri, Kavita, Vinnie, Daisy, Anu's 1-2-3, Jaadoo ji, Appaji, Manju di, Sunny, Tanisha, Noopur, Pallavi ji, Dawn, Sri, Leoni, Pranjal, Sejal, SS, Snowflake, Ritz, Kusum, Iron, Deepak, Malav, Rani, Sunitha, T., Pradarshak, Punjini ji, Zee, Trubl, and Surpremi ji for maing this thread memorable. It is much shorter than my first one - but this one was for all of you you, not for me.

Last but not the least, thanx Barnali di for giving me the opportunity to test my humor cells again. I hope I have lived up to your expectations in bringing some cheer to this forum. 😊

Want to end by appealing to all my roothe hue IF buddies to come back to IF. Together we can make this a better place to be, and we will. 👍🏼

P.S. Vinnie - remembered to put an apostrophe between Anu's this time 😳

Shady:

Good Job - Tussey gr8 ho jeee !! Thanks for answering my Qstns. Please drop the jis for me. I hope your buddies unite with you or you unite with your buddies ........😉😆

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