Member of the Week:Shadytown (Shady Bhai) - Page 24

GREAT CAPTIONS _ TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD

Originally posted by: ans24us1

None of them have given you a essay set... So, here it goes.. 😛

1. How Do you describe your dream girl?

Someone who stays in my dreams - because if she comes into my life for real, all my dreams will crash 😕

2. Write a Love Letter For Twinkle.. 😃

Dear Twinku

Suna hai to tum aajkal betiyon ke upar serial kar rahi ho. Aur tumko betiyon ke upar na-insafi bulkul pasand nahi. Mujhe bhi pasand nahi - khaas taur se agar betiyaan tumhare jaisi dikhti ho. 😳

Tumhare SRGMP mein chhote chhote skirt dekh ke mera dil dhadak dhadak karta tha aur aankhon mein masti chaa jaati thi. Lekin aajkal tumhe serial ke promos mein dekha - traditional dress mein - to mann khush ho gaya. Pehle darta tha ki Mummy ke saamne kaise le jaaonga, lekin ab aisa koi darr nahi.

Agar serial mein koi ladke tumhe tang kare ya tumhare against discriminate kare, to mujhe batana. Main unko feminism ke upar lectures doonga, and rafa dafa kar doonga.

Aur haan - thanks bolne ki koi zaroorat nahi. Tum to jaanto ho na - pyaar mein no Sorry, no Thank you.

Keep Twinkling 😛

Your SuperSTAR
Shady

3. You Are Appointed As an Editor of a magazine and you are requested to write an article on Twinkle's performance along with Sharib in your city... Please write an article describing their performance and your own views on the performance(please provide appropriate pics) 😛

Twinkle Bajpai recently performed in Houston with Sharib Sabri. The audience (primarily male members under 40) was very excited about Twinkle's appearance. And she finally came on.

This Twinkle was totally different from the one you might have seen strutting her stuff in SRGMP. Having moved on to TV serials, the change in her was obvious. She came out in a long drawn Shalwar kameez, which covered her from head to toe. The hair was neatly tied behind her head, and she also wore a bindi and nose ring.

The audience was stunned. They had expected to see some mini-skirts and tank tops - and were understandably dejected. However, keeping in mind Indian sensibilities, none of them dared to stand up and protest, (although every single one of the guys was hoping for some sort of wardrobe malfunction where the spoilsport Shalwar kameez would give way to a micromini)

There was more. Gone was the Twinkle who once put Jaspinder Nirula and Richa Sharma to shame with her sensuous crooning and body language. Here, she refused to sing anything other than devotionals. So the audience had to be content with Raghupati Raghav Raja Raam and Hum ko man ki shakti dena.

At the end of the show - when this reporter approached Twinkle with the reason for the sea change - she replied, "Now that I am in TV serials, I have an image to uphold. I will soon be playing Bahu in a Balaji serial, and I need to behave like that in public life too."

Before After

4. How Will Convince Twinkle's Dad to get her married to you? What all qualities of yours will you tell him and make him accept you as the Son-In-Law 😉

Dear Future Sasurjee

This may be the 10001th proposal for your daughter, but I know this will be the one that will most interest you, by far.

About myself. I am almost 23 - a couple of years older than your daughter - perfect, right?

I am a Libra - we are diplomatic, charming, romantic, easygoing, sociable, idealistic.. let me stop here, or you may think I am praising myself. Did I forget to mention that we are also modest? 😳

I have a Bachelor's degree from an American university and a decent job, but not content to rest of my laurels, I am continuing to pursue higher education.

Still not convinced?

Did I forget to mention that I also personally know the C-company and D-company folks?

I rest my case.

Your 100% to-be son-in-law
Shady

5. As You Are The Findbie of our forum, you are requested to give 20 tips for those who are not able to find an article in the forum... Please give the tips for a newbie so that he can find the articles in the forum and know more about the forum 😃

1. Click on Search at the top of the page
2. In the Search box, enter any word, or part of a word, in the topic title
3. Select Forum, or choose All forums
4. Sort results by Last post time or Topic start date
5. Click Start Search
6. If still no help, go back
7. In Search, enter exact username of any member who posted in the thread
8. Choose Search in 'Username'
9. Select Forum and Sort results as before, and click Start Search
10. If page doesn't load or gives HTML error, click PM on top of page
11. Click NewMsg tab on right
12. Enter Username - Vijay - ask him to fix Search option, and send PM
13. Go eat something, watch some TV, get a life for a while, and come back
14. If Search option still not fixed, send another PM to Vijay and cuss him out
15. When Search finally works, look through your results
16. If you cannot find your results - PM adi_0112 and ask him for help
17. If adi_0112 says PM shadyhtown, refuse and insist that he help you
18. If adi_0112 cannot find it either, PM Bhaskar.T or s.priya
19. Ask them what happened to the thread you're looking for
20. If they say it was deleted, get angry and accuse them of favoritism

6. What are the more features you would like to include in Google Search Engine for a better Search result...

Introduce Reverse Google Images - where we can upload an Image, and Google will search the websites where the particular image is present - and also find who it belongs to.

7. Write a story with the following members -

Will do your story soon - ab tak ke liye itna 😊

Shady

too good,especially the letter to twinkle's dad and search option

Originally posted by: juggyE

My wife is still laughing her head off (its been 15 min now 😆) at some of the replies so I HAD to check...

😆..I can understand her state.I myself have had laughter attacks reading posts and have burst out laughing in inappropritae places like review meetings, at my desk and could not explain why I was rolling.....😆😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆..I can understand her state.I myself have had laughter attacks reading posts and have burst out laughing in inappropritae places like review meetings, at my desk and could not explain why I was rolling.....😆😆

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Shady,

Congratulations. My question....

1. If you are a Sameer fan, what is stopping you from joining his fan club. Click here and join now if the answer is nothing ==>

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/celebrity-fan-clubs/405236/the-official-fan-club-of-sameer-mohammed

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Wonderful answers Shady... 👏

Here is my next question.......

Following are 2 pics from the very lovable Tom and Jerry... Provide captions for them based on IF/any other real life situation... Now thats easy isn't it? 😛

But wait 😉 - now pick up any other 10 members of IF (you can pick more) - think like them and write captions that you think they would write for the same 😆.. Again, their captions must also be based on IF/any other real life situation.. 😃

Your Pics are:

Pic 2

Tom has managed to get one up on Jerry (a rarity). But why is Jerry angry?

Here's what some of our members will suggest:

Adi: Tom has taken away Jerry's car keys and he's grounded - literally, in this case

Jaya: Tom is asking Jerry tons of questions upon questions upon questions upon....

Anshu: Tom is passing nasty cracks on HR

Anu 1: Tom isn't letting Jerry go do the SRGMP updates

Vinnie: Tom isn't letting Jerry go and listen to Retro Cafe

Kabhi: Tom is speaking in support of quota reservations

Noopur: Tom is cracking sexist wife jokes

Shubham: Tom is saying Real Madrid is NOT the BEST

Zee: Tom is mimicking Ismail Darbar's English

Angie: Tom is having a good laugh at Jerry's typos and bloopers