Moonchiya asks Daddy ji to be Paro's guard. Given Daddy barely guarded his wife, its a bad idea. Masala Queen and Clan decide to spread out in the central courtyard of the house. But Bahuriya looks like she bit into Khatti Imli. After all, she is seeing her husband Samrat after many many days and they can't even sing a single bhajan duet together. Danveer, the eternal optimist, holds high hopes that someday Moonchiya will let him sleep in his pajamas.
Sumer complains that he cant sleep that early because he has some "business" he can absolutely only finish in his room. He says a silent prayer to Ma Trisula that his posters and magazines are still intact and that Moonchiya didn't bhog lagao it to the choolha
So they all fall asleep in community bedroom, and KakiCumMasi wonders why she has no grandchildren.
Humka Major misunderwear ho gaya re!! Hum socha e ishtory intense love ishtory bhith consumasuns hai. But e tho poora ka pooora Manoj Kumar Ka Banian Nikla re!!
ie. I thot it was an intense love story but really it is a story about patriotism and in retrospect, I have to agree. Let's count the number of ways BSD Moonchiya shows his complete devotion to his nation:-
1. Hold his witness captive in his personal room. BSD is on cost cutting measures and can't afford a single secret room in entire Rajasthan to hold a material witness
2.a Moonchiya pins our Paro to the wall and engages in a staring contest. Little does she know that he was the staring contest Champion during BSD training days.
2.b Moonchiya controls her with his legs playing Leg-O-Paro - Boss' orders
3. He tends to her potential tetanus-rife cut with totally antiseptic hanky that has seen better days because he simply could not bear to see her bloodied hand, Eklothi Gawah jo hai.
4. Make dinner for your witness and feed her. What happened to dry fruits? Not enough fiber in them?
5. Feed her with your own hands, instead of making morsels and leaving it on the plate because dammit, duty calls for highest levels of dedication
6. Hold her bangles for her in a very patriotic hug because she is incapable of silencing bangles by pressing them to her sides. Cover her in blanket, pashmina shawl no less because the girl is very precious...witness, witness, nothing else.
After that show of intense dedication to one's duty, if patriotism and Desh Bhakthi does not ooze from every pore, sweat gland and mucous gland of yours, you are beyond repair.
We all know makers rely on fans for ideas and we must not waste any chance to do verbal diarrhea. Here are my suggestions that would send the Patriotism meter through the roof and get highest TRPs.
Cover up Paro in sack and burlap with cutouts for arms and legs. Her choli is a distraction for Rudra's patriotism.
Moonchiya has BSD Patriotic Jawan tattooed on his sexy back. Show more of it.
Focus on other characters too. lets see - Thakursa gets a mosquito bite, and then he takes off his shirt and pours Mango Frooti juice on it before swigging the juice from his sippy cup. That is heights of patriotism!
Rang Rasiya is a misnomer indicating some hot intense love story, very misleading. Let's change the name of the show to ThiRanga Rasiya, please?
No more love shuv dey chicken khurana with Jali roti or tripping and falling in arms or lifting the heroine or rolling in the deep sand dunes, just because she is Eklothi Ladki err.. Gawah. It gives us unpatriotic gutter thoughts
Make the character of Laila disappear. Her actions distract Moonchiya, a confirmed patriot. All he wants from her is some peace and quiet, away from his mad family, so he can compose the next super hit Patriotic/DeshBhakti song.
Danda err.. .Jhanda ooncha Rahe hamara...Hooo Thiranga Rasiyaaa
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