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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti
I'm in the Mood. 😉

Don't think gutterish thots. Mgt ryte a tadka OS ya?

dan post shut

awl fiddlings go whashte

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napk

@napk

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Posted: 11 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
ee lamba lamba res humko dara raha hai

please do not pot chamber shot

just put in Lysol clean comments

Just updated on page 1 😊

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Navin

@napstermonster

Voyager

+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

#23

Clearly the BSD has some finance issues--Aman needs to head out ASAP to look for that runaway moneybags camel to help ease the money-shortage on the army camp.

To help him differentiate from all the other camels out there, Aman just needs to look for the camel suffering from PTSD, and still dressed in its wedding gotti, like Paro Baisa is. Bet that camel's found the chance to get in a bath and put on some deodorant, though.

Money worries should NOT be allowed to affect Rurda's naked (!!!!) focus on properly taking care of the TRP mission--by which I of course mean his Torturing Rajasthani Patakas mission. But money he clearly needs, or he'll have to draw lines in the sand of dirty havelis instead of getting a depressing room at a roadside Ramada Inn, like all self-respecting intelligence agencies.

Right now, in place of the gym, Rudra is carrying lightweight kamariyas here and there, in place of proper army rations we see kaki-mausi-masala-sa's sour achar, some nuts (which clearly the mouse got to) and that old plate of burnt roti he already tried to feed his father three weeks ago. No wonder Paro cut her hand to escape from eating it, I'm thinking that plate of old roti must be like glass shards by now.

For an army major to buy a third class bus ticket to travel to a village is too shameful, right baisas? This is what happens when the army recklessly hands out jeeps and phatphatiyas and raybans to confirmed arsonists like our boy Rudra and Yaha Bhi Aman here. When its time for kaam, theyv'e already gone dhaam.

Edited by napstermonster - 11 years ago

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

#24

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

dan post shut

awl fiddlings go whashte

Dnt worry we will den fiddle wid da wrng meterz? 😉

Nd den victimisashun dun.

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CheshireBilli

@CheshireBilli

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

hum sarhad par the aaj subah, late ho gaya, e BSD walay mitting pe mitting bulaye

Ohnoez!

I hope no new baaraat is coming! We've barely recovered from the last one! One bride-who-never-changes-her-clothes at a time.

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CheshireBilli

@CheshireBilli

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: mimosa658

@ bold- Ahem...what do you say? mujhey samajh nahi aaya...

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Samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hai.

Edited by Semanti - 11 years ago

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Archana M H

@archana.mh17

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: Semanti
I now know why the show began when it did.
So that it could reaffirm its patriotic stance just in time for Republic Day.
I am so impressed by the timing of it all.

I feel like we're watching two separate shows in RR. One show is Rudra and Paro who seem to exist in a parallel universe where only Aman and occasionally the two elder Ranawats butt in. The other is the crazy kitchen-verse of Mami Sa and her DIL where Rudra occasionally butts in.

So on one hand, Rudra channels his inner, more rustic Oceanji with that handkerchief (because gauze bandages are sooo urban), and on the other hand, Kaki Sa channels her inner witch to taunt her DIL about (what I'm fairly certain is) her lack of grandkids.

On one hand Rudra sits and feeds Paro morsel by morsel while she ignores him blatantly and stares at the CLOCK of all things.
On the other hand, Kaki Sa sends everyone off to bed without supper.

Bonus observations--

-The BSD issues sexy leather jackets to their officers (along with rudraksh bracelets for the chosen ones). Very important in...er...interrogating the witness.

-The BSD officers in turn, issue less-sexy shawls to witnesses. Because...reasons.

-Samrat is one step away from turning into the dikhra whose name sounds like a cough.

-This Birpur-Chandangarh route is the Pune-Bombay highway. Buses every 20 minutes after midnight! Kaun sasura bola that India is not shining?

-Paro's lehengas come with high-powered 17 MP Carl Zeiss, minimum-refraction, crystal mirrors.

LOLOLOL! 😆Dammit I need to learn how to use additional emoticons just to put the one that shows ROFLing!

@bold-👏 for that reference!

@italics-Word! LOL at the'cough' comment😆!

@Underlined-well, India is shining in the fictional world-Indian TV people misunderstood when they were asked to show progress in their TV content-hence, they ended up showing the kind of progress that didn't happen under the Govt in the past 10yrs, buses every 20mins b/w 2 villages at midnight!