200th Epi - Shaan ka Itraana, Khanak ka Muskuraana

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ok i must be crazy, wanting to answer these :D

Khanak

1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" - haan haan keh dunga chalo yahan se
2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" -- to may kia karoon yaar (assuming he's in bed playing video games or something)
3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" --- shaan: tumne mere dostoon se kaha sexcuse me? khanak: haan to, shaan: mar gaya yar
4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" - kiun chale dhulwadi, unko bula lo mumbai
5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" - i think he'll only bang his head to the wall with this one
6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" - glare
7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" - may bhi na kia khanak , pulling her close
8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" - saath saath nahane se pyar barta hai khanak: aisa kisne kaha shaan: kisi mahapurush ne
9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" - shan: mujhe to har wakt yehi karna hai (in his super sexy voice)
10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " - haath mat lagana mere guitar ko tum, tumhe har cheez ko dhone ki kia padi rehti hai

Shantanu

1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " - himmat hai, may bhi dhulwadi ki khanak hoon (obviously she wont understand what the handcuffs story wud be)
2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" - aap hi ne to kaha tha, har insaan bha nai hota
3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" - ok shan wont say this lol
4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please - dharam bha ko bhejti hoon, daba deinge. mujhe bohot kaam hain
5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" - may aapki patni, pata hai, aagey boliye
6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" - shantanu aap bhi na
7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" - thankoo kiun
8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" - dhulwadi? in super excitement
9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" - aapko dikh nahi raha, ada ke liye soup bana rahi hoon
10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" - super happy, mujhe laga aap ke doston ke aane ke baad aap bhool hi jayenge

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" : main mahapurush ho na aur tumhara pati bhi toh joh main kahunga waisa hi hoga....par main apne doston se keh dunga...patni se koi takkar nahi "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" : kya ....????tum sach keh rahi ho??main papa...tum mummy??? "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" : kuch nahi khanak.....woh itne educated...[mera matlab hain padhe likhe] thoda na hain...tum bilkul thik ho " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" : dhulwadi..........???par abhi toh mujhe gaane ka contract mila hain abhi kaise chale?? "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" :champak....???mere dost tumhe champak ki yaad dilate hain....khanak tum bahut masoom ho " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" :tum kuch nahi janti khanak isliye aisa bol rahi ho "App bhi nah Shantanu" :are pati se kya sharmana....!!!and shaan's killing smile *omg* " Main naha kar aati hoon!" :tumhe bahar ane ki koi zaroorat nahi...main hi andar aa jata hoon "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" :ha bilkul karna hain....aur plz main na hamesha ise raat ko hi karta hoon...2 baje tak jaag kar...andhere mein kuch alag hi mazaa hain "video "games khel ne ka
1. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?" : kya??pani se tanpura...agar mere tanpure ko pani se dhoyogi na toh company wale mujhe dho denge

Shantanu

"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " : handcuffs...??mane...!!! " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" :agar ap chahte hain toh bulayungi...mere pati parmeshwar joh chahenge main waisa hi karungi "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" :ahh.....ah....kuch nahi bus main toh bus yoon hi " khanak mera Sar daba doh please :sar daba. do...???jiske bina apko neend nahi ati....!!!! "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" :main apki patni...bahut khushi huyi ki ap jante hain " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" :shantanu apko aata kya hain...sirf vi...vi....video games khelne ke alava.... "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" : " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" : honey moon...woh kya hota hain...??? "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" :main apke liye kheer bana rahi thi
1. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" :are waah..!!!yeh toh bahut achi baat hain

Khanak

1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" - warna kya Khanak ......Hmmm......!!(raising eyebrows)
   
2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" - Ulti ?...Khanak tum thik toh ho na?
   
3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" - Wah.......yeh bol diya?.......phas gaya beta Shaan !!
   
4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" - Mujhe bhi hetal aur mangal ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai Khanak....(laughing)......chalo chaltein hain !!
5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" - Really ?....tum Duck ko champak ke saath compare kar rahi ho? Khanak -- lekin main toh Sam ki baat kar rahi thi
   
6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" - 2 din mein tumhe pata chal gaya rahul ke baare mein? .....aur main yahan 6 mahine se laga hun, mere liye to kabhi aisa nahi kaha.....Grrhhh !!
7. "App bhi nah Shantanu"- Abhi toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahin Khanak....(nudging her)
   
8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!"- Oye hoye.... Main bhi chaloon.....
   
9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" - Yehi to kar raha hun Khanak.....(husky voice)
   
10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?" - Haan haan bilkul.....aur bhi bahut kuch hai mere paas Khanak....sab laaker deta huun....sabko ek saath dho dena......
    

Shantanu

1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " - Haan....toh main bhi kahan darti hun....kar dijiye woh....kya kehtey hain-- handkuphs...
   
2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" - maine toh socha tha par phir mujhe laga ki shayad aapko accha nahi lagega.....har kisi ko bha kahna
   
3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" - main kyun kuch chupaaoon.... maine koi chori thode hi ki hai....
   
4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please - Thik hai Shantanu...magar aap waada kijiye ki koi sharaarat nahin karenge.....piramise?
   
5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" - aur ??...aur kya..??.....yeh baat toh mujhe pahle se pata hai.....
   
6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"- Shanatanu aapko majak soojh raha hai aur yahan meri jaan nikali jaa rahi hai, hum pahle hi late ho chuke hain...
7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" - arrey, thankoo bolne se pahle usey maar maar kar woh paise toh le lena jo woh lekar bhag gaya tha.....
   
8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"- haan Shantanu aur kyun na hum dadi aur Dharambha ko bhi saath le chalein?
   
9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" - Shantanu aap dekh nahi rahe? kitna kaam hai mujhe....aap jaiye our mujhe.......kya khta hain--'dis - turb' mat kijiye
   
10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"- Sacchi.....main abhi jaakar paathshaala saaf kar deti hun.....(super excited)

Originally posted by: tofeeees

Khanak

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" -wrna main kya "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" -really to main kya karu"App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" -khanak tumne kya kiya mere frens kya sochte honge mere teachng ke bare main " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" -champak ki yaad nahin arahi...."Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"-champak... tum har baat main dulwadi ko kyun lati hoon " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" -aur ab tum kahogi ki main kitna bura hoon "App bhi nah Shantanu" -aap bhi kya khanak😳 " Main naha kar aati hoon!" -main madad karu...."Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" -mujhe to har waqt wahin karna hain khanak jo tum karne nahin deti hoon
1. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?"-haath lagake dekho.sher se panga mat le kahnak

Shantanu

"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " -datt aap bi na shaan " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" -kyun bulaon????? "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" -aap ko kyun bolu,aap kya mujhe har baat batate hoon " khanak mera Sar daba doh please -gala dabane ka mann kar raha hain shaan is waqt "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" -kitne baar yaad dilayenge main aap ki tarah budtal nahin hoon " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" -uski koi jaroorat nahin"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" -main mr.agarwal ko thank u bolongi " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" -kitni jaldi yaad ayi apko honeymoon ke bare main. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" -wahi jo roj karti hoon
1. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" -kyun jaise paatshala main ap mujhe sach much angreezi padayenge

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