Ok Beenzie!! So, here goes.......
Khanak
1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" Shaan: "Warna kya, haan???" ShaNak *fingers pointed at each other*
2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" Shaan: "Really, Khanak"!!!, *breaks into the trademark Shaan killer smile*
3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" Shaan: *rubs his forehead, and takes Khanak aside* "Sexcuse me nahin, Khanak, Excuse me......Aexcuse me *stressing on the phonetics*, Khanak"!!!!
4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" Shaan: "Haan zaroor, Khanak.....tum kaho toh wahi pe bas jaate hain"!!!
5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" Shaan: "Khanak (in complete exasperation, with the characteristic drawl).....Khannnak, zara bataogi mujhe, tumhare hisaab se KAUN tumhara bha nahin hai??"
6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" Shaan: "Maine bhi tumhe goondon se bachaya tha.....main usse zyada achha insaan hoon"!!!
7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" Shaan: *pulling Khanak real close* "Aap bhi na..... kya, Khanak????"
8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" Shaan: "Naha kar!!! *grins wickedly from ear to ear*.....Main bhi aata hooooooooon!!!"
9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" Shaan: "Haan, isi waqt Khanak......KYON??? tumhe kuch aur karna hai kya......I don't mind" *sly grin totally in place*
10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " Shaan: "Haan zaroor, Khanak!!! Mera tanpura hi kyon, mera laptop bhi tum phir se dho sakti ho!!!"
Shantanu
1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " Khanak: *bemused* "Handkup....Haa....kya...Hathkadiyaan hi thik hai, mere liye" (assuming Shaan has explained the same to Khanak)
2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" Khanak: "Main to aapko bhi toh Bha nahi bulati, naan" Shaan *livid*
3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" Khanak: "Kuch nahin, Shantanu.......peraamis"
4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please Khanak: "Lekin aapko toh gaajar ka halwa khana tha.....ab aap hi boliye......sara dabaoon ya gaajar ka halwa banaoon???" *innocent muh with a hint of that glorious smile*
5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" Khanak: "Main aapki patni.....batane ke liye shukriya!!!"
6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" Khanak: "Dhhhhattttttttttttttttt"!!!!! *radiant smile all over the place*
7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" Khanak: "Main bhi chaloongi aapke saath"!!!! *totally delighted*
8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" Khanak: *puts the strands of hair behind her ear, slowly breaks into a smile* and then......"Dhulwadi chalen???????"
9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kya kar rahi ho?" Khanak: "Aapke liye jadi booti wala chai bana rahi hoon"!!!!
10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Khanak: "SACH???? Hamari Angrezi ki paathshala phir se shuru!!! Thanku, Shantanu!!!!
Edited by dr.dsr - 14 years ago