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Posted: 14 years ago
#21
All the answers r so good
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Posted: 14 years ago
#22

Khanak

  1. Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" kya kahuu yarr ??
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" really ?? okh fine ready ho jao ,,doctor ke paas chalengeee !!!!!!!!main risk nahi le saktaa !! aagar tumhe kuch ho jayy !!
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" Unse kyu kaha ?? mujhse kehe deti naaa !!!mein bilkul nahi haasta !! tum jaha karney ko bolti, waha hi kardetaaa !! kyuki aaisa moka baar baar nahi miltaaa haiii !! *and gives a naughty smile*
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" umm thik haii !! chaloo !! tumhari khushi keliye kuch bhiiiii !!
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" BHAAA !! ???? ekto wo animal haii aur uparse ussne tumare pati ko gira diya tha or wo bhi sarak peee and phir bhi tum usse bha bula rahi hoo ?? khar tumhara koi insaan dost nahi tha ??
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" mujhse bhi zaydaaa hai kyaaa?? *in a jealous tone*
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" kya yaar khanak ?? main tumhara pati hoo !! itna kyu sharmati ho mujhsee ??
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" sry mujhe pehele jana haii !! but as tumhe bhi aabhi jana hai to hum eksaath chalsaakte haii !! thik haii naa !!?? aur mujhe bhi to pata chale ki meri patni nahate huye kitni khubsurat lagti haiii !!*and pulls her to him to look at her facewhich was blushing*
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" umm haaa kyuki aagar mujhe baad me neend aajaye too ???
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " noo nooo!! Plzzzz !! noo need !! koi zarurat nahi haiii !

Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "uff shantanu aap bhi naaaa !! meri English Klass phir se shuro kije !! aur tabtak mujhe mere galti ki saza nahi misaktiiii !!
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" har insaan bha nahi hota haii Shantanu...waise aap hine to ye kaha that !!
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" aapko kyu batau ?? aur waise bhi KUCH NAHI HAIIII !!!
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please" haaa abhi daba deti hoo!! bohut daard ho raha hai kyaaa ??
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"janti hoo,,,aur main aapki patnii !!lekin shayad aap ek baat nahi jaante ki 'Aap Meri ZINDAGI HAI aur Meru JAAN Bhi'
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" aabhi utarna nahi haii *says blushingly* sirf pehennaaa haii !! and pushes him and makes him go a little away frm her !!
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" kyu ??? Murli bha ne kya kiyaa Shantanuu ???
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" Blushes and lowers her eyes and says "main... ...kya kahoo ?? jo bhi aapki marzii !! aap jaisa chahenge waisa hi hogaaa" *and blushes more and runs away*
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" umm khana bana rahi hoo !! aap jake tanpura bajaye !! do ghante baad kamreme baat karee ??
  10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Saachmee ??? main bohut khush hooo !! aap bohut aache haiii !! lekin aap mere saathe koi shaitani nahi karengeee aur mujhe pareshan nahi karenge ,,thik haiiiiiii !! ???aur Shantanu CA-M-PHLI-KA-ED matlab kya hai ??
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Posted: 14 years ago
#23
So far I have not read all but whatever I have read, its good...
Good Job guys!👏👏👏
I really like this topic...
so here's my take (attempt that is).😆
rooj
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Khanak
    Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" haan kehdunga, tum mere doston ke baare main kyu soch rahi ho, mere bare main itna socho toh mein (comes near her).
    "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" woh toh honi hai na, itni saari bazar ki cheezein khaogi toh aisa hoga na.
    "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" *he is drinking water and chokes on it, causing it to spill on the floor* WHAT?! Sexcuse me, i mean excuse me! *wipping the mouth with back of his hand*
    " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" *sarcastic reply* haan haan chaltein hain khanak, mera heart failure karwane ka bohat shock hai tumhe toh zaroor chaltein hain.
    "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" Kya? Khanak kahan tumhare Champak bhaa aur kahan mere dost. Koi comparison hi nahi hai. *tsk* baat karti ho.
    " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" tumhe kaise pata? pichle 7 mahino se main tumhare saat hoon aur tumne mujhse yeh nahi kaha aur Rahul ke saath ek meeting ke baad tum dawa ke saath keh sakti ho ke "Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain." Jao main nahi bolta tumse!
    "App bhi nah Shantanu" Handsome hoon, sexy hoon, Mahapurush hoon...pata hai, aur kuch?
    " Main naha kar aati hoon!" Acha suno tum kuch bhool rahi ho. Khanak: kya? Shaan: *gets up and goes in front of her with tongue in cheek and speaks in husky voice* Mujhe. Khanak: *blushing with wide eyes* Shantanuuuu...
    "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" Aur nahi toh kya, abhi nahi karunga toh kab karunga? subha ho jayegi tab?
    " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " haan zaroor, zaroor. Saath main tum meri sari cheezein bhi dho dena jis tarah tumne woh laptop dhoya tha. *sarcastic* Koi zaroorat nahi hai!

Shantanu

    "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " Kyu? Handcuphs kyu? Main dekhti hoon app kaise mujhe haat lagate hein. *she has no idea what he is implying to*
    " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" Main kyu bha bulaon? app hi ne toh kaha tha har koi mera bha nahi hota, ab mahapurush ki baat thodi na tal sakti hoon mein.
    "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" mein, mein...woh...kya..woh mein...haan! main apka surprise chupa rahi hoon aur kuch nahi.
    " khanak mera Sar daba doh please" Sar dard ho raha? Shaan: Haan, doba doh please. Khanak: mere haath se aram ata hai kya? Shaan: haan, tumhare haathon main jadoo hai. Khanak: Acha toh phir theke hai, main sone ja rahi hoon app kisi jadoo gar ko bola ke apna sar ki maalish karwa lein, yehi saza hai apki mujhe tang karne ke. Good neend!
    "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" appke paas license hai. Pata hai mujhe. Kuch nai baat keejiye.
    " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" Shantanuuu...mujhe utarni nahi pehni hai. app kuch bhi bole ja rahe hain *innocently remarks back but soon realizes the implications and blushes*
    "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" *laughs at him* App aur thankoo bolenge? Mahapurush thankoo aur shorry nahi bolte.
    " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" Honey...kya? Shaan: Honeymoon. Khanak: *cuts him* Shantanu app jayiye mujhe bohat kaam hai (she knows everything but she is pretending she doesn't so she can get out of it)
    "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" *sarcastic* Kapde dho rahi hoon aur kya? Dikhta nahi hai apko, kitchen main khana banta hai toh wohi kar rahi hoon, app jaiye yahan se
    Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Sach! Mein abhi apni kapy aur pencil lati hoon! *runs to get her things super excitedly!*
Edited by rooj-i - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#24
wow! i am LOVING the participation in this game! Hi5 Krishna! 😃 makes my life a tad bit difficult but whatever! 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Khanak

  1. Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein": Warna kya ha, warna kya....and khanak ke pass aa jayega
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain"...kya khanak, maine suna hai sirf pregnant aurat ko.....
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me"...khanakkk..woh tumpar nehi mujhpar haas rahe hai...
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!"sirf baai aada ki yaad arahi hai, champak ki yaad nehi arahi....
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"...kya mera dost, woh to itne lambe nehi hai.....
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"haa...or main bura..yehi kehna chahti ho na tum.....
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu"...maibhi na kya..khanak...
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!"Saath me nahaye kya...
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai"...to tum kya chahti ho khanak, iss waqt main romance karu...
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? Saath saath mujhe bhi dho dalo yaar....being sarcastic"

Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "..kya hand, hand cub..yeh kya hota hai...
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?"...Bha nehi kehti to kya...ji to kehti hu na...
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"...aapse matlaab
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please...saath me gaala bhi dabadu....
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"....ha ha..kya apko sirf itni hi hindi aati hai?
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"...ap bhi na shantanu, kitne besharam hai, bilkul iss forum ki larkiyo ki tarah...😆
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga"....agar woh mujhe mil gaye na, to main to uska...
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"..kya honeymoon, pehle ophice jayiye....
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" main yaha naha rahi hu...apko koi kaam tha kya...
  10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"...angregi..phir se...

  11. hope not so bad....
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tofeeees

Hello Shanak Crazies! Okay guys we have a VERY hilarious and fun Shanak Activity to celebrate the 200 Episodes of Rang Badalti Odhani! I am POSITIVE that you all will have immense fun participating in this!
The Activity is Called
"Shaan ka Itraana, Khanak ka Muskuraana"
Don't ask me why!😆😆
INSTRUCTIONS:
So basically it's very simple! I am giving you a set of 10 Statements/Questions, 10 said by Shaan and 10 said by Khanak. 10 statements that both Khanak and Shaan are likely to say to each other during the course of their married life!😆
What you all have to do is PREDICT the response to the Statements/ Questions, keeping in view Shaan and Khanak's characters in RBO 😊
The person with the MOST responses CLOSEST to their actual Characters will WIN this activity! Got it?
For Example:
Shaan : " Mujhay yay shirt achee nahi lagti!"
Khanak: "Achee nahee lagtee toh khareedi kyun?Paisay kya pair pur ugtay hain?" (This is the response that needs to be predicted)
Okay?
I will be evaluating the answers, along with Krishna ( i haven't even asked her abhee tuk!) 😆 please let me know if i'm not a good choice! 😲😆
RULES:
1. One person can give ONE response only to each of the statements/questions.
2. You may do as many Statements/Questions as you want (You may skip some if you want but remember that the person who has the MOST responses which are the CLOSEST to their characters will win---so you'd rather not leave any) 😆
3. You may Edit your responses if you want to before the Last Date of Submission which is December 30th ' 2010 (Mid-day India Time)😃
4. Be imaginative and make up your own scenes of what may be happening when this statement/question was said! Explain the scene if you want to to but put a separate heading of scene or a separate paragraph
5.Lastly please keep the response restricted to 1 at most 2 sentences!😆
Okay i hope i haven't left out anything! OMG YIKESS! i forgot the Statements 🤣🤣🤣 LO! Man i must be MAD! Okay okay here goes!
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😃😃😃

Khanak

    1,Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein"
    KHANAK...WARNA TUH KYA KAROGE...
    2."Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain"
    APNE HAATH KHA BANAYA HUA DHOKLA KUDH ZYADA KHANE KA NATEEJA HOGA..
    3"App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me"
    KHANAK WOH TUM SIRF MERE SAATH KEH SAKTHE HO ISLIYE WOH HAS RAHE THE,,,,
    4" Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!"

    NAHI HONEYMOON KE LIYE HILL STATION JAANA HAIN PEHLE...

  1. 5.Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"

TOH TUM KYA KEHNA CHAHTHI HO..HUM LOG CAMELS HAI..

    6 " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"
    SHUT UP KHANAK....PLEASE...
    7"App bhi nah Shantanu" "
    MAIN BHI KYA?
    8Main naha kar aati hoon!" KHANAK...MAIN KUCH MADAD KAROON
    9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" .
    WAISE TUH JAN NAHKAR AATHI HO TOH BAHUT FRESH LAGTI HO ..AUR MUJSE RAHA NAHIN JAATHA..
  1. 10" Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? "

NO.......THANK U....

Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "

AGAR AAPNE MUJHE BAAND DIYA TOH NASHTHA AAP KO KAUN KHILAYEGA..SOCHA HAIN AAP NE..

  1. 2." Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?"

SHANTANU AAP HI NE TOH KAHATHA HAR BANDA BAH NAHI HOTA..ISLIYE MAINE RAHUL KO BHA NAHI BHULAYA..

    3.."Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"
    WOH...APPKE LIYE KUCH PRASAD LEKE AAYI... "
    4 khanak mera Sar daba doh please
    YEH KYASHANTANU ROJ ROJ SAR DABANA..WOH TOH..KABHI KABHI HONA CHAHIYE..
    5"Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur
    " MAIN AAPKI PATNI..YEH KITNE BAAR YAAD DHILAYENGE AAP.. 6" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"
    UFF..SHANTANU AAP BHI NA...SHARAM NAHI AATHI AAP KO...SARA SAMAY ISI KAYAL MEIN REHTHE HAIN KYA?
    7"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga
    " MAIN BHI..WARNA AISE BURTHAL PATI MUJHE KAISE MILTHA? " 8Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?
    " ADA/BHAI SE POOCH LIYE AAPNE...KAHIN WOH BHI AANA CHAHTHE HO TOH?
    9"Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?"
    MEIN APNE LIYE KUCH ACCHA SA KHANA KHUD BANA RAHI HOON..
    10/ Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"
  1. SIRF CLASSES AUR KUCH NAHI..SHATANU IS BAATH KO YAAD RAKHIYE PLEAJJJJJ

Credit for 50 % of the statements goes to Krishna 😊

Get Started Guys!

😃😃😃

love,

Beeni

Edited by sshriyaa84 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tofeeees

Hello Shanak Crazies! Okay guys we have a VERY hilarious and fun Shanak Activity to celebrate the 200 Episodes of Rang Badalti Odhani! I am POSITIVE that you all will have immense fun participating in this!
The Activity is Called
"Shaan ka Itraana, Khanak ka Muskuraana"
Don't ask me why!😆😆
INSTRUCTIONS:
So basically it's very simple! I am giving you a set of 10 Statements/Questions, 10 said by Shaan and 10 said by Khanak. 10 statements that both Khanak and Shaan are likely to say to each other during the course of their married life!😆
What you all have to do is PREDICT the response to the Statements/ Questions, keeping in view Shaan and Khanak's characters in RBO 😊
The person with the MOST responses CLOSEST to their actual Characters will WIN this activity! Got it?
For Example:
Shaan : " Mujhay yay shirt achee nahi lagti!"
Khanak: "Achee nahee lagtee toh khareedi kyun?Paisay kya pair pur ugtay hain?" (This is the response that needs to be predicted)
Okay?
I will be evaluating the answers, along with Krishna ( i haven't even asked her abhee tuk!) 😆 please let me know if i'm not a good choice! 😲😆
RULES:
1. One person can give ONE response only to each of the statements/questions.
2. You may do as many Statements/Questions as you want (You may skip some if you want but remember that the person who has the MOST responses which are the CLOSEST to their characters will win---so you'd rather not leave any) 😆
3. You may Edit your responses if you want to before the Last Date of Submission which is December 30th ' 2010 (Mid-day India Time)😃
4. Be imaginative and make up your own scenes of what may be happening when this statement/question was said! Explain the scene if you want to to but put a separate heading of scene or a separate paragraph
5.Lastly please keep the response restricted to 1 at most 2 sentences!😆
Okay i hope i haven't left out anything! OMG YIKESS! i forgot the Statements 🤣🤣🤣 LO! Man i must be MAD! Okay okay here goes!
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😃😃😃

Khanak

  1. Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein"warna kya han kya karlogi...
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain"to yar tum kyun pura din khati rehti ho itni khao gi to ulti to hogi na..
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me"sexcuse me nhn khanak ..its excuse me
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!"dhulwadhi??? hmmm ok tumhari khushi k liye mein tumhen dhulwadhi kya kahin bi le jane k liye tayar hun..
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"tumhare champak bha ki to tum baat mat karo yaad hai us ne mje kis tara giraye tha aur tum kitna has rahi ti mere ooper,, wese tumhara champak k ilawa aur koi dost nhn tha kya?
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"itne hi acche hain to ja k unhi se bat karo na mujh se kyn baat kar rahi ho..
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu"mein bhi na kya khanak?
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!"kaho to saath mein naha len khanak..
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai"yeh karna k liye koi fix time thodi hota hain yeh to hum kisi bi waqt kar sakte hain..
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? "tumhara dimagh to kharab hnn hogaya khanak ..

Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "par shantanu is mein meri kya ghalti hai..
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?"(smile)wese shantanu mje jhalne ki boo aarahi hai..
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"(stammer) kuch nhn shantanu mein kya chupaongi..
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please...yeh li jiye .. aur khud daba li jiye.. mje kitchen mein boht kam hai..
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"mje pata hai bta ne k liye.. thaanku
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"shantanu ap bhi na ....
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga"mein bhi kyn k usi ki waja se mje aap jaisa pati mila..
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"honeymoon woh kya hota hai?
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?"aap k liye dhokle bana rahi hoon..
  10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"mein bi kab se yahi kehna chah rahi ti...pata nhn aakhri bar aap ne mje engreji kab sikhayi thi..

Credit for 50 % of the statements goes to Krishna 😊

Get Started Guys!

😃😃😃

love,

Beeni

Edited by adeelakhokar - 14 years ago
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Awesome questions guys😆😆

    Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" varna kya? hun varna kya? dhamki de rahi ho mujhe?
    "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" Kya? tumhe 5 baar ulti ho chuki hai aur tum mujhe ab bata rahi ho!
    "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" WHAT! Khanak tum janti bhi ho iska matlab kya hai!!
    " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" (teasing here) tho phone pe baat karo naa...itni door jaane ki kya zaroorat hai?
    "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" really? how sweet khanak...par ek baat batao...tumhe mere doston ko dekh kar insaanon ki yaad nahin aa sakti hai kya?
    " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" (glare) dobara mere samne rahul ke bare mein baat karne ki galati mat karna khanak
    "App bhi nah Shantanu" haiiiiii...tum sharmate hue bohut khubsoorat lagti ho khanak
    " Main naha kar aati hoon!" main bhi saath mein chalun?...company dene ke liye... (naughty smile)
    "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" haan mujhe issi waqt hi karna hai..tumhe koi problem hai?
    " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " haan haan kyun nahin...main tho kehta hoon jaa kar swimmin pool mein phek ke aao...

Shantanu

    "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " shantanu! (lookin down sharmily)
    " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" hmmm...mujhe kahin se jaalne ki booh aa rahi hai
    "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" (i dont think shaan would ask somethin like that😆 but still trying) kuch...kuch bhi tho nahin...(nervous)
    " khanak mera Sar daba doh please bohut thaag gaaye hain naa aap...koi baat nahin main do mins mein apki sar dard bhaaga deti hoon
    "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" main apki patni...pata hai mujhe
    " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" dhaat (feelin shy)
    "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" aap kyun? main khud apke saath chal kar unhe thanku bolungi
    " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" honeymoon kyun? shantanu hum naa Dhulwadi chalte hain (excited)
    "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" yeh mera rasoyi ghar hai main jab chahun aa sakti hoon...par aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? aur voh bhi iss waqt!
    Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" sach!!! (overjoyed)
Edited by ...Noorya... - 14 years ago
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Okay here's mine😊.....

Originally posted by: tofeeees

Khanak
  1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" "Warna kya Khanak?" (obviously😆 and I can just imagine Karan raising his head in that way too)
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" "Kya yaar Khanak, yeh sub sunke mujhe bhi ho jayegi.....Ek minute kya kaha tum ne?....Yeh baat kahi sunna howi lagti hai...Sayaad TV pe....Hmmm...."(burthal sits there thinking😆)
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" "Khaaannakkk!😳.....Yeh kya keh rahi ho tum.?...Yeh.....Urr...Woh....Gaali....Tum jese kehti ho toh woh urmmm gaali lagti hai....Yeh phir kabhi maat bolna, alright?...."
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" "Teek hai...Paar mein woh two idiots ke baate, iss baar nahi sune wala....Main Shantanu Khandelwal hoon, jawaab dena mujhe bhi aata hai....Infact hum unse bilkul nahi millenge, Gopi ko tumhara ghar bolale na...."
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" "Kyun😆..."
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" "Hain hain, tumhe toh haar raha chalte mein ek, achaa insaan dekta hai....Woh bus wale bhaa bhool gayi?...."
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" "Mein kya Khanak?😊❤️...."
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" "Haan toh jawona...Mein kaha roka hai...😕"
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" "Toh phir kis waqt Khanak?"
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " " Nahiin Khanak, iss ke kyoi zaroraat nahi!"

Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " "Haan cups?....Yeah kya hota hai?...😕"
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" "Bus aise hi..."( Khanak shrugs her shoulders)
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" "Woh kitaab, jo aap rasoyi ghaar mein rak kar aaye teh...Aap bhi na, kuch soch teh hi nahi..."😳
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please" "Abhi dada deti hoon..."
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" " Haam haan, aur mein aap ki patni hoon...Aap baar baar yaad nahi bhi delaye geh, toh bhi mein bholo gi nahi...😊"
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" "Shantanuu!😲....Aap bhi nah😳....."
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" "Thunku toh mein bhi kehna chatiho....Paar uski wajase jo 'Musibut' aap ko milli hain, uska aapko afsource nahi?😃..."
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" "Dhatt!..."
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein Kya kar rahi ho?" "Kaana paros rahi hoon...Aur kya?....😃"
  10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" "Sachhiii?!😃..."

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Edited by The_May_Rose - 14 years ago
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Ok m trying 😆m nt good at this😆par wil give it a try


Khanak

  1. Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" oo meri jhansi ki rani...tum unhe chodo..mere baare me socho😳
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" 5 TImes😲..Seriously Khanak..tumhara naam toh guiness book me aana chahiye..waise bhi.. maine kaha tha tumhe woh sab oily unhealthy stuff khane ke liye...ab bhukto
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" WHATT...😲.. MAINE aisa kaha..mainee??.i said excuse me khanak...EXCUSE ME...Godddd
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" thinks...dhullllwadiii...noooo...says..khanak main kya soch raha tha...hum bai aur ada ko hi yaha bula lete hai..haan??😃
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" Champak???woh bhi bhaa hai???
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" ohh...toh tumhara matlab hai..main bura hu???
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" main bhi na kya khanak😳
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" aur main help karne aata hu...kitna helpful hu main😎
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" yeahh??ye sab kaam main kyu karu..main shantanu khandelwal hu..aise chote chote kaam nahi karta
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " -haan haan..guitar hi kyu...mera mob..ye ipod...sabko pani se dho dena


Shantanu

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " galti???galti meri nahi aapki thi...
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" innocently says "aap hi ne toh kaha tha...har kisiko bhaa na kehne ke liye"
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" kya?main kaha kuch chupa rahi hu..
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please "shantanu...apka sar dukh raha hia?main apke liye jadibuti wali chai laati hu"
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" aur bilkul budthal hai
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" -😳...ab aap isi tarah mujhe pareshan karenge ya chalenge bhi..hume party ke liye late ho raha hai
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" main bhi
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" haan..dhulwadi chalte haii😃
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" lagta hai aapki ankhe kamjor ho gayi hai...kaam kar rahi hu shantanu
  10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"sachiiii😃...kitne din ho gaye aapne mujhe angrezi sikhaye hue

doneee😆...it was funnn...😆jyada bade lines toh nahi hue na😕

@Beeni n Krishna...kya dialogs hai!!!😃

@all--awesome convo everyone👏

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