200th Epi - Shaan ka Itraana, Khanak ka Muskuraana - Page 2

🤣🤣 i can't believe WHAT i have got myself into! It'll be tough to chose! listen krishna should i change the last date or should it remain the 30th? so the results can be posted on the 31st! i thought the longer a contest is delayed the more it loses it's charm so i kept it 30th but let me know if you want me to change it 😊

Originally posted by: tofeeees

Khanak

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein"warna kya..kya.....hun....takes khanak to d wall...bolo...khanak is all gaga over hs eyes "

Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" ..dekha mujhe kehti thi nazuk....ab bolo kaun hai nazuk...shaan put hs collars apart "

App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" aaaaaaaeeee....kahank dekho is shabd ko bhul jao....ek deal na me na tum ye bolenge "

Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" han han...bt ek shart pe wo tumhare bha n bhabhi....wahan nai honge thn...

"Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" ooye us stupid champak se mere dost ka comparison mat karo....okay "

Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"realy now

"App bhi nah Shantanu" main bhi kyaaa......hummmmnnnn.......hann....bolo....yahi naa....me bht smart hun.....handsome hun...

" Main naha kar aati hoon!"...... hhan to jao naa yar....anouncement kyu kar rahi ho

"Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" ahe he ab tak maine yehh kahan kia
1. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?"kyu nai tanpura hi kyu...yum meri french watch...mera wallet....mera sab saman paani swe dho sakti ho....stupid....

Shantanu

"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " hhann....dddd....cuuu...kya hai ye....cuppps...chia peene ko milegi

Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" ..thk hai to aapko bha bulaun

"Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" especal...gifat hai " khanak mera Sar daba doh please sshanatanu gala daba dun....he heeeee

"Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" shaantanu mujhe neend aa rai hai

" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"aap bade wo hain....me abhi dharam bha se aapki shikayat karti hn

"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" han han thk hai..me saare thanku apne pyare rahul bha ko bolungi "

Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" honeeeeeeeee.....moonnnnnnnn.....kyu?kya karenge.....yahin kar lijiye naaaa.....n wahan akele me kaarenge to koi dekh nai paaega......sab ke samne balki me to kehti hn pure pariwar ko karna chahiye

"Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" hari n dharam bha ke liye dhokle n rahul bha k liye adarak ki chai bana rai hn.....(shaan closes hs fist)

1. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" jee nai............app muzic pe dhyan de....me bha....matlab...bha se seekh lungi...heeeeeeeeeeee

Get Started Guys!

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SWATI

Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" Warne Kya Khanak! Kya kare lo gi! *comes near her* "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" Ulti Khanak! Tum kya kya khati rati ho ...Ulti tho ayagi na! "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" What! kisko kaha tumne! Rahul ya Duck! " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" NO! Phir aur koi mushibat agayegi...tum apne parents ko yahi call karo! "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"Acha...Kaunsa dost yaad dulate hai tumhe champak ki? *grins* " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" 'sab' achay hai Khanak! Bas tum hi nahi achi! *sarcastic* "App bhi nah Shantanu" Kya! Bolo Bolo! " Main naha kar aati hoon!" Toh mein bhi chalta hoon...*nudges him* "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai"HAAN ABHI! abhi nahi toh phir kabhi nahi Khanak *smirks* Now!
1. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? "Nahi,mere tanpura NAHI! par baaki sab kuch do sakti ho!

"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "hannd...cufs! Mein Khanak hoon woh bhi dhulwadi ki...dekhti hoon kya kare late hia aap! " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" aap nahi to kaha tha ki hare kio bha nahi hota! Bhool gaye Burthal! "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"Mein kyon baaton aapko? Meri odhani hia! meri marzi! " khanak mera Sar daba doh please *goes to draw* Bam hia...yeh laga li jiye! Mujhe kam hia! "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"aur mein aapki patni hoon ab boliye! " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" Shantanuuuu....Nahi! Aap ko sharam nahi aati! "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" Thankoo Kyon...Mein toh usko chore gi nahi! " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" kya! sachi! Mein,aap,bha,bhabi,mummyji and ada kitna mazza ayega na! Kab jaana hia! "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" aap dekhe nahi rahe mere rasio ghar ki kya halat howi hia! Pleez abhi nahi Shantanu!
1. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Phir chale...itne din ho gaye hia angrezi nahi seeki maine aapse!

Done.😛

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" kya haan? warna kya?

"Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" food poisoning! kaha tha na woh roadside bhaji mat khao. kitna unhygienic hota hai!

" Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" liken humein dekh kar suraj kay bai aada ko jo yaad aayega ga woh................. ( in a serious tone)

"Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" tumhe tu meray elawa sab hi achey lagtey hein, akshay bhayyia, duck aur ab rahul bhi ( in his trademark jealous tone)

" Main naha kar aati hoon!" ab, itni bhi kya jaldi hai khanak?

" Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " tum yeh meray tanpuray kay peechey kyun haath dho kar parh gai ho yaar?

" Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" kyuni kisi mahapursh nay kaha tha kay har insaan bha nahi hota khanak!

" khanak mera Sar daba doh please! aapka sar daba dab kar meray haaton ko dabanay ki zaroorat parney lagi hai. bohot dard hai? acha laaiye daba doon.

" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar! Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" dhat!

" Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" rehney dijiye! duck bha kay cafe mein khaana khilanay tu kabhi le kar nahi gaye, honeymoon par lekar jayen gey? burthal!

Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" thankoo! sorry! thank you master ji! hey bhagwan! sorry!

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" ...(points finger)
Warna tum kuch nahin karogi Khanak (puts in down gently)...Waise Khanak, tum aaj mere liye kheer banaogi? (diverts her attention)

"Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain"
Tumna woh dal pakoda kaam khaya karo Khanak.Kal raat kitne khaye the ?

"App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me"
woh! Khanak ..woh!..main..Unse puchke batata hoon...

" Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!"

Jaise tum chaho Khanak..mein bhi tumhare Bha aur Bhabi ko miss kar raha hoon ..Actually sirf Bhabi ko*laughs*..Seriously ,kabhi bhi tapak padti thi room mein..

"Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"
Kisko dekh ke Duck ya Sam .*laughs*. Waise Khanak ..Mujhe tumhe dekh ke Chapmak ki yaad aati hai ..Dhulwadi mein ..main woh gir gaya tha aur tum kitna hassi thi..bad Khanak.. koi aise hasta hai kya..

" Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"

Usne ek baar mein tumhe itna impress kar diya ..infact tumhe mujhe chhod kar baki sab achhay lagte hai..aur mein ..woh kya tha..burthal,and whats that ..swarthi ..right?

"App bhi nah Shantanu"

Mein bhi kya Khanak ..bahut woh hoon ..

" Main naha kar aati hoon!"
Mein kuch madaat karoon

" Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? "
Tanpura nahin Khanak ..Guitar? ..Kaise dhogi jaise mera laptop dho dala tha *laughs*..

Shantanu

"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "
hend..khaf..woh kya hota hai ?

" Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?"
App hi to bole ho..har kisiko bha bana leti ho Khanak..sab bha nahi hote .. *gives a naughty smile* kuch jalne ki boo aa rahi hai..aapko aa rahi hai ... :)

"Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"
Shantanu kaun kya chupa rah hai..kya bol rahe ho aap..

" khanak mera Sar daba doh please "
Bahut dard kar raha hai ? *shaan nods* Mein maar maar ke bhaga doongi ..*sees shatanu's expression* apko nahin burthal ,sar dard ko .

"Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"
aur mein apki patni ..isme nayi kaunsi nayi baat hai..

" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"
Dhat..Aap bhi na shantanu ..

"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" Thaank u ..kyun ? ..wiase aapko mujhe bolna chaiye..*gives the naughty expression*...*Shaan gives a questioning look*..thaank u..

Khanak

1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" - warna kya Khanak ..warna kya?
   
2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" - Ulti ?...Khanak tum kitni najuk ho kuch jadibooti lelo .
   
3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne ka kuha tha, sexcuse me" - Wah.......yeh to keval mujhe hi bolna tha..jese bolna hota hai use to bolti naahi ho.
   
4. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" - Really ?....tum mere dosto ko champak se compare kar rahi ho?
   
5. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" - Lakin Mujhe hetal aur mangal se bahut alargy hai.khas ka hetal se usko to me.....
   
6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" - shaan chidhkar 'hogaya tumhara' ab me jao.
   
7. "App bhi nah Shantanu"- Abhi toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahin Khanak.
   
8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!"- lekin khanak nahane ke pani me jadi booti to milali hai na ise tumhari health thik rahegi.
   
9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" - is hi waqt to kar raho ho khanak aur me tumhara pati ho mujhe iske nliya kisi ki permission lene ki jarurat nahi hai.
   
10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?" - Haan haan dho do vaise bhi tum mere laptop to dho hi chuku ho.
    

Shantanu

1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " - Haan.. main bhi kahan from dhuwari hoo kisi se darti nahi hoo.
   
2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" - mujhe jalne ki boo aa rahi hai lakin kishi mahapurus ne kaha tha ki har aadmi bha nahi hota.
   
3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" - main to kuch bhi nai chipa rahi hoo aap aise hi saq karte hai.
   
4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please - apni pyari dost sem se dabva lo.
   
5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" - janti ho ye baat aap roj yaad dilate hai.
   
6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"-janti ho aap kya soch rahe hai.santanu aap bade badmash ho gaya ho.
7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" - mai bhi use thanku bolugi agar wo nahi bhagta to ham kaise milte.
   
8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"- Shantanu pahle rahul se nibatlo phir chelege.
   
9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" - Shantanu aap dekh nahi rahe? aapke liye gajar ka halwa bana rahi hoo.
   
10. Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"- Sacchi....to phir pool side par chele.
    

Originally posted by: tofeeees

@bona: LOL you don't need a thinking cap for this game yaar! you just need to be obsessed with shanak which you ARE! toh chalo ub khailo!

@Souma: yay kya topic maker bole rahee hon!😲 forgot me itnii jaldi kya? i'm beeni *waves hand frantically in front of Souma* you HAVE to participate in this okay!

@Priya: Hope to see you participate as well :)

@ Swati: Very Good! LOL loved your answers too!😃😆