How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 8

Originally posted by: ButterflyKisses

Not really. I can talk to boys and be friends with them and stuff, I just choose not to, cuz I'm a little...well shy. I'm just not allowed to date, or get all physical with boys. Like hugging and stuff.
-Fari 😳 ❤️

Originally posted by: Desigirl144

*Sighs* that was agonizing... And, I had a bollywood episode myself... So I had a crush on this other guy in middle school and back then, I felt like I found my future husband😆 So I wore this cheesy pink scarf with my shirt and as he passed by, I tried to flash a slow-motion bollywood moment..

The smile.

Bat the lashes

Giggle

And finally, the most dreadful moment of my life...

Make sure the pink scarf flutters like a duppata...

And yes, I did this in the middle of the hallway.

So... that didn't work and Thank God my best friend doesn't remember this incident and if I was to remind her, she'd never stop laughing at me.

There goes my life. So here it is... 😆

Oh and.. my crush never noticed me... Lol! So that was fun😆

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

but srsly i feel embarassed for u i've got a sad embarassing but its too sad i think i might die remembering it but i'll share it anyway ok so there was this guy who i once liked so i sat next to him in lessons infact he came n sat next to me idk y but he did n all of a sudden sumthing flew into my eye so i asked him to look into my eye to see if there's is anything in there n he totally refused n said to ask the girl next to me i felt so bad n i had to ask to the girl next to me i swear i wanted to kill him tht day

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

😡 THAT BITCH! ugh. i hate him for doing that to you!

it's okay babe! he is just an egotistical bas***d!

🤗

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

yea he sucks but we r friends so it all good

Originally posted by: ...SankaDevi...

Yikes. I guess we all hv some crazy embarrassing moments!

@Maddie I feel ya. 😭

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

<font color="#9933ff">AMAZING POST!👏I fell in love with it the moment I read the title😆</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I loved reading everyone's embarrassing moments; so much so, that it inspired me to actually tell you guys some of mine! So just a little "about me"... I tend to embarrass myself on a DAILY BASIS (I know, face plam; I'm a lost cause)☺️, so the stories never run out, but for the purpose of this thread, I'll just share the ones dealing with the male species 😛</font>

<font color="#9933ff">BTW SORRY, IN ADVANCE... I TEND TO RAMBLE😳also... FEEL FREE to laugh your butts off at me ... my body tends to ignore my brain most of the time, leading me to these moments</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Okay, I don't know how to start explaining THIS INCIDENT, so I'll give you a little background. Both Den and I are RAs at the dorm. He is kind of known to be the flirty kind. So for couple of months, (I'm talking since RA training to almost mid semester,) he has been flirting with me through text, sometimes face to face when we're alone working on a project. and I'M THE AWKWARD type. If I don't like the person back... Like, I won't know what to say... so I'll legit just "LOL" it out.😕I know. I know. I hate myself too. </font>

<font color="#9933ff">So, he held this Paranormal Activites marathon at this building; and he had been sending me CONSTANT text messages reminding me of his program -_- (everyone at the dorms knows I LOVE HORROR MOVIES), and so after constant reminders AND being a fellow RA, I went to support his program along with the other RAs.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So I end up going like 1 hr. into the first paranormal activity movie (I never watched that series prior to this, cuz all my friends told me I won't get scared by it and it was crap). Okay, so the room was PACKED (some residents were sitting on the floor, some on top of each other -__- ), and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, there is ONE spot open on the sofa and that to next to him (my luck. the more i try to avoid this flirt, the more i find myself being put into situations with him -_-). My friend, who knows that Den has been flirting with me SAYS LOUDLY, " Maddi, why don't you sit next to den while i sit here (another chair) across the room. So I sit there. It's towards the middle of the movie and I was legit DEAD BORED. the movie DID NOT SCARE ME (yet). and this other RA, Louis noticed this. So he and Den were basically telling me how the second and third part is scarier than the first. Right when he said that, the scene came on where the lady was sitting on the chair... in the kitchen and the time read 3:00 pm. SO my freaken dear friend, Louis goes, "Maddi, don't worry about this scene. this is so stupid nothing scary happens since its 3pm... nothing happens at 3pm" and (me being the stupid, naive, idiot) im all like "why wont anything happen at 3pm?" and Louis goes "because its the holy hour and..." and he continues about something about Jesus being on the cross at 3 pm or something. Den starts nodding his head in agreement. MOST RESIDENTS even agreed and they were like yeah, true. SO I BOUGHT THE STORY (face, please meet my palm). and im like "OH. well thats not a surprise. this is a stupid movie. im not even scared." AND THEN BOOM (you know how in scary movies, theres that dead quietness before they deafen you with the loud background scary music... yeah, it was that)! ALL THE KITCHEN DRAWERS OPEN (if you watched the movie, you know what I'm talking about). I SCREAMED SO LOUD (and that too in the cheesy blonde girl high pitch type of way).</font>

<font color="#9933ff">It's not my fault! I didn't expect that scene to happen since all of my friggin buddies convinced me with that nothing happens at 3pm bullshit. I hate them for setting me up! UGH.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">Okay here is the embarrassing part, sorry it took so long to get to it, but I REALLY JUST want you guys to feel WHAT I WAS FEELING AT THAT MOMENT.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">after that LOUD sound from the movie, (simultaneouslywith my high pitched scream) MY FRIGGIN LEGS (they seriously have a mind of their own) LEAPED... I REPEAT... LEAPED out from the floor AND FRIGGIN landed on TOP OF HIS LAP! I KID. YOU . NOT. omg my legs legit moved like fish out of the water, i mean LEGIT JUMPED OUT AND MOVED SIDEWAYS ON TOP OF HIS LAP! i don't even think i'm explaining this right. MY HANDS GRABBED HIS BICEPS and somehow my face landed on his FREAKEN CHEST!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF (... after I realized what actually occured). I am dying just remembering that. I cannot tell you how badly I just wanted to die. Like I'm not even sure if you guys can feel my pain and embarrassment or if I'm even describing the situation properly. But it was PURE EMBARRASSMENT.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">DEN STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING, along with Louis and THE OTHER RESIDENTS. and then FRIGGIN LOUIS starts mocking me by saying, "oh yeah, I'm not scared of this movie... (something I said prior to that scene). OMG i was so embarrassed. needless to say, I obviously took control of my body and COMPOSED myself into a very lady-like manner on the seat.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">YOU THINK THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE NIGHT... think again.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So now we're almost towards the end of the 2nd movie. And somehow Den got pretty close and his hands were around my shoulders (but he wasn't really holding my shoulders... u know what i mean? -.^</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So, im bored again and im looking around trying to make eye contact with my friend so we can leave (cuz i was seriously tired) and SOMEHOW MY FRIGGIN EYES LAND ON HIS ... area...☺️OMG I SWEAR I am NOT A PERV. but i saw like a bump... so i got curious... <.< (girls... i hope you can see where I am going). And it didn't hit me WHAT that BUMP was? So im legit starting at it, trying to figure out what that bump was and why he had a bump on that area to begin with! (KILL. ME. NOW). and then FINALLY, IT HIT ME WHAT IT WAS. I was so shocked I immediately looked up to make sure he didn't witness all this... (but do you think my luck would even allow me that mercy?) THERE HE WAS. LOOKING AT ME. LOOKING AT HIS... .☺️YOU can just imagine what kind of emotional turmoil flushed through my body at that second. I am pretty sure I MENTALLY SLAPPED myself 100,000 times at that second!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">OH. MY. GOD. He was legit looking at me in an amused kind of way (that bitch. ugh i hate him for witnessing me looking at it! ugh i hate myself for being so stupid and for staring at it till i understood what it actually was... WHY GOD must i be so curious). I legit just looked back at the TV. i REFUSED to make eye contact with him the rest of the night. OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">Okay, That's all I can say rn or else I think my cheeks will POP!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I will add some more, worse moments later... IF i even find the nerve too! hahah</font>

<font color="#9933ff">please excuse all the grammatical and spelling errors. I just CANNOT go back and reread all that.😳</font>

<font color="#9933ff">- Maddi</font>

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

AMAZING POST! 👏 I fell in love with it the moment I read the title😆

Oh why thank you *batts them eyelashes*

I loved reading everyone's embarrassing moments; so much so, that it inspired me to actually tell you guys some of mine! So just a little "about me"... I tend to embarrass myself on a DAILY BASIS (I know, face plam; I'm a lost cause)☺️ , so the stories never run out, but for the purpose of this thread, I'll just share the ones dealing with the male species 😛

BTW SORRY, IN ADVANCE... I TEND TO RAMBLE😳 also... FEEL FREE to laugh your butts off at me ... my body tends to ignore my brain most of the time, leading me to these moments

---

Okay, I don't know how to start explaining THIS INCIDENT, so I'll give you a little background. Both Den and I are RAs at the dorm. He is kind of known to be the flirty kind. So for couple of months, (I'm talking since RA training to almost mid semester,) he has been flirting with me through text, sometimes face to face when we're alone working on a project. and I'M THE AWKWARD type. If I don't like the person back... Like, I won't know what to say... so I'll legit just "LOL" it out. 😕 I know. I know. I hate myself too.

So, he held this Paranormal Activites marathon at this building; and he had been sending me CONSTANT text messages reminding me of his program -_- (everyone at the dorms knows I LOVE HORROR MOVIES), and so after constant reminders AND being a fellow RA, I went to support his program along with the other RAs.

So I end up going like 1 hr. into the first paranormal activity movie (I never watched that series prior to this, cuz all my friends told me I won't get scared by it and it was crap). Okay, so the room was PACKED (some residents were sitting on the floor, some on top of each other -__- ), and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, there is ONE spot open on the sofa and that to next to him (my luck. the more i try to avoid this flirt, the more i find myself being put into situations with him -_-). My friend, who knows that Den has been flirting with me SAYS LOUDLY, " Maddi, why don't you sit next to den while i sit here (another chair) across the room. So I sit there. It's towards the middle of the movie and I was legit DEAD BORED. the movie DID NOT SCARE ME (yet). and this other RA, Louis noticed this. So he and Den were basically telling me how the second and third part is scarier than the first. Right when he said that, the scene came on where the lady was sitting on the chair... in the kitchen and the time read 3:00 pm. SO my freaken dear friend, Louis goes, "Maddi, don't worry about this scene. this is so stupid nothing scary happens since its 3pm... nothing happens at 3pm" and (me being the stupid, naive, idiot) im all like "why wont anything happen at 3pm?" and Louis goes "because its the holy hour and..." and he continues about something about Jesus being on the cross at 3 pm or something. Den starts nodding his head in agreement. MOST RESIDENTS even agreed and they were like yeah, true. SO I BOUGHT THE STORY (face, please meet my palm). and im like "OH. well thats not a surprise. this is a stupid movie. im not even scared." AND THEN BOOM (you know how in scary movies, theres that dead quietness before they deafen you with the loud background scary music... yeah, it was that)! ALL THE KITCHEN DRAWERS OPEN (if you watched the movie, you know what I'm talking about). I SCREAMED SO LOUD (and that too in the cheesy blonde girl high pitch type of way).

OMG Bahahahahahahaha Dying

It's not my fault! I didn't expect that scene to happen since all of my friggin buddies convinced me with that nothing happens at 3pm bullshit. I hate them for setting me up! UGH.

Okay here is the embarrassing part, sorry it took so long to get to it, but I REALLY JUST want you guys to feel WHAT I WAS FEELING AT THAT MOMENT. I love this technique because...

after that LOUD sound from the movie, (simultaneously with my high pitched scream) MY FRIGGIN LEGS (they seriously have a mind of their own) LEAPED... I REPEAT... LEAPED out from the floor AND FRIGGIN landed on TOP OF HIS LAP! I KID. YOU . NOT. omg my legs legit moved like fish out of the water, i mean LEGIT JUMPED OUT AND MOVED SIDEWAYS ON TOP OF HIS LAP! i don't even think i'm explaining this right. MY HANDS GRABBED HIS BICEPS and somehow my face landed on his FREAKEN CHEST! ... I'm totally feeling it. Like literally my cheeks are friggin red right now as if this happened to me. I am internally dying as if this was my story.

I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF (... after I realized what actually occured). I am dying just remembering that. I cannot tell you how badly I just wanted to die. Like I'm not even sure if you guys can feel my pain and embarrassment or if I'm even describing the situation properly. But it was PURE EMBARRASSMENT. I'm dying. MAKE IT STOP!!!

DEN STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING, along with Louis and THE OTHER RESIDENTS. and then FRIGGIN LOUIS starts mocking me by saying, "oh yeah, I'm not scared of this movie... (something I said prior to that scene). OMG i was so embarrassed. needless to say, I obviously took control of my body and COMPOSED myself into a very lady-like manner on the seat. *clap clap* I'm proud of you :')

YOU THINK THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE NIGHT... think again.

WHAT?

So now we're almost towards the end of the 2nd movie. And somehow Den got pretty close and his hands were around my shoulders (but he wasn't really holding my shoulders... u know what i mean? -.^

So, im bored again and im looking around trying to make eye contact with my friend so we can leave (cuz i was seriously tired) omg we're twins i do that all the time and SOMEHOW MY FRIGGIN EYES LAND ON HIS ... area... ☺️ OMG I SWEAR I am NOT A PERV. but i saw like a bump... so i got curious... <.< (girls... i hope you can see where I am going). And it didn't hit me WHAT that BUMP was? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG I burst out laughing and im supposed to be sleeping, thanks genius. LOL I think I know where this is going. So im legit starting at it, trying to figure out what that bump was and why he had a bump on that area to begin with! (KILL. ME. NOW). and then FINALLY, IT HIT ME WHAT IT WAS.DEAR GOD I was so shocked I immediately looked up to make sure he didn't witness all this... (but do you think my luck would even allow me that mercy?) THERE HE WAS. LOOKING AT ME. LOOKING AT HIS... .

I CANT BREATHE.

☺️ YOU can just imagine what kind of emotional turmoil flushed through my body at that second. I am pretty sure I MENTALLY SLAPPED myself 100,000 times at that second!

OH. MY. GOD. He was legit looking at me in an amused kind of way (that bitch. ugh i hate him for witnessing me looking at it! ugh i hate myself for being so stupid and for staring at it till i understood what it actually was... WHY GOD must i be so curious). I legit just looked back at the TV. i REFUSED to make eye contact with him the rest of the night. OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS.

Okay, That's all I can say rn or else I think my cheeks will POP!

OMG i so feel you. BAHAHAHAHA

I will add some more, worse moments later... IF i even find the nerve too! hahah

please excuse all the grammatical and spelling errors. I just CANNOT go back and reread all that. 😳

- Maddi