How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 7

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

@maddie" i'm guessing tht's ur name wda? u literally looked at his bump there was no way i was lookin in tht area n this den sounds like a kinda perv player type but aren't most guys r? lol 😆 but keep distances like srsly nd wen i read this i kinda wanted to beat this den guy cuz he sounds like kinda stupid😆 i knw but i kinda hav anger issues so its expected 😆

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

<font color="#9933ff">AMAZING POST!👏I fell in love with it the moment I read the title😆</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I loved reading everyone's embarrassing moments; so much so, that it inspired me to actually tell you guys some of mine! So just a little "about me"... I tend to embarrass myself on a DAILY BASIS (I know, face plam; I'm a lost cause)☺️, so the stories never run out, but for the purpose of this thread, I'll just share the ones dealing with the male species 😛</font>

<font color="#9933ff">BTW SORRY, IN ADVANCE... I TEND TO RAMBLE😳also... FEEL FREE to laugh your butts off at me ... my body tends to ignore my brain most of the time, leading me to these moments</font>

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<font color="#9933ff">Okay, I don't know how to start explaining THIS INCIDENT, so I'll give you a little background. Both Den and I are RAs at the dorm. He is kind of known to be the flirty kind. So for couple of months, (I'm talking since RA training to almost mid semester,) he has been flirting with me through text, sometimes face to face when we're alone working on a project. and I'M THE AWKWARD type. If I don't like the person back... Like, I won't know what to say... so I'll legit just "LOL" it out.😕I know. I know. I hate myself too. </font>

<font color="#9933ff">So, he held this Paranormal Activites marathon at this building; and he had been sending me CONSTANT text messages reminding me of his program -_- (everyone at the dorms knows I LOVE HORROR MOVIES), and so after constant reminders AND being a fellow RA, I went to support his program along with the other RAs.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So I end up going like 1 hr. into the first paranormal activity movie (I never watched that series prior to this, cuz all my friends told me I won't get scared by it and it was crap). Okay, so the room was PACKED (some residents were sitting on the floor, some on top of each other -__- ), and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, there is ONE spot open on the sofa and that to next to him (my luck. the more i try to avoid this flirt, the more i find myself being put into situations with him -_-). My friend, who knows that Den has been flirting with me SAYS LOUDLY, " Maddi, why don't you sit next to den while i sit here (another chair) across the room. So I sit there. It's towards the middle of the movie and I was legit DEAD BORED. the movie DID NOT SCARE ME (yet). and this other RA, Louis noticed this. So he and Den were basically telling me how the second and third part is scarier than the first. Right when he said that, the scene came on where the lady was sitting on the chair... in the kitchen and the time read 3:00 pm. SO my freaken dear friend, Louis goes, "Maddi, don't worry about this scene. this is so stupid nothing scary happens since its 3pm... nothing happens at 3pm" and (me being the stupid, naive, idiot) im all like "why wont anything happen at 3pm?" and Louis goes "because its the holy hour and..." and he continues about something about Jesus being on the cross at 3 pm or something. Den starts nodding his head in agreement. MOST RESIDENTS even agreed and they were like yeah, true. SO I BOUGHT THE STORY (face, please meet my palm). and im like "OH. well thats not a surprise. this is a stupid movie. im not even scared." AND THEN BOOM (you know how in scary movies, theres that dead quietness before they deafen you with the loud background scary music... yeah, it was that)! ALL THE KITCHEN DRAWERS OPEN (if you watched the movie, you know what I'm talking about). I SCREAMED SO LOUD (and that too in the cheesy blonde girl high pitch type of way).</font>

<font color="#9933ff">It's not my fault! I didn't expect that scene to happen since all of my friggin buddies convinced me with that nothing happens at 3pm bullshit. I hate them for setting me up! UGH.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">Okay here is the embarrassing part, sorry it took so long to get to it, but I REALLY JUST want you guys to feel WHAT I WAS FEELING AT THAT MOMENT.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">after that LOUD sound from the movie, (simultaneouslywith my high pitched scream) MY FRIGGIN LEGS (they seriously have a mind of their own) LEAPED... I REPEAT... LEAPED out from the floor AND FRIGGIN landed on TOP OF HIS LAP! I KID. YOU . NOT. omg my legs legit moved like fish out of the water, i mean LEGIT JUMPED OUT AND MOVED SIDEWAYS ON TOP OF HIS LAP! i don't even think i'm explaining this right. MY HANDS GRABBED HIS BICEPS and somehow my face landed on his FREAKEN CHEST!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF (... after I realized what actually occured). I am dying just remembering that. I cannot tell you how badly I just wanted to die. Like I'm not even sure if you guys can feel my pain and embarrassment or if I'm even describing the situation properly. But it was PURE EMBARRASSMENT.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">DEN STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING, along with Louis and THE OTHER RESIDENTS. and then FRIGGIN LOUIS starts mocking me by saying, "oh yeah, I'm not scared of this movie... (something I said prior to that scene). OMG i was so embarrassed. needless to say, I obviously took control of my body and COMPOSED myself into a very lady-like manner on the seat.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">YOU THINK THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE NIGHT... think again.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So now we're almost towards the end of the 2nd movie. And somehow Den got pretty close and his hands were around my shoulders (but he wasn't really holding my shoulders... u know what i mean? -.^</font>

<font color="#9933ff">So, im bored again and im looking around trying to make eye contact with my friend so we can leave (cuz i was seriously tired) and SOMEHOW MY FRIGGIN EYES LAND ON HIS ... area...☺️OMG I SWEAR I am NOT A PERV. but i saw like a bump... so i got curious... <.< (girls... i hope you can see where I am going). And it didn't hit me WHAT that BUMP was? So im legit starting at it, trying to figure out what that bump was and why he had a bump on that area to begin with! (KILL. ME. NOW). and then FINALLY, IT HIT ME WHAT IT WAS. I was so shocked I immediately looked up to make sure he didn't witness all this... (but do you think my luck would even allow me that mercy?) THERE HE WAS. LOOKING AT ME. LOOKING AT HIS... .☺️YOU can just imagine what kind of emotional turmoil flushed through my body at that second. I am pretty sure I MENTALLY SLAPPED myself 100,000 times at that second!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">OH. MY. GOD. He was legit looking at me in an amused kind of way (that bitch. ugh i hate him for witnessing me looking at it! ugh i hate myself for being so stupid and for staring at it till i understood what it actually was... WHY GOD must i be so curious). I legit just looked back at the TV. i REFUSED to make eye contact with him the rest of the night. OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS.</font>

<font color="#9933ff">Okay, That's all I can say rn or else I think my cheeks will POP!</font>

<font color="#9933ff">I will add some more, worse moments later... IF i even find the nerve too! hahah</font>

<font color="#9933ff">please excuse all the grammatical and spelling errors. I just CANNOT go back and reread all that.😳</font>

<font color="#9933ff">- Maddi</font>

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

First of all, lovely thread my loves. And you are HILARIOUS girl! I like died reading all your embarassing moments, I felt embarassed for you. Like I did for Zoe, I remember everytime I used to someone get embarassed on TV i scream like a maniac and run to the other room until the scene is over. Weird I know.

Okaay, i'm trying to remember my embarassing moments, one that sticks out till this day is the 'famous trip/fall'
Kay, there was this guy who I got with for a week but broke up because of my own insecurities which I could never tell him about. So I hurt him and then after i lost him I realised I was madly in love with him. And 6 years on, I still love him and always will. Anyhooo, yesss emotional times.

So 3 years back, first year college, he was in second year. The whole college was empty, I was coming out of a biology class with a friend and he was entering college with a group of friends in a line. I tripped over and went flying foward but did not fall. Looked up to see all of them staring at me and then looked back to see my friend on the phone, didnt even realise what happened. For the first time i was hoping everyone else noticed so that we could've laughed it off or something or she could've comforted me. But I was there, a broken soul looking around helplessly whilst he and his friends laughed inwardly walking away.
I cried my eyes out moments later in front of her and told her my lovestory which she didn't know about.
*sigh*
I've done a lot of stupid things, will come back with more. Lemme go cry some more thinking of them all.

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

First of all, lovely thread my loves. And you are HILARIOUS girl! I like died reading all your embarassing moments, I felt embarassed for you. Like I did for Zoe, I remember everytime I used to someone get embarassed on TV i scream like a maniac and run to the other room until the scene is over. Weird I know.

Okaay, i'm trying to remember my embarassing moments, one that sticks out till this day is the 'famous trip/fall'
Kay, there was this guy who I got with for a week but broke up because of my own insecurities which I could never tell him about. So I hurt him and then after i lost him I realised I was madly in love with him. And 6 years on, I still love him and always will. Anyhooo, yesss emotional times.

So 3 years back, first year college, he was in second year. The whole college was empty, I was coming out of a biology class with a friend and he was entering college with a group of friends in a line. I tripped over and went flying foward but did not fall. Looked up to see all of them staring at me and then looked back to see my friend on the phone, didnt even realise what happened. For the first time i was hoping everyone else noticed so that we could've laughed it off or something or she could've comforted me. But I was there, a broken soul looking around helplessly whilst he and his friends laughed inwardly walking away.
I cried my eyes out moments later in front of her and told her my lovestory which she didn't know about.
*sigh*
I've done a lot of stupid things, will come back with more. Lemme go cry some more thinking of them all.

Originally posted by: ButterflyKisses

🤣 🤣 🤣 Omg, I feel SO bad for u! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ur SOSOSO hilarious! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Got any more stories? 😉 🤣
-Fari 😳 ❤️

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

@Fari: just being curious ur religon really forbids u to stay away frm boys at ur age?

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-

OMG BAHAHAHAHA AWWW!!! Guys giving us crap for our time to be a bitch for a week, lol I feel ya, it's super annoying when a guys like "So your on your thing now aren't you?" Lol I feel ya, there there.

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

lol that's my name 😃

NO seriously i did. I FEEL SO STUPID. i dont know what made me. but i was like "wth is that?" ughhh.

oh trust me, I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.

he is def. the perv player. I ALWAYS try to avoid him. and never flirt back 😆 he is NOT worth it😉.