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Our Moonchiya lands in the BSD office, his blood drained from his brain to...ermmm...other vital organ(s). He feels light headed and lands on his belly flop on the floor.
Its revealed that RolyPolyLoveHandle is Uncle Ranawat and not a bad guy after all. So much for my (s)excitement!
Paro Baisa is a secret sharp shooter and wants to kill Rudra.
Paro: I will kill him
Uncle: No! India forums fangirls will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, I will kill myself
Uncle: No! India forums FF writers will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, I will kill you
Uncle: No! My fangirl SJ will die, you dont want it on you!
Paro: Ok, let me drop the gun
Dishkaaon! I break into a dance in my living room, jahan dishkiyaon wahan ishqiyan...
where a loud gunfire couldn't bring Moonchiya back, Paro's tears do the the trick. In the grand scheme of Body Fluid Exchange program, Paro and Rudra have passed step one - saliva and tears consumashuns done!
The gun misfires and a bullet ricochets off the wall to hit the butt of an unwitting BSD constable. He is carried to the nearest Government hospital, while Moonchiya and Sexy Kamariya go to the Five-Star All Meals Included with Free Continental Breakfast & Free 24hr Cable Hospital.
Rudy wakes up in the hospital and is mighty pissed to see the sourpuss face of a doctor.
Rudra: Yeh ugly man kaun hai? Where is the beauty? Where is the ladki?
Doc: Dekhiye Moonchiya ji, Its not good to be so horny right after a near fatal injury
Rudra: Where is the beauty? Where is my candy?
Yahan Bhi Aman: Again? Sir please, don't you think its too soon?
Rudra: I want her, where is she, i want her near me.
Yahan Bhi Aman: sir no consumashuns, the good doctor says
Doc: Bada horny aadmi lagtha hai. Dekhiye, inki koi harkath nahi chalegi. I have medicines for that too!
Rudra: On the battlefield, a goli can misfire and hit you in the bum! it can become a pain in the bum. So listen to me Doc, everything's fair in love and war.
Doc: I am the head here
Rudra: Ab tail bano - listen to me!
So we know the doctor buried his hippocratic oath under the weight of his brand new plasma TV and Honda Civic car, thanks to thakursa.
All this was inconsequential as I watched Moonchiya's considerable expanse of chest. Would be fun resting your head on it. Paro bai sa ki kismath.
I wish serial villains would expedite whatever helluva evil plan they have. The doctor comes in with evil grin, and evil laughter, takes out an ominous looking Vicks cough syrup red liquid, laughs some more and then makes this wicked expression and very slowly and purposefully takes out the injection. With all the sweet time he takes to deliver the dratted injection, no wonder his plans got Rukawat Ke Liye Khed hai.
Rudra gets his wish. He can sit and ogle PAro Baisa all night. Better than any medicine. Just then Paro baisa has a nightmare. And Moonchiya wonders whether to call the nurse or hug the girl. He makes a quick executive decision and splatters himself on top of her. Paro bai sa, not used to the extra pounds on her, jumps in hyperventilation and injures Moonchiya's sexy chest with her heavy duty underwire. Rudra has to calm her down with his arms, legs, words and other things.
Rudra: Control karo Paro, Connntroool
Paro: Lakdi woods, press, fire, dabao!
Rudra: I know I am heavy, I will dabao you if you want, cool it girl!
Paro: Woh dab jayengay!!
Rudra: No, no, nahi dabengey woh! i will be gentle, hushhh
Paro: Arrghh! Rukmini, nahiii, Rukminiii nahiii
Rudra: thats right, we dont want any Rukmini between us, calm down!
Paro: Fire, fire, fire
Rudra: tell me about it! I feel it too! we will take care of it soon, shhh!
Paro: Mami sa lemme go, lemme go!
Rudra: yeah! you tell that Budhiya! come to me love, come to me, shaanti, shaanti
Paro: *&^% shaanti
Rudra: yeah *&^% her, i can take care of that too!, now relax...come here now...easy...easy...easy!
With that Rudra swings his legs on Paro's body and I faint here in front of TV. Arms legs consumashuns dun!
If I could, I would have joined them too in calming Paro baisa. ugh! odd menage again! CTRL+ALT+DELETE kareka padi
When Ashish tweeted that Paro and Rudra will explore "spaces within them" he was not kidding!!!
ok ok, w/o embarrassing the man, let me say this
Ashish sa
Jo aap padho ho mhara Posht, tho Ithnna jaan lo. Ghana pyar hai iss forum mein aap ke liye! Ithna ki hum sub ne mil kar yeh pratigya lee hai ki humaray Banna sa's subno moonch ugana hai.
Khamma Ghani (or something like that)
Anupamaa
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