The folowing 3 updates Dedicated to: -Yaariyan-, ranz, jawria123, annanyaksgian, ziya117, shreya11mehra, Sana70, nimi.fan, Sanjhari, Ethereal.Surbhi, sumaiya14
30 Nov 2012
(D for Dilshad, N for Najma.
Asad entered the house and all else was busy to hide Najma's short hair)
A-Ammi
Z-Nazma dekho na tumhara dupatta kitna khubsurat hai,saarpe oro na, phupi dekho kitni cute lag rahe hai
D-very cute, very cute, hai na
A-ammi actually mera phone mere paas nehi hai. toh agar gharpe koi phone aye toh unhe kehdijiye ki mei office me hoo, wohi phone kare
A-allah hafiz
D-allah hafiz
saab abhi yeh khirkise niche gir gaya tha
A-shukriya, aap jaake kaam kijye
A-yeh
D-yeh
Z-woh
A-yeh wig hai mai jaanta hu. kiska hai?
D- kiska hai
Z-kiska hai
D- pata nehi kiska hai
A- kiska hai
N- bhaizan , mene yeh wig lagake rakhkithi kiuki me apni chote baal chupana chahtithi, i m sorry
D- isme najmaki koi galati nehi thi.
A- lekin kisiki toh galati hai, jisne nazma ko jhoth bolte kaha, aur yeh, aise wigwali idea sirf aapko aasakte hai
D- nehi nehi zoya ne najma ko jhooth bolne nehi sikhaya, woh bechari toh najmaki madad karrahi thi
A- Ammi abhi mere samne woh najmaki baal dupatte se chuparahi thi, yeh jhooth nehi toh aur kya.
Z-Woh toh actually meine aapki world famous gusse ki waja se kiya.
A- Aur apko kya laga mujhe kabhi pata nehi chalega
Z- Yeah, coz kuch hi dino mei najma ki baal bar jaate aur aapko pata bhi nehi chalta.
A- mujhe yakin nehi hota aap najmako is tarha jhooth bolna sikharahi hai. aapni bhai se baate chupana sikharaha hai
Z- Allah mia what's wrong with you mr. khan. pehle najma dar rahi thi, isliye usne jhooth bol rahi thi, aur ab agar woh saach bolraha hai tab bhi aap usse support nehi karrahe hai. naraj ho raha hai usse , kaise hitler type ke bhai hai aap. Aap kiyu sabko apne jaisa robo banana chahte hai. you know what agar bagar kamio ki insaan aapki jaisa hota na toh i must say haar insaan mei koi na koi kami hona chahiye.
A- You are impossible
Z- you are impossible too.
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(Scene on the hilltop)
A- aapko 7 baaje tak ghar pouchna tha
Z- hey aap, aap bhi tut te hue taare dekhne aye hai
A- mai aapko ghar le jaane aya hoon
Z- ghar le jaane aye hu, means what,
A- means mai aapko koi explanation dene nehi aya hu, aapko ghar le jaane aya hu, ammi intejaar kar raha hai
Z- dekhiye mei yaha meteor shower dekhne ayi hu, aur yeh jo taare hai na aapki gulam nehi hai, ki jab ap hukum karenge yeh nikal ayegi. yeh taare apni marji se niklenge. toh aapki paas do hi options hai. yaa toh aap khamoshi se inki aane ka intejar kare, ya phir khamoshi se ghar chale jai. becoz mei akeli ghar ja sakti hu. mei bachchi nehi hu.
A- thik hai, toh mei ja raha hu
Z- bye
(Asad returns back)
A- dekhiye mei aapko aakhri baar keh raha hu, ghar chaliye ammi bohot pareshan hai
Z- aap bhi thodi der rukiye na plz. meteor shower... ya aap ghar chali jaiye, mei seriously bapas aakele aa sakti hu.
A- miss farooqi. yeh india hai, newyork nehi. yaha pe aaplo kab kon kaha uthake le jayega aapko pata bhi nehi chalega. kisiki ghar ki mehmaan hai aap. aapko itni tameez nehi hai ki kamse kam ammi ko batakar aati. yehi sikhaya aapki maa baap ne aapko.
Z- Allah mia, what's wrong with this man! Aap itni chotisi baat par meri parents pe kiu jaa rahe hai
A- Yeh aapko chotisi baat laag ra ha hai! Aap kisiki ghar ki mehman hai, aap unki jimmedari hai. Unhe bina bataye aap raat me bahar ghum rahe hai, unki ghar ki rules tor rahi hai, sirf aapne are aapne marzi ki baare mei soch rahe hai. Yeh aapko chotisi baat lagti hai!
Z- Mr. Asad Ahmed Khan, aapki problem aapki apne rules ya aapki gharwalo ke pareshaani nehi hai, aapko mujhse personally problem hai. Aaapka problem yeh hai ki, aapko lagta hai ki iss duniya mei haar kaam aap ke banaye huye rules ke hisab se hona chahiye, jaisa aap chahte hai aisa sab kuch hona chahiye. Chamach sidha hona chahiye, cup saaf hona chahiye, raat ko saat baaje se pehle haar koi ghar ki andar hona chahiye. khaate waqt bolna nehi hai, haaso maat, rou maat, yeh maat pehno, waha maat jao. Allah mia aapko toh table pe rakkhi hui kitab se bhi problem hai. Aap usko bhi sidha karte rehte hai. You know what better yehi hoga ki aap aapni dimag ko sidha kijiye. Baaki sab cheezei automatically thik ho jayegi.
A- Miss Zoya Farooqui, -------------
aap haad se zyada baar rahe hai.
Z- Oh, I am so sorry, iska bhi koi rule hai kya, please mujhe bata di jiye.
A- Ammi ghar pe intejaar kar rahe hai, mai aapse behes karne nahi aya.
Z- Mr. Khan, yeh ungliya aap aapni taraf rakkhiye. Aur mujhpe chillayye maat. Mei chaaho toh aapse bhi zyada zorse chilla sakti hu. Mei sirf isliys chal rahi hu kiyunki phupi intejaar kar raha hai. okay?
And you know what, yeh jo aap mujhe baar baar judge karte hai na, mujhe bilkul accha nehi lagta.
A- Well, that's too bad. Can we go now?
Z- Allah kaare aapko kisi aisi larki se pyaar ho jo jeans pehenti ho, jiddi ho, aapna dimag rakhti ho, aur azad khayal ho, aur jo aapka banaya ek bhi rule naa maane.
A- Aur Allah kaare aapko aisa larka mile jo aapko tehjeeb ki ehmiyat sikhaye, tameej ka matlab sikhaye, aapki paar kaate aur aapka dimag sidha kaare.
(Then when Zoya starts walking and trips and Asad catches her before she falls.)
Edited by laizu - 12 years ago
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