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19th November 2012
In the Bathroom of Mr. SixpacksEpisode begins with AsYa coming out from opposite rooms, Asad like always gives her a neglected look, he sits down on the sofa with newspaper in hand avoiding her and Zoya watching him do that comes to him, & questions him
Z- Excuse me
(he ignored and continued reading paper)
Z- Mei aapse baat kar rahi hu
(he again ignored. but Zoya didn't buzz from there. So at last he said)
A- Kahiye.
Z- well, mein jabse apse mili hu tab se ye baat notice kar rahi hu. aapko nehi lagta ki aap kuch jyada hi judgemental hai
A-aur app(he started in a high voice, then thought about others in house then said in low voice) aapko nehi lagta ki aap kuch jyada hi badtameej hai
Z- Allah miya, what's wrong...?(she also started in a high volume but lowered it thinking about others) mei badtameej hu? aapne kabhi apne apko aine mei dekha hai? aise sher ki tarha ghur te hai jaise abhi kha jayenge. logki naam waise badi soch samajh kar rakhna chahiye. Apka naam kya Asad rakh diya aap toh seriously lagte hai. in fact aap toh baithti bhi ek hi seat pe. sher ki tarah. fixed. anyhow, mei apko yeh kehna chahti hu ki, mei janti hu ki apki mera yaha rehna bilkul pasand nehi hai. par mei kya karu (excitedly) phuppi mujhe itna pyar karte hai, mera itna care karte hai. ur mei bhi unko bohot pasand karti hu. mei bohot hi joruri kaam ki wajah se yaha ruki hu. aur kuch hi dino mei apna kaam complete karke newyork wapas chali jaoungi. lekin mei nehi chahti ki meri wajah se koi bhi problem ho. so, is liye Mr. Asad Ahmed Khan, apko mujhse koi bhi problem ho na, please phupi ko maat kaha kijiye. direct mujhse baat kya kijiye. darne ki koi jorurat nehi hai. aap jo bhi feel karte hai mujhe directly bata sakte hai.
A- aapko lagta hai mei aapse darta hu?
Z- wohi baat toh mei keh raha hu. darne ki koi jorurat nehi hai. jobhi kehna hai directly kahiye.
A- Aap sunna chahtihai toh suniye. aapne bilkul sahi kaha. mujhe apka yaha rehna bilkul pasand nehi hai. kiyunki mujhe aapki jaisi gair jimmedar, ajad khayal aur badtameej larkiya bilkul achchi nehi lagti. jinhe apni tehjeeb ki parwa na ho, naahi apni aas paas ki mohol ka. aap jaisi bhi hai woh aapka personal look out. jab tak aap iss ghar mei hai toh mei chahta hu ki aap iss ghar ki logo ko ijjat karei, iss tarah kapre na pehne, raat mei bahar na jaye. aur jaga jaga gandegi naa phelae. Aur khaas daur se mei yeh chahta hu ki aap Najma se durr rahe. Aapni sohbot ka asar us par ne daale. understood?
Z- Well Mr. Asad Ahmed Khan, kya aapko isse pehle kisine bataya ki apka dimag kitna kharab hai? aur aapke khayalat ktne regressive hai? aapna kaam khud karna gair jimmedari nehi hai. Aur ghar ke bahr akele jaana ajad khayalat nehi kehlaate. larkika apna opinion dena ya apna khayalat bayan karna aapko badtameeji lagta hoga lekin, let me tell you log isse apna haq samajh te hai. aur aab rahi baat mohol ki, haar insaan haar mohol ko aapni alag larike se interpret kar sakte hai. Thejeeb aur tameej dil mei hoti hai mr. khan jeans mei nehi. khair choriye, apko yeh sab samajh mei nehi ayega. because mentally aap abhi bhi 17th ki century mei rehrehi hai. aur aap yehi chahti hai ki aap ki tarah ham saab bhi wohi shift ho jaye.
A- Aap meri ammi ke mehmaan hai. iss liye mei aisa kuch nehi kehna chahta jiske wajah se mujhe unke saamne sharminda hona pare. aap se ek darkhwast hai, chupchaap apne
kamre mei chale jaye. Aur mujhse jyada mukhatir na kare. is that clear?
Z- ok. waise bhi mujhse baat karne ke baad logo ke pass aksar koi jawab nehi hota. aage se mei iss baat ka khayal rakhungi ki jaab tak mei iss ghar me hu, apki ghar ko saaf rakhu aur apna saman idhar udhar naa pheku.
A- Thank you.
(Zoya left for room, Asad turned to take his newspaper but his hand fell on the bowl of chocolate sauce beside him. He glared at that with disgust. Zoya saw that from far and immediately ran to her room and shut the door in fear.)
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Najma is busy in the bathroom so Zoya can't use that... Najma is being late so Zoya decides...
Z- Mr. Asad Ahmed Khan toh office chlae gaye honge. Unka shaandar bathroom khali hoga. wohi chali jaati hu.
(She entered his bathroom put her cloth beside besin and heard a whistle music of "jaane kiu log pyar karte hai" behind her. she looked back and saw asad whistling lazily laying in his bathtub closing his eyes inside soapy water apparently almost wihout any cloth in his body. she put hand in her mouth with shock. she covered her eyes then in exasperation. she has made a blunder. she again looked with one eye thorough her hand by parting her finger a little. His absolutely gorgeous six pack fit abs was visible to her with all its glory. Just then Asad opened his eyes and sat straight on the bathtub with a shout,
A- aap?
Z- Baithe rahiye please aap. baithe rahiye. (she indicated with hand and then turned around and again put hand in her mouth)
A- Aap yaha kar rahe hai (Asad said still sitting there with a raging tone)
Z- Oh actually... najma..najma bohot der lagarahithi (by the time she tried to see him secretively through one eye through her hand finger which was covering her face at the same time)..and i was like.. AAP BOHOT FIT...aap.. no... then i thought ki aao office chale gaye..then.. and then i m sorry..oh ..wait. (she ran towards a towel and threw that to him on his face)
A- (Asad grabbed that and put that on his waist and stood) Badtamejee ki bhi haad hoti hai
Z- Allah miya (she again closed eyes with both hands), what's wrong with you. (she turned to other side) Aapko bhi darwaja bandh karke nahana chahiye naa? and mein maanti hu ki issbaar meri galati hai. (she again turned to him while talking and could see him again standing there)... and ... i m feeling... SIX PACK...(Asad looked at opposite direction lost at her choice of word...she closed her own ear with hand..what has she said???)...i m feeling sorry (she again turned)... I mean mein chali jaati hu agar aapko problem.. I mean I should go. (She took her things from basin)... sorry
A- Aab aap jayenge?
Z- Jaa hi toh rahi hu
(while going she last time gave a glance to Asad and broke into laughter)
Z- hahaha
(Asad stood in the spost embarrassed)
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(At the breakfast table)
D- Tum kuch aur logi?
N- Nehi ammi. mein diet kar rahi hu. mujhe weight loose karna hai. bhaijan jaisa fit hona hai.
(Zoya broke into silent laughter)
N- Kya hua aap haas kiu rahe ho? aapko bhai fit nehi lagte?
(Just then Asad enter dining. Zoya looked at him with the corner of eyes)
N- Unki body dekhi hai kabhi?
(Z looked at Asad and smiled. Again tried to control laughter silently)
A- Tamatar. chup raho. khana khao.
D- Asad tum toh kehrahi thi tum aj jaldi janewali ho.
A- Haa woh meeting postpone ho gayi
N- Ammi. Mei aur Zoya bahar ja rahe hai
D- ok
N- Khuda hafiz.
(while leaving zoya was giving glances to Asad with silent laugh. Asad was not looking anywhere except his coffee mug. He was hell embarrased. To increase his embarrassment while going Zoya was singing the song which music was Asad whistling in bathtub)
Z- Jaane kiyu log pyar karte hai. Jaane kiu woh kisi pe maarte hai. Jaane kiu...
Edited by laizu - 12 years ago
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