~ AsYa(KaBhi) Scenes Dialogues ~EID update 29July14 pg104,105 - Page 3

9th November 2012

Dedicated to: chibi_deea, Nkapoor3

In the first day at Asad's house Zoya came to sleep at Asad's room at night. She thought it was the guest room for her. Asad did not know about that. He only knew that a guest of his Ammi is coming to stay with them. He came back home at night and went to sleep at his bed without noticing Zoya there. In the middle of the night Zoya turns and her hand falls on Asad's shoulder. Asad shocked gets up instantly and almost throughs away Zoya to floor from bed by pushing har hard. He switches on the light and asks if she is okay and is shocked to see its Zoya. Both say "Aap"

A- Are you okay?

Both- Aap?

Z- woh actually Najma ne right kamra kaha tha.

A- Right or wrong ki samajh thi nehi aapko. abhi right or left ki samajh bhi nehi hai?

Z- Allah miya what's wrong with you? aap hamesha mujhse larne pe amada kiyu rehte hai?

A- Mei hamesha aap se larna chahta hu? Yeh mera kamra hai.

Z- Really? unhone kaha tha right room.

A- Toh aap left kiyu ayi hai?

Z- Aapka left mera right hai. Aur mera left aapka right hai.Aur iss guidance se jo meine samjha wohi thik hai. Aur by the way mei aapse pehle iss room mei ayi hoon. Toh yeh room mera hua hai. New York mei aisa hi hota hai.

A- Yeh Hindustan hai.

Z- Aur Hindustan mei haar kisika dimag aapke jaise kharab hota hai.

Asad could not tolerate it any more the shouting of the girl. He shouted

A- Dimag toh aapki kharab hai.

Zoya panicked. Just then Dilshad and Najma entered the room.

D- Arrey kya ho gaya?

Z- (to Asad) aap jab bhi mujhse milte hai isi tarah chillate hai.

N- (to Zoya) aaiye mei aapko guest room le chalti hoon.

Zoya left with Najma.

D- 'aap jab bhi mujhse milte hai' aisa kiyu kaha usne.

A- Meri gari ki samne aa gayi thi. Phir aise chillane lagi jaise sab mere galti hai. Woh toh aapne wada kar diya nehi toh mera mashwara yeh hai ki usse ghar se issi waqt nikal diya jaye.

D- Asad woh bechari...

A- Ammi please, khuda ke liye usse bechari maat kahiye. Aapne uski aasli shakal dekhi nehi. Aapko pata hota woh kaisi larki toh aap khud hi kehti ki woh iss ghar mei rehne ki layek nehi hai. Kitni badtameej aur gair jimmedar larki hai. Kapde pehenne ki salika nehi hai usse.

D- Asad mehman hai woh. do char dino mei chali jayegi. usko sari umar thori na yaha rehni hai beta. Sabr karo beta.

A- Aap kehti hai toh thik hai. Lekin usse kahiye ki mere kamre se dur rahe.

D- ok

A- Aur iss ghar mei rahe toh tameej se rahe.

D- ok

Aur yeh sab saman mere kamre se nikalwaiye.

D- Assaaad, relax.

Dilshad left.

Asad looked at her cloth left on floor nd open bag kept messily in the ground of his always neat and clean room.

He took the bed quilt from bed and shove it away angrily.

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In the morning when Asad got ready for office and headed for breakfast he got the left empty coke can of Zoya in th bed side floor. The messy girl was getting into his nerves. He took the can and went to the breakfast table where Zoya Farooqui was having breakfast with his family sitting on his very own chair continuing with her very own chattering and blabbering. She was saying how she loves left over pizza of last night and she did not find her last night pizza. Just then Asad arrived there with the coke can in hand and put it in the table in front of Zoya.

Z- Good morning. (said with a straight face)

A- aapka can. Kaal raatko mere kamre mein chorke ayithi aap.

Z- Sorry. Aap isse recycle bin mei daal denge please.

A- Yeh nek kaam aap khud kiyu nehi kar leti? Isse aapko pata chal jayega ki recycle bin kaha hai.

Z- Ok. mei daal deti hoon. not a big deal.

(She got up with the can and Asad sat down in his chair in that time and got busy with newspaper. Zoya saw that Dilshad and Najma got busy to clean his spoon, mug, and sitting place. She came back near Asad and claimed the chair.)

Z- Excuse me, Iss chair pe pehle mei baithi thi. Toh yeh meri chair hai. Please kahi aur baith jaiye.

A- Ye meri chair hai.

N- Bhaijaan roj iss chair par baithte hai

D- Haan

Z- Really. Ek chair se itni mohabbat! issi baat pe ek sher arj hai.
Ruhani sukun aur dil mein chayin hona chayie
Ruhani sukun aur dil mein chayin hona chayie
Aapka naam Asad nehi chairman hona chahiye.

(Najma broke into a laughter with Zoya. But stopped in midway seeing the glare from Asad.)

D-Tum aao na beitho (said to zoya)

Z- Yeah, sure.

(She sat in the another chair. And they started breakfast. Just then the headline in the paper that Asad was reading caught her notice where it was written, "Team India lands in bhopal". She could not hold her excitement)

Z- Hey cricket,Bhopal mein next week! Wow!

(she clapped her hands)

N- Aapko cricket pasand hai?

Z- Pasand? I just looove cricket. Pata hai mei US mein cricket ko kitna miss karti thi.

(She was lost in her dreamland about cricket for a moment. Then she got no response from anyone. So, she asked in irritated tone)

Z- Oh come on pucho ki kitna miss karti thi. Tabhi toh mein bataungi na ki mei kitna miss karti thi.

D- Kitna miss karti thi?

Z- itna miss karti thi, ki itna miss karti thi ki I can't explain ki kitna miss karti thi.

(And then she went to a shy creemson mode and said)

Z- And aap logo ko ek secret bataon.

A- Nehi puchenge toh nehi batayenge kya?

(Zoya ignored Asad comment)

Z- Yeh secret na mere sabhi friends ko pata hai. Aur yeh secret yeh hai that I love Mahedar Singh Dhoni.

(Asad closed the paper in hand this time and put his fist on his mouth in exasperation)

Z- Pata hai Mahedar Singh Dhoni pe naa mein hamesha ek sher bolti hu.Aap logo ko bhi sunao.
(this time she didn't wait for anyone's approval for her sher)
Ok. Sher arj kiya hai.
(Asad again went back again to his breakfast and newspaper)
Anhoni ko honi kar de honi ko unhoni.
Hot,(Asad's hand fell down from paper) Handsome and dashing Mahedar Singh Dhoni
(Asad glared at her with raging gaze, but she continued to laugh after her sher. Dilshad and Najma were embarrased.)

A- (Asad tried to cool down and said in a soft voice) agar aapki cricket ki commentry bandh ho gaya toh kya mei paper paar sakta hu?

Z- Allah miya, what's wrong with you? Aapko cricket pasand nehi hai? (she shook her head in disbelief)

D- (to Zoya) lo, paratha lo na.

Z- Yeah

(Dilshad served paratha at her plate)

Z- Thank you.

Then Asad's phone rang.

"Excuse me." saying that Asad left the table to take the call.

"pata nehi mera pizza ka slice kaha chali gayi", Zoya shook her head in disappintment and then she caught something in front of her. Dilshad and Najma also followed her gaze and saw with shock that the the pizza slice was stuck in the back of Asad's pant.

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Asad took the call from Ayaan

Ay- Aap bare pareshan lag rahe hai!

A- Haa, tumhe baad mei bataungi.

Ay- Arj kiya hai
Jindagi hai pencil, kismat hai rubber
Jindagi hai pencil, kismat hai rubber
I have called to give you a good khabar

A- Ayaan please khuda ke liye bandh karo. Aaj ghatiya shayari pe tang aa chuka hu.

Ay- Bhaijaan meine toh aapko aaj pehli baar phone kiya hai. Aur gandi shayari kisne suna di. woh toh mera copyright hai

A- Yakeen nehi hota, lekin koi hai jo tumse bhi ghatiya shayari kar sakta hai.

Ay- Kaun bhai? mein bohot jealous kisam ka insaan hu. mere lawa aapko koi aur pareshan kare mujhse bardaasht nehi hota.

A- Tumne kis liye phone kiya...

Then after the talk was finished Asad turned back and saw all three women looking at him and trying to control laughter.

D- Saab thik toh hai.

Dilshaad came forward turned Asad around and took the pizza off from his pant. And the girls broke into fit of laughter. While Asad kept glaring on Zoya.

12th November 2012
Trapped in own words

A- Ammi

D- Hmm

A-Yeh agar kahi jaa rahe hai toh inke liye gari ka intejaam kar doon?
Nehi. Mera matlab jab tak yeh hamari saath rehrehi hai tab tak yeh hamari jimmedari hai. Khuda na khasta agar inhe kuch ho gaya toh inke jiju hamse hi sawal talab karenge.Toh puchiye agar gariki jarurat ho toh..

D- Tum khud hi puch lo.

A- Mei?

D- Hmm

A- Ji

Asad went near Zoya

A- Suniye... Aap kaha jarahe hai?

Z- ji?

A- Mera matlab agar aap kahi jarahe hai toh kya mei aapko chod du yaa gari ka intejaam kar du?

Z- Mei har jaga akele aa-jaa sakti hu. Thank you so much.

Asad was leaving while Zoya said

Z- Incredibly foolish

A- Kya kaha apne!

Z- Huh. Mein kya kahungi? keh toh aap rahethei uss din mall mein, ki 'jinke ghar mei aap mehmaan bankar rukengi woh sharif aur ijjatdar yeh baat mere maan ne ke liye thodi si mushkil hai. Yehi kaha tha na apne?

A- Mujhe yaad hai maine kya kaha. shayed aap bhul gayi aapne kya kaha. aapne kahatha ki jitne ghar mei aap rukei hai woh Bhopal ke sabse shareef aur ijjatdar hai. Agar mein unke ghar aau toh mujhe pata chalega ki bade log kaise rehte hai, but unfortunately mujhe unke ghar mei entry nehi milegi.Bahar se hi dekhke jana padega. Aisa hi kuch kaha tha apne.

(Zoya was trapped in her own words. So she pretended)

Z- Aah ya Allah mera haath kitna dard kar raha hai. Kaal raat ko kitni jor se dabaya apne! Pata hai aapko?

(Zoya left. Dilshad from back said)

D- Bechari. Kitna dard hua hoga usse! Bohot jorose haath mor diya kya?

A- Ammi woh bechari nehi hai.

(Saying that he left)

D- Arrey!

Asad in his office is busy handling his files. He calls in for his employee and he's none other than Akram (Zoya's ex-fiancee). Asad congratulates him for his wedding and finds out that he was ditched by his bride on the marriage day. This bugs Asad off as he thinks if the girl wasn't ready then she should have rejected before the marriage rather than insulting both families on the big day. Asad is unaware that the girl is Zoya.

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Thanks everyone. Specially chibi_deea, you liked almost all my updates and commented. You inspire me a lot.

13th November 2012

Originally posted by: laizu

Thanks everyone. Specially chibi_deea, you liked almost all my updates and commented. You inspire me a lot.

Awesome post!!

Originally posted by: chibi_deea

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Thank you so much for your lovely comment. Means a lot. 🤗

I have also completed the incomplete update of 7th November. You can check in the previous page. Now in the following 2 posts I will update 15th and 16th November

15th November 2012

Asad comes in early from the office and enquires about nazma and is told by dilshad that she is sbout to return from college.
nazma and zoya enter humming cheerfully

Z & N - teerchi topiwale o-o-o-o-o face bhi honge kaalee o-o-o-o-o

D- kya baat hai aaj tum dono bohot khush lag rahe ho?

N- Ammi mere college mei na kuch badmash larke mujh par comments pass kar rahe thei. toh Zoya...

A- Toh isme hasne ki kya baat hai?

Z- puri baat toh suniye. Hasnewali baat yeh hai ki un larko ka meine aisa band bajaya na ki pure college ke samne unka ijjat ka faluda ho gaya. hehe

A- Najma kalse mei tumhara saath college jaunga.

Z- Arrey aap kiyu college jayenge? Aap ko bhi college mei admissin chahiye kya? Aur Najma ke saath toh pura din nehi reh payenge aap. Aur waise bhi larkiya apne apko protect kar sakte hai. Aapko hamesha aisa kiyu lagta hai ki larkiya kamjore hote hai.

A- Mei aapse behes nehi karna chahta hu. Mei apne behen se baat kar raha hu. Najma un sab larko ka naam mujhe batao.

N- Mujhe unke naam nehi pata.

Z- Aur waise bhi meine unka jo haal kiya na ajke baad Najma toh kya kisibhi larki pe comment pass nehi karenge. Aap kiyu fikr kar rahe hai? Meine kaha na ajke baad woh Najma ko kuch nehi kahenge. Aur agar unhone aab Najmako taang kiya na mei karate chop se unko woh haal karungi dobara uth nehi payenge.

(Asad and Dilshad looked at each other)

Z- Aapko pata nehi phupi mera haath bohot strong hai! Kabhi kabhi toh mein salute karti hu na khud behush ho jati hu.

(Both Zoya and Najma laughed. Asad and Dilshad again exchnged looks)

Z- Aapko ek demo dikhao?

(she tries to show them a demo but instead ends up breaking a glass and spilling the water on the floor. Dilshad tries to control the situation.)

D- Mujhe lagta hai ki tum dono thaak gaye honge. Tum jaake aram karo baad mei baat karte hai.

(Zoya and Najma leaves. Dilshad goes to clean the place. Asad still standing there.)

A- Ammi Zoya ke sahbat ka bura asar par raha hai Najma pe.

D- Asad tum aisa kaise bol sakte ho. Tumne dekha na aj zoya ne najma ki kitni madad ki. mei janti hu tum uske bare bhai ho. tumhara yu fikr karna laj bhi hai. but its high time najma bhi samajh le ki aise halat ke samna kaise karna chahiye.

A- Aap thik keh rehi hai ammi. lekin woh larki...

D- deko Asad, tum mano chahe na mano, zoya bohot acche larki hai. tum kiyu us bechari ke piche pare rehte ho?

(Dilshad left and Asad stood there pressing his temple)

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Ayan's and asad's residence. Asad, Ayan, Zoya, Humeira, Dilsahad's scene shown mixd up together. Seeing ayan play the guitar humaira comes upto him and asks him as to why is he so frivolous in matters of love. On the other hand,asad is trying to make dilshad understand. Zoya too is baring out her heart to nazma.

H- Ek baat puchu, jab ap guitar bajate hai, ya waise bhi kabhi kabhi ap bohot sanjeeda lagte hai. lagta hai ki apki andar kitni gehrai hai. toh phir ap larkiyo ki mamle mei aise kiyu

Ay- hum aise bhi nehi hai hum waise bhi nehi hai, hum toh sacche ashik hai, humeira begum.

H- Aap sirf sacche flirt hai. ishq ki gehrai me aap kabhi gaye hi nehi.

Ay- huh

H- Yeh style, ye jeans, ye attitude ye sab dikhawa hai. kya aapki jindagi mei ishq ke liye koi jaga hai? kya apne kabhi socha hai ki aapko kaisi larki se ishq hoga?

Ay- kaisi larki se ishq hoga humeira? pyar naam ki koi cheez bhi hoti hai kya? chaliye ap hi bata dijiye humeira begum, ki humeri sacche pyar ko akhir pehchanenge kaise? woh larki akhir hogi kaisi?

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Asad- woh tehjeebi avtar hogi, usme therraab hoga, har cheez ka har baat ka ek salika hoga. aap janti hai mujhe kaisi larki achchi lagti!

Dilshad- par yeh sari baatein toh tumne batayi hai, woh toh sab bahari baatein. uska dil kaisa hoga? uske khayalat kaise honge? iss bare mei nehi socha tumne?

A- ammi agar uska dil aur uski khayalat achche honge tabhi uske lebas aur juban achche honge. log andar se jaise hote hai bahar se aise hi najar aate hai. jinhe apni tehjeeb ka khayal nehi apni mohol ki parwa nehi mujhe aisi larkiya bilkul pasand nehi.

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Zoya- pasand nehi? I hate such boys. jinhe aisa lagtahai ki woh bohot hi smart hai, duniya ki baare mein sab jante hai, baakio se superior hai, kitni irritating hote hai na aise larke?

Najma- toh miss zoya, aap batayiye ki aapko kis type ka larka chahiye? aur aapke motabek aapka ideal life partner kaisa hona chahiye? aur ishqwale love ke baare mei aapka kya khayal hai?

Z- ishqwala love? well. kabhi hua nehi. can't say anything. par mei itna jantihu ki jab woh hoga na sab kuch badal jayega. Mein, meri duniya, meri soch. ishq mein aisa hi hota hai na?

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Ayan- aisa hota hai kya?

Humeira- ji haa. jab ishq hota hai toh dhup jyada chamkili lagti hai, baarishey jyada gili lagti hai, rang bohot gehra lagta hai, laal jyada laal lagta hai, aur peela jyada peela.

Ay- Yeh jondis type symptoms lagta hai

H- Ishq mei aap usse dekhte hai toh dekhte hi reh jaate hai. Bhir mei jaise tanhayee ho. Aur jab uske haasi sunkar laage music baj raha ho toh samajh li jiye ga aapko ishq ho gaya ho.

Ay- Haasi music type kaise lag sakte hai? Humeira begum, aap galat keh rahe hai.

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Asad- Kya mein galat keh raha hu, ammi? ek larki mei sharm honi chahiye. apni bujurgo ki ijjat karni aani chahiye. ghar ko jor kar rakhni chahiye. woh sirf apni baare mei nehi soch sakti. usse apni aas paas ki tamam logo ki khushiyo ki khayal honi chahiye. meri jindagi mei jo bhi larki ayegi usse bilkul apki jaisa hona chahiye. thehri hui, samajhdar, graceful. Jis larki mei yeh sab khubiya naa ho woh larki mujhe kabhi pasand nehi ayegi.

Dilsahd- Aisa tum sochte ho. lekin dil ke kaida kanun alag hote hai. tum usse nehi chalate, balki woh tumhe chalata hai. Iss tarha list banakar, khubiya dekhkar, aise ishq nehi hota. Ishq toh ek din baas ho jata hai.

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Zoya- Aur jab woh hoga na toh jindagi ki baat bhi khatam nehi hoga. Mei uske silly jokes par bhi haasungi aur uske chotisi baat par rone lagungi. Jab woh manane ayega na toh drama queen ban jaungi. woh mujhse larega to mei kahungi ki, "arrey tum mujhse kitna larte ho!" aur agar woh nehi larega toh mei kahungi ki, "arrey, tum baki couples ki tarah mujhse larte hi nehi!". woh mujhe dekhega toh mei sharma jaungi, aur agar woh nehi dekhega na toh mei besharmo ki tarha kahungi ki, "arrey, meri taraf dekho na, tabhi toh mei sharmaungi". Meri haar saans, har dhadkan par uska ekhtiyar hoga. aur meri har dua pe uska naam hoga. Mei chahe usse din mei hajar baar dekhu, par mei usse jab bhi dekhungi naa, haar baar mei dil ki dhadkan ruk jayengi.


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Ayan- hah hah hah. arrey kya alif laila type kisse hai. kaapne lagungi, dhadhkane tej ho jayegi. arrey ishq na hogaya jaise koi viral fever ho gaya. kisiko dekho toh dekhte raho, hasse toh music sunai de? huh. yeh ishq nehi yeh toh signal hai ki aapko paagalkhane jaane ki jorurat hai.
(saying that ayan again engaged himself into playing guitar)

Humeira -(said in a whispering tone unheard to Ayan) phir humein waha chod dijiye. kiyunki humein ishq ho gaya

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Asad- Ammi mujhe ishq kabhi nehi hoga. Yeh mera faisla hai. Aap har baar wohi baat kiyun karti rehti hai?

Dilshad- mein jaanti hu yeh tumhara faisla hai. lekin mei yeh bhi jaanti hu ki diloki faisle insaan nehi karte. woh bohot pehle hamare liye kar chuka hota hai. hum toh sirf uspe aamal karte hai. dekhna ekdin tumhe pyaar jorur hoga.

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Ayaan- Yeh ishq vishq kuch nehi hota. I don't believe in love.

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Asad- aur agar hota bhi hai mujhe kabhi nehi hoga.

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Zoya- Allah jaane kaab, jo bolna ho bol do. kiyunki ishq par jor nehi hota. jab hona hota hai baas ho jata hai.

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Dinner time

Asad's family in dinner table.

A- Mera spoon aur knife kidhar hai (Najma and dilshad arranged everything to table for asad neatly)

A- Najma,(pointing to the spot on coffee mug) yeh kya hai. saaf karo issko. cup lo haath mei. thank you very much.

(zoya spilled the daal on table while taking that.)

Z- sorry. (she again fell something on table)

A- aap insaan ki tarah khana kaab sikhenge?

Z- Allah miya, what's wrong with you? insaano ki tarah hi toh kha rahi hu. in fact aap robos ki tarah jeena bandh karke insaano ki tarah jeena shuru karenge toh aapki bhi itna ajeeb nehi lagega. Arrey baas gir gaya thorasa. I am sorry for that. Mein saaf kar deti hu. (Before Zoya could go to clean it, Dilshad came and cleaned the table)

Decided to stop posting more updates due to lack of response. My last update has 0 likes and 0 comment. That is the reason of the decision.