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I'm sure there are many SMSes u receive that crack u up... so y not share them with us over here... and we can laugh with u too 😃
Here are a few SMSes I received l8ly:
A couple were having a candlelight dinner.
She says, "Pass the wine ur divine!"
He thinks "how poetic" and says "pass the roti you moti!"
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Two men were arrested today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks! They charged one & let the other one off!
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Man stopped by cops on M6 after being clocked at 120 mph. Cop says, "Give me one good reason for that speed." Man says, "2 months ago, my wife ran off with a traffic cop. When I saw you behind me, I thought you were bringing her back."
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Got home & found the wife dead in the washing machine earlier. I'm absolutely gutted... But atleast she died in Comfort!
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Father to son: If u don't pass ur exams this time, don't call me DAD.
After some days...
Father: How is ur result?
Son: Sorry Bashir
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