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ffkhan

@ffkhan

Sparkler

+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

#21

Do you know the full form of college?

C= Come

O= on

L= let's

L= love

E= every

G= girls

E= equally

That means Come on let's love every girls equally.

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Esha

@Esha_018

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Guys CID PJS

1. Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....

Wah Wah...Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .😆

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2. Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai.. dekho kitna pyara khargosh hai.. ACP PRADYUMAN: Abhijeet inhe chhod do YE SAARE NIRDOSH HAI ! Lolz!😆

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3. Sitaro se chanchalta and chand se masumiyat maang kar laye hey. . . . . Sitaro se chanchalta and chand se masumiyat maang kar laye hey. . . thak thak.. . . "Darwaza kholiye madam HUM CID SE AAYE HEY " Lolz!😆

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4. Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai.. wah wah . . wah wah.. Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai ACP ,Pratyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain Khun".. :D😆

Hope u all liked it....😊

Edited by dmg_mjht - 15 years ago

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rinkyyy.

@-Rinki-

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#23

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,

But accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!" 😆

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 15 years ago

#24

😆😆😆😆

gr8 SMSes!!!

t4s

😆😆

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rinkyyy.

@-Rinki-

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#25

LOL Yuush :P

Another one ;)

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. 🤣

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@beautifuldreams

Voyager

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#26

I got one:

there was was a dad and he use to hit son alot so oneday;

Dad: when i beat yewh what do yewh do?

Child: i clean the toilet

Dad: how does that make yewh happy?

Child:i clean it with Yewhr tothbrush

:P:P:P:P:P::P

LOL

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441597

Suspended

Posted: 15 years ago

#27

students request in the exam hall:

"Give me sum extra-time, give me some brain,

give me another chance , i wanna write the paper again..."

Examiner:....Na Na na na, na na na na, na na nanna nananananananana............

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Maheen

@sweet_gurl93

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#28

lol i got two the other day

Pappu goes to the Petrol Pump and reads the notics:
Don't Use Mobile Phones Here.
So he calls everyone up and says
"Don't call Me, Im at the Petrol Pump!"

It takes...
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer
and 1 night before an exam for a Student...
To read a 1000 page book...
All the Best :)

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 15 years ago

#29

gr8 ones... t4s =)

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?

Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 15 years ago

#30

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

Both were claiming that She Came First,
One Old Man was Watching this All.

At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?

Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.

Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

hehe... tht cud probs cause another even greater fight lol

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Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhy DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki....

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai. :-)

Edited by rukhaya - 15 years ago

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