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putti77

@putti77

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

#801

Nouf

Done with today's duty?

Dristi

How are you now?

Didn't see Shilpa from morning..

SR?

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dristi64

@dristi64

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#802

Flat on my back Putti. Won't b posting any more today. Take care ppl.

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jyothi

@jyothi_cool

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#803

Fun Time! !

Since the current CEO of Google is Sundar Pichai, who is a Tamil Brahmin, there have been so many jokes made, related to it! Here are some Tambrahm jokes. If Google was a Tambrahm scenarios:

Search: Starbucks locations around me

Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi

Search: Today's news

Google: Ean da? Unga Atthula The

Hindu paper varaliya inikki?

Search: 'Mission Impossible' show timings in city

Google: Periya Tom Cruise fan a da ni? Poi Padi da!

Search: Hair cutting salons near me

Google: Today is Friday/ Tuesday, go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names

Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru, girl Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in ten lakhs

Google: World travel'a? Shut up! Put 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining 5 lakhs, buy gold!

Search: Career options

Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA

Search: Holiday destination

Google: Kovil

Search: Healthy food

Google: Thayir Saadham

Search: Recipe for chicken 65

Google: Error 404, not found

Search: What's special in December?

Google: Katcheris & Kovil Prasadam

Search: Swear words

Google: Abhistoo, Shaniyan, Kadangaara

Search: Restaurants

Google: ' Did you have your shower or no?'

Search: Honeymoon ideas

Google: Suprabhatham at Tirupati

Search: Lyrics for latest film song

Google: Song lyrics- a? Modalla idhu kathukko, " Vishwam Vishnur Vrashatkaro" ( Vishnu Sahasranamam)

Search: Groom

Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world

Google: Keep calm, it's Aadi Maasam now

If Google was a Tambrahm:

-The logo would have a panchangam & refuse to work during Rahukaalam & Yamagandam!

- The OO's in Google would be replaced by Vadu Maangas in their logo

- The number of results will always be multiples of 108

- Neighbor's son's & daughter's Maths & Science scores will be visible on the home page

- Android's new releases will be named Paalpayasam, Kozhukattai, Parupputhengai, Jaangiri, etc.

- Google 's voice will be a Maami's voice

You get the point

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putti77

@putti77

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

#804

Originally posted by: dristi64
Flat on my back Putti. Won't b posting any more today. Take care ppl.

Take care da😔

Mostly Nisha will not come online.. Only mad discussions😃

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jyothi

@jyothi_cool

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#805

Very sweet msg..

In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

'Do not take more than one, God is watching'

On d other counter there's a box of chocolates,

A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".

NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation..!!.

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ...

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ...

Moral :- Don't be over smart ..

*************************

Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth.

Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair...

Moral:- Remains the same.

Aaj k shaitan bacche:

'''''''

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

Lazyness rocks:

Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,

mom: u cum & drink.

Boy: pls mom.

Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.

Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,...

Teacher: What is your mother's name?

Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,

Bas..

pyar se MAA kehta hu ..

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?

Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:

Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..

Dukandar: Haan hai..

Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

Papa- Bilkul marte the

Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...

"- "- "-

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:

"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..

I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-)

Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...

Aftr exam

Father: how is ur result?

Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

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jyothi

@jyothi_cool

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#806

When I was small

I'd put my arms in my

shirt and told people

I lost my arms

Would restart the video

game whenever I knew I was going to lose

Had that one pen with

four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

Waited behind a door to

scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

Faked being asleep,so I

could be carried to bed.

Used to think that the moon followed our car

Tried to balance the switch between On/Off

Watching two drops of

rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

The only thing i had to

take care of was a school bag.

Swallowed a fruit seed I

was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

Closed the fridge

extremely slowly to see

when the lights went off.

Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were

kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life

i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg...if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories

Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood ..

What do you want to become when you grow up?

A child again.

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Srividya

@moonwearer

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#807

Originally posted by: jyothi_cool
Fun Time! !

Since the current CEO of Google is Sundar Pichai, who is a Tamil Brahmin, there have been so many jokes made, related to it! Here are some Tambrahm jokes. If Google was a Tambrahm scenarios:

Search: Starbucks locations around me
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi

Search: Today's news
Google: Ean da? Unga Atthula The
Hindu paper varaliya inikki?

Search: 'Mission Impossible' show timings in city
Google: Periya Tom Cruise fan a da ni? Poi Padi da!

Search: Hair cutting salons near me
Google: Today is Friday/ Tuesday, go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru, girl Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in ten lakhs
Google: World travel'a? Shut up! Put 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining 5 lakhs, buy gold!

Search: Career options
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA

Search: Holiday destination
Google: Kovil

Search: Healthy food
Google: Thayir Saadham

Search: Recipe for chicken 65
Google: Error 404, not found

Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kovil Prasadam

Search: Swear words
Google: Abhistoo, Shaniyan, Kadangaara

Search: Restaurants
Google: ' Did you have your shower or no?'

Search: Honeymoon ideas
Google: Suprabhatham at Tirupati

Search: Lyrics for latest film song
Google: Song lyrics- a? Modalla idhu kathukko, " Vishwam Vishnur Vrashatkaro" ( Vishnu Sahasranamam)

Search: Groom
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: Keep calm, it's Aadi Maasam now

If Google was a Tambrahm:

-The logo would have a panchangam & refuse to work during Rahukaalam & Yamagandam!

- The OO's in Google would be replaced by Vadu Maangas in their logo

- The number of results will always be multiples of 108

- Neighbor's son's & daughter's Maths & Science scores will be visible on the home page

- Android's new releases will be named Paalpayasam, Kozhukattai, Parupputhengai, Jaangiri, etc.

- Google 's voice will be a Maami's voice

You get the point

Hilarious...i am a Tambrahm...with Google links...

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ishruhi

@ishruhi

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

#808

Originally posted by: jyothi_cool

When I was small

I'd put my arms in my
shirt and told people
I lost my arms
Would restart the video
game whenever I knew I was going to lose

Had that one pen with
four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

Waited behind a door to
scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

Faked being asleep,so I
could be carried to bed.

Used to think that the moon followed our car

Tried to balance the switch between On/Off

Watching two drops of
rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

The only thing i had to
take care of was a school bag.

Swallowed a fruit seed I
was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

Closed the fridge
extremely slowly to see
when the lights went off.

Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were
kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life

i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg...if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories

Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood ..
What do you want to become when you grow up?

A child again.