Posted: 8 years ago
Fun Time! !

Since the current CEO of Google is Sundar Pichai, who is a Tamil Brahmin, there have been so many jokes made, related to it! Here are some Tambrahm jokes. If Google was a Tambrahm scenarios:

Search: Starbucks locations around me
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi

Search: Today's news
Google: Ean da? Unga Atthula The 
 Hindu paper varaliya inikki? 

Search: 'Mission Impossible' show timings in city
Google: Periya Tom Cruise fan a da ni? Poi Padi da!

Search: Hair cutting salons near me
Google: Today is Friday/ Tuesday, go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names 
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru, girl Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in ten lakhs 
Google: World travel'a? Shut up! Put 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining 5 lakhs, buy gold!

Search: Career options 
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA

Search: Holiday destination 
Google: Kovil

Search: Healthy food
Google: Thayir Saadham 

Search: Recipe for chicken 65
Google: Error 404, not found 

Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kovil Prasadam

Search: Swear words
Google: Abhistoo, Shaniyan, Kadangaara

Search: Restaurants
Google: ' Did you have your shower or no?'

Search: Honeymoon ideas
Google: Suprabhatham at Tirupati

Search: Lyrics for latest film song
Google: Song lyrics- a? Modalla idhu kathukko, " Vishwam Vishnur Vrashatkaro" ( Vishnu Sahasranamam)

Search: Groom
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA? 

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world 
Google: Keep calm, it's Aadi Maasam now

If Google was a Tambrahm:

-The logo would have a panchangam & refuse to work during Rahukaalam & Yamagandam!

- The OO's in Google would be replaced by Vadu Maangas in their logo

-  The number of results will always be multiples of 108

-  Neighbor's son's & daughter's Maths & Science scores will be visible on the home page 

- Android's new releases will be named Paalpayasam, Kozhukattai, Parupputhengai, Jaangiri, etc.

- Google 's voice will be a Maami's voice 

You get the point
Posted: 8 years ago
Originally posted by dristi64


Flat on my back Putti. Won't b posting any more today. Take care ppl.

Take care da๐Ÿ˜”
Mostly Nisha will not come online.. Only mad discussions๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Posted: 8 years ago
Very sweet msg..

In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

'Do not take more than one, God is watching'

On d other counter there's a box of chocolates, 
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation..!!.


KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? 

DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ... 

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ... 

Moral :- Don't be over smart ..

*************************
Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
 .
 .
Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
 .
 .
Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair...

Moral:- Remains the same.
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
'''''''

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Lazyness rocks:
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, 
mom: u cum & drink. 
Boy: pls mom. 
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u. 
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,...
Teacher: What is your mother's name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. 
pyar se MAA kehta hu ..

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...
"- "- "-

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:

"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-)

Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...

Aftr exam 

Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
Posted: 8 years ago
When I was small

I'd put my arms in my
shirt and told people
I lost my arms 
  
Would restart the video
game whenever I knew I was going to lose

Had that one pen with
four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

Waited behind a door to
scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

Faked being asleep,so I
could be carried to bed.

Used to think that the moon followed our car

Tried to balance the switch between On/Off

Watching two drops of
rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

The only thing i had to
take care of was a school bag.

Swallowed a fruit seed I
was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

Closed the fridge
extremely slowly to see
when the lights went off.

Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were
kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life 

i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg...if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories

Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood ..
What do you want to become when you grow up?



A child again.

Posted: 8 years ago
Originally posted by jyothi_cool


Fun Time! !

Since the current CEO of Google is Sundar Pichai, who is a Tamil Brahmin, there have been so many jokes made, related to it! Here are some Tambrahm jokes. If Google was a Tambrahm scenarios:

Search: Starbucks locations around me
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi

Search: Today's news
Google: Ean da? Unga Atthula The 
 Hindu paper varaliya inikki? 

Search: 'Mission Impossible' show timings in city
Google: Periya Tom Cruise fan a da ni? Poi Padi da!

Search: Hair cutting salons near me
Google: Today is Friday/ Tuesday, go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names 
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru, girl Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in ten lakhs 
Google: World travel'a? Shut up! Put 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining 5 lakhs, buy gold!

Search: Career options 
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA

Search: Holiday destination 
Google: Kovil

Search: Healthy food
Google: Thayir Saadham 

Search: Recipe for chicken 65
Google: Error 404, not found 

Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kovil Prasadam

Search: Swear words
Google: Abhistoo, Shaniyan, Kadangaara

Search: Restaurants
Google: ' Did you have your shower or no?'

Search: Honeymoon ideas
Google: Suprabhatham at Tirupati

Search: Lyrics for latest film song
Google: Song lyrics- a? Modalla idhu kathukko, " Vishwam Vishnur Vrashatkaro" ( Vishnu Sahasranamam)

Search: Groom
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA? 

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world 
Google: Keep calm, it's Aadi Maasam now

If Google was a Tambrahm:

-The logo would have a panchangam & refuse to work during Rahukaalam & Yamagandam!

- The OO's in Google would be replaced by Vadu Maangas in their logo

-  The number of results will always be multiples of 108

-  Neighbor's son's & daughter's Maths & Science scores will be visible on the home page 

- Android's new releases will be named Paalpayasam, Kozhukattai, Parupputhengai, Jaangiri, etc.

- Google 's voice will be a Maami's voice 

You get the point



Hilarious...i am a Tambrahm...with Google links...
Posted: 8 years ago
Originally posted by jyothi_cool


When I was small

I'd put my arms in my
shirt and told people
I lost my arms
Would restart the video
game whenever I knew I was going to lose

Had that one pen with
four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

Waited behind a door to
scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

Faked being asleep,so I
could be carried to bed.

Used to think that the moon followed our car

Tried to balance the switch between On/Off

Watching two drops of
rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

The only thing i had to
take care of was a school bag.

Swallowed a fruit seed I
was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

Closed the fridge
extremely slowly to see
when the lights went off.

Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were
kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life

i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg...if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories

Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood ..
What do you want to become when you grow up?



A child again.



so so true jyo!i hv done every single thing mentioned in this!!!
Posted: 8 years ago
tamil brahmin n google was ๐Ÿคฃ
cute google!!!๐Ÿ˜‰
Posted: 8 years ago
putti,my today's duty finished...๐Ÿ˜Š
Posted: 8 years ago
Originally posted by moonwearer





Hilarious...i am a Tambrahm...with Google links...



Sri I am a Tambrahm aswell it's fun to laugh at our own community at times 
Posted: 8 years ago
Originally posted by blue5sky




EnVee have a dream now spinning in my head.

Want to trek to Petra in winter. Aaj se I'm starting a piggy bank for the trip. I have done it once it's awesome. I can never forget this.
check this picture out..it's from flickr..so thoda sa polish discount kar do but all the same nothing like it ever!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/root-2/12483331103/

btw guys can someone point me to link that details posting pictures on IF. Thanks guys



That video was lovely Asma. Hope you are having a nice dinner though ๐Ÿ˜‰

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