Gautam's funny one liners

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A complication of ladaku murga Gautam's one liners in the show -


Every morning i see some stupid people😆

Bigg boss hawan ka saman bhejo , ghar mein negitivity bahut hai

Big boss rukawat k liye khed hai (cr. Sadia_DvD )

To Salman

Sir , main to yahan bas lightein gin raha hun😆

To Karishma

Ye Gandi ladki hai

I love it when peeople dont like me

kaise mujhe dekhlogi bahar??Underworld se connection hai tumhari? ( cr. Sadia _DvD )

Kitni achhi skin di hai bhagwan ne make up ki kya jaroorat hai( cr. Cutesy )


I think tumhe make up se he Pimples hote h 😆 ( cr. Spirha_Jha )

To Arya

Yahan par 1970 ki acting nahi chal rahi hai

tum to bolo hi mat , na idhar ke ho na udhar ke

" jo muje klutte ki dum bolte hai , khud kutte hai "

GG replied - " maine bola kutta "

" accha apne bola , okayy "😆

To Sonali

Diandara went to bandra , Sonali lets go to Mohali

Main ladaku murga hun , blade laga ke aaya hun pair mein

Tumhe subah subah pakane mein bohot maza aata hai na ( cr. -dewdrops- )

About Diandra

I dont wanna make her captain coz Ghar ko chalana hai zoo ko nahi

Ye laal murgi hai

Isski aawazein sunke aaise laagta hai ja k iske kaan k niche 2 lagaye or nikal le. ( cr. Sadia_DvD )

kutta palo billi palo but kisi ke liye
galat fehmi mat palo

To Dimpy

Aap nazar daal lo maine chamka dala
hai kitchen agar ab kisine meri imadari pe shak kiya to baja daloonga pyar se, i
finished your job madam now will i get solid wali tip 😆
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aap ne dekha kabhi inhe (Pritam & Praneet) ko muje chaddi pehnate hue


plzz add more😊


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Tanna: Mujhe mera make up chahiye.
Gautam: Itni achi skin di hai tumhe bhagwan ne...tumhe kya zaroorat hai


Tanna: Gautam tumhe sirf fake symapathy votes mil rahe hein.
Gautam (Sarcastically): Haan sirf sympathy he chahiye mujhe karishma, pata hai aapko. (More Sarcastically) Yeh symapthy he tu mujhe bachaye gi


Tanna: Tum mein koi quality nahi hai...nobody likes you blah blah blah blah. Ab bolo BB ko tum.
Gautam: Matlab poori katha parh di tumne


Tanna: *sitting pissed off*
Gautam: Ice Cream khao gi?


Tanna: *Arguing with Upen/Diandra over her make-up*
Gautam (Quietly): I think make up se he pimples aate hein



Gautam: Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna (pissed off coz he said No to her make up earlier): NAHI mujhe nahi chahiye, tumne kyun NO bola haan.
Gautam (again): Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna: Nahi nahi chahiye bus.
Gautam (innocently smirking): Wohi tu keh raha hoon ke nahi chahiye na? Ok.



Edited by .Disputed. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: .Disputed.

Tanna: Mujhe mera make up chahiye.
Gautam: Itni achi skin di hai tumhe bhagwan ne...tumhe kya zaroorat hai


Tanna: Gautam tumhe sirf fake symapathy votes mil rahe hein.
Gautam (Sarcastically): Haan sirf sympathy he chahiye mujhe karishma, pata hai aapko. (More Sarcastically) Yeh symapthy he tu mujhe bachaye gi


Tanna: Tum mein koi quality nahi hai...nobody likes you blah blah blah blah. Ab bolo BB ko tum.
Gautam: Matlab poori katha parh di tumne


Tanna: *sitting pissed off*
Gautam: Ice Cream khao gi?


Tanna: *Arguing with Upen/Diandra over her make-up*
Gautam (Quietly): I think make up se he pimples aate hein


And last but not least, the Master Stroke of the day!


Gautam: Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna (pissed off coz he said No to her make up earlier): NAHI mujhe nahi chahiye, tumne kyun NO bola haan.
Gautam (again): Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna: Nahi nahi chahiye bus.
Gautam (innocently smirking): Wohi tu keh raha hoon ke nahi chahiye na? Ok.




thxx , the replies by GG in confession room task were hilarious 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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The latest ones:
"BB plz hawan ki samagri bhejiye ghar me bohot negativity ho rahi hai"😆

"BB mera vote Pritam Ji ko jata hai Daayandra ko nahi kyonki ghar ko sambhalna hai Zoo ko nahi"😆


To Sonali, "Tumhe subah subah pakane mein bohot maza aata hai na"



"Sonali O Sonali lets go to Manali, Dayandra jaye bandra"


will add more later :)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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"Isski (Diandra) aawazein sunke aaise laagta hai ja k iske kaan k niche 2 lagaye or nikal le."
"Big boss rukawat k liye khed hai"
"kaise mujhe dekhlogi bahar??Underworld se connection hai tumhari?"
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Posted: 11 years ago
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To Karishma -
Kitni achhi skin di hai bhagwan ne make up ki kya jaroorat hai 😆
When she was all pissed in CR- Ice cream kha o gi 🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: SaDiA_DvD

"Isski (Diandra) aawazein sunke aaise laagta hai ja k iske kaan k niche 2 lagaye or nikal le."
"Big boss rukawat k liye khed hai"
"kaise mujhe dekhlogi bahar??Underworld se connection hai tumhari?"



Originally posted by: Cutesy

To Karishma -

[/DIV][DIV]When she was all pissed in CR- Ice cream kha o gi🤣



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wen Karishma was shouting Over make up issue she said " Mujhe Pimples hide krne h makeup se"
Gautam (whispered) : I think make up se he Pimples hote h 😆

Dn again wen He and Karishma Were arguing in Confession room.. Out of the blue he asked her "Icecream Khaogi???" 😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Spriha_Jha

Wen Karishma was shouting Over make up issue she said " Mujhe Pimples hide krne h makeup se"
Gautam (whispered) : I think make up se he Pimples hote h 😆

Dn again wen He and Karishma Were arguing in Confession room.. Out of the blue he asked her "Icecream Khaogi???" 😃

Added 😊

yesterday in the yes / no task

Salman to Karishma " aap mirror mein answers dekh rahi ho "

Gautam "yahan bhi cheating " 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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From LF -

aap nazar daal lo maine chamka dala h slab agar ab kisine meri imadari pe shak kiya to baja daloonga pyar se
dimpy walks in he says have a look i
finished your job madam now will i get solid wali tip 😆

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