Just a fun post - On a special request from Namzie - decoding the Qh brain.
QH brain is unique in more ways than one. It is only brain that keeps flitting from one character to another. First it was with Asad, then went to Zoya, then was captured by Tannu, after which Asad recaptured it and then it got lost to god knows where. Now, it has resurfaced with Najma and Nikhat and the journey continues...
Normal human brain is no comparison to QH brain and here's why:
1. The human brain has amazed and baffled people throughout the ages. But, its nothing compared to the amazement and baffling caused by the QH brain. Ask any loyal QH viewer.
2. Normal brain is 60% white matter and 40% gray matter. Qh brain is either 100% black matter (since devils always win) or 100% no matter (since one or all the leads lack in gray matter).😈
3. Human brains stops growing at the age of 18. QH brain started reducing when it reached 18 years and is still reducing. The day is not far when it becomes extinct and will be included alongside dinosaurs.😭
4. Excessive stress has shown to negatively affect brain cells and brain function. QH brain or the lack of its functioning has single handedly caused excessive stress to its viewers.😕
5. Human brain can process information as slowly as 0.5 meters/sec or as fast as 268 miles/hr. QH brain can process information only as fast as 0.5 meters/hr. Next time, anyone calls any QH character dumb, pls. remember this fact in mind.😆
6. The old adage of humans only using 10% of their brain is not true. Qh brain believes in using 0% of whatever matter it has.🤣
7. Every time you recall a memory or have a new thought, you create a connection in the brain. Every time, PH gets new writer or actor, they create a new track with absolutely no connection to the earlier tracks. (Mohabbat ki jeet, Haider revenge, haira..)
8. A joint study by Harvard University has found that it is normal for brain to wander. QH brain took this study seriously and keeps on wandering from one character to another.🤪
QH brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. 😆