NiBirSS: Memorable Birthday
Am I set on fire? I wide opened my eyes and rubbed hard my chest only to surge my itch.
"Oops chai gir gayi" Nisha japed showing a half filled cup.
I looked at her with disgust and treaded to washroom.
After a while I returned and saw Nisha whistling while stretching herself on the bed with her hands crossed behind her head.
I smirked "You're lying on my bed"
Her whistle toned down to a stop.
I neared her"Koi baat nahi sweetheart vese bhi shaadi ke baad ek hi bed hoga naa apna" I winked sitting on one leg.
She dragged herself towards the edge to get down saying "You're hopeless Kabir"
"Thanks for the compliment wify" I grinned.
"Ab wify bol mat dena! Varna abhi to chai giri thi tere upar, fan girega next!"She spoke pointing her finger to me.
"Tu Salman ki fan hai naa? To tu giregi mere upar next?" I smirked.
"Tune kasam kha rakhi hai naa ki zindagi me bakwaas band nahi karni" she narrowed her eyes.
"Sanam teri kasam" I sang in a filmy style.
She kicked on my hanging leg.
"Arey abhi se ye haal hai to shaadi ke baad kya karegi"
"Argh!" She wiggled her hands looking up.
"Khoon pi jaungi mai tera!" She snarled.
"My pleasure sweetheart bas mere hontho se start karna" I smirked again.
She clasped my neck with her fingers shaking me "I'll kill you!"
I tried to unclasp her hold but she appeared adamant.
"Ma-mar-ja-un-ga"
She freed me in anger and hit my shoulder while I coughed.
"Jail jaana hai kya?" I glared.
"Tere saath rehse se to jail better hai"she spoke irritated.
"Mere marne pe royegi nai tu?" I enquired with a little smile.
I saw her expression change and she got up saying totally dissociated "Jiju bula rahe tujhe"
I smirked "Kya mai bhi...Tera to kaam hi hai rona, rotlu!"
She spun instantly and flared her nostrils "Rotlu?"
"Ha" I chuckled.
"Tujhe rulau?" She smirked.
"Nai...Teri vajah se sirf ek baar rounga"
I smirked after a pause "Baap banne ki khushi me"
"Teri to!" She threw a pillow to me that I caught grinning.
Again a pillow flung towards me and I caught it. Wow! I can be a great cricketer(smirk).
I then quickly threw one to her in avenge. She bent immediately and the cusion slapped Saurav standing at the entrance.
"Ouch!"
He gritted his teeth next as my laughter erupted out. Nisha too lost her control and joined me laughing at him.
"Ek teer se do nishaane" Saurav displayed an evil grin while I and Nisha exchanged confused looks.
He swiftly grabbed two cushions kept aside and they struck us before we could even react.
"Ow!" we exclaimed together.
"Cheating it is Jiju" Nisha expressed her disapproval.
"Ha..do teer the ye!" I uttered.
Nisha looked at me as if telling me to shut my nonsense.
And I got another blow from Saurav.
"Hey!"
Third blow followed of Nisha.
I too began my attack at the duo hurling back the pillow-cushion collection received.
Soon, we three were playing attacking each other.
"Oh my God!What is going on?" Dolly uttered stunned.
We froze in which ever position our body was, looking at her.
"Ah!" Nisha got a hit by me.
I cannot miss any chance(smirk).
She again started to hit me back and Sauro too poured in.
"Wait! Hello? Anybody listening to me? "
Not receiving any attention Dolly came to us and Sauro hit her accidently.
Nisha laughed and I joined her this time. Saurav chortled "sorry"
She glared first and out of blue snatched a pillow from me and hit him. Nisha and I supported her.
Our fight continued with everyone laughing and hitting in bizarre directions as almost all were getting blows unaware of who hit whom.
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"Mai nai karunga taste bhi" Saurav stated with a weird face.
"O draamebaaz! Nakhre band haa... Delhi me to chuski maarke peeta tha mere haath ki coffee, phir ab kya hua?" I spoke.
"Yaar samajh naa" Saurav uttered.
"Kya?" I asked clueless.
"Kya hua Sauro? Acchi hai coffee...le naa" Dolly said.
"One vote in my favour" I declared to Nisha who didn't even touch the mug.
"Only one" she smirked.
"Chal pi naa coffee Saurav!" I glared at Sauro.
He negated.
"You lost the challenge! You lost it!" Nisha announced smiling.
She laughed the next moment "Hey you lost it!"
I sulked at the other Meaning.
"No! Saurav's decision is pending"
He possessed a reluctant look.
"Teri problem kya hai yaar?" I annoyed said to Saurav.
"My stomach is upset" he sighed.
"Don't lie!"
"No I'm not lying"
"Why do you think he's lying Kabir? " Dolly enquired.
"Coz I saw him gorging a pizza when I went inside to prepare coffee" I reasoned.
"There's no pizza at home" Nisha spoke.
"I know it's there or you must have hidden it!" I uttered.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because you feared my win"
"Oh hello! My win was as sure as the sunrise"
"It's unfair! "
"Loser always feels the game unfair"
"Don't you dare call me a loser!"
"Loser loser loser!"
"Chudael!"
"Tu Chaandaal!"
"Tu Naagin!"
"Dasta to tu hai! Nevla!"
"Tu Bhootni!"
"Tu Vampire!"
"Khoon to tu peeti hai! Chipkali!"
"Mera dimaag to tu khaata hai! Girgit!"
"Oho tumlog kaha se kaha jaa rahe ho?" Saurav interrupted.
"Idhar hi baithe hai hum!" we spoke simultaneously and exchanged angry stares.
"Huh!" She looked away crossing her hands.
"Huh!" I looked away crossing my hands.
"Inka kuch nahi ho sakta" Saurav whispered Dolly but unfortunately for him I heard it.
"Suna maine tu kya bola"
"Maine bhi" Nisha said.
"Look! We're not meant to be together!"
"Yeah!" Nisha supported me.
"We're poles apart!"
"Yeah!"
"And opposite poles attract"
"Yeah!"
"Kabir!" She hit my arm realizing what I meant while I chuckled.
"Nisha,Kabir, you can be a good pair" dolly said.
"No" Nisha denied.
"Nisha's right!" I said.
"See" Nisha said.
"We can't be a good pair, it would be awesome" I beamed.
"Tu kitna k hai Kabir" she uttered.
"Haina? I maintain myself well" I smiled.
"God give them some brain" Sauro mumbled raising himself up.
"Apane liye promotion hi maang leta" I simpered.
"Dolly ise bol de ki promotion ko beech me mat ghused"Saurav spoke to Dolly.
"Kya Kabir..." Dolly said disappointed.
"Fine! Phir tu meri life me Nisha ko mat ghused" I argued.
"I can do that myself alright"
At my latter words, Nisha grabbed my neck in a split second encircling her arm around it. Fuming in anger, she began tightening her grasp while I tried to escape leaning forward.
"Nisha chod use"Dolly said.
"Arey bechara mar jaega" Sauro said.
He added the next second "Ek minute...maine galti se ise bechara bol dia...Nisha you continue"
"Sauro kya continue?" Dolly questioned in amazement.
While all this was being said I and Nisha were almost jostling over my neck even kicking each other.
"Kaise -urgf-daboch rahi?- Mujse bhi jyada k hai tu!" I finally breathed clasping her hands in mine while she tried her level best to strangle me again.
"Baccho ki tarah mat lado!" Dolly exclaimed making our hands apart.
"Bacchi aur ye? Misnomer!" I fumed.
"Innocent hote hai bacche! He's a devil!" Nisha fumed
I showed her my tongue with sound. She did the same to me and left the place.
"Nishu..." Dolly went behind her.
"Ladkiyo k saath to manners rakh liya kar" Saurav spoke irked.
"Nisha aur ladki ? Chudael hai chudael!"
"Badtameezi nahi Kabir!" Sauro chided.
"Ye accha hai nai! Vo badtameezi kare to ladki hai aur mai karu to manners kaha hai tere kabir?"
"Kabir enough now!"
I strode straight to my room in anger. I kicked at corner of bed in rage.
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I got a tap at my shoulder and so, I dragged my eyes to the person who just sat beside me on the bed.
"Kya hua?" Nisha enquired in a low voice.
I still bore a frown and looked away mumbling"Sorry"
"Kya kaha? Acche se sunai nai diya?" Nisha questioned chirpily.
"Sorry" I emphasized moving my eyes to her.
Her pursed lips curved up.
I asked softly "Yaha kyu aayi?"
I saw her gulp with moist eyes.
I asked "Hey tu thik to hai na?"
She negated blinking rapidly.
"Why?"I questioned.
"Sorry" she uttered.
I smiled and side hugged her. She didn't object and smiled"ab thik hu"
I smirked "Roz bol dia kar phir"
She smirked "Bilkul...tere do baar bolne ke baad ek baar bol dungi"
"Aur log kehte hai ki mai tujhse badtameezi karta hu! Huh!"
She chuckled "Log tujhe Ranbir Kapoor samjhte hai naa, isliye tere dil ko badtameez kehte hai"
"Tareef kar rahi hai ki taana maar rahi hai?"
"Taana" she giggled.
I sighed"Nisha sach sach batana tujhe bura lagta hai kya mai tujhse flirt karta hu to?"
"Flirt? Ladta rehta hai mujhse!"
"Tu ladti hai mujhse! "
"Ek number ka jhoota hai tu!"
I smirked "Tu 10 number ki"
She sulked and got up making my hand over her to drop down.
"Nisha yaar bata naa"
"Tujhe kya farak padta hai?"
I took a deep breath "Padta hai"
"Kyu padta hai farq?" She asked raising a brow.
"Jaise ki tujhe pata nahi" I narrowed my eyes.
"Nai pata" she said crossing her hands.
"Arey yaar sweetheart"
"Bye" she turned.
I quickly hugged her from back side "I love you"
"I don't" she spoke.
I left her sadly with lowered eyes and she walked upto the door.
"I don't hate you" I heard her so, looked up. She stood leaning to the closed door with her lips spread in a grin.
I smiled with relief "You love me or not?"
"What do you think sweetheart?"
"Can't you accept it like I did?"
"No" she teased.
"Such a K you are!"
"Don't feel J!"
"Why have you closed the door by the way?" I smirked walking to her.
"So that nobody gets to know about your murder" she smirked.
"My murder?"
She nodded.
"And how would you kill me?"
"That's a secret"
"Accha"
"Ahaa"
I stood at an arm's length "Nisha will you marry me?"
"No" she gave a quick reply.
I frowned"You confuse me!"
She giggled on my statement.
"Isme kaunsi khilkhilaane ki baat hai?" I sulked.
She sighed and came to me "Wify ko keh raha hai Shaadi k liye idiot"
I didn't understand her words at first but when I grasped the meaning, my face lit up.
I jumped in happiness and she laughed. Without a second's delay, I embraced her"thanks thanks thanks thanks so much Nisha"
"Arey waah mera naam bhi bolta hai tu...mujhe laga sirf sweetheart hi sunna padega zindagi bhar"
I smirked "Fine abse sweetheart"
She hit my back with her hand and I chuckled.
After a while,I touched my forehead with hers.
She said "See I had told you I'll kill you"
"My heart is still beating" I smirked.
"That isn't yours, that's mine"she smirked.
I smiled "Meri company me rehkar bigad gayi tu"
She smirked "Abhi to shuruaat hai"
"Ek simple ILU nai bol sakti?"
"Tere jaise complication k saath kuch simple nai ho sakta"she chuckled.
"Aur kitna tang karegi?"
"Jitna tune kiya!"
"Arey yaar Nishaaa" I requested.
She moved away chuckling and opened the door.
"Apane hubby ko pareshaan karegi?"
"Ha" she left saying so.
Somebody please pinch me because I don't want this to be just my dream (smirk). And if this is actually a dream ,don't wake me up. God! This is crazy! I know I've always been so (smirk) but take my word,I'm at it's heights now!
O my God! Nisha agreed to my proposal! That was a proposal okay and if any of you think it was wierd then it was(smirk).
I'm in euphoria, I just want to hug tight... not Nisha, you. I want to hug you. Ab aise kya dekh rahe ho? You don't want my hug? (Smirk)
Oh, are you thinking about no hug to Nisha? Use to kiss milega naa yaar (smirk). Magar jab vo mujhe bolegi I love you tab hi. Kitni k hai yaar vo!
Accha ha, Saurav and Dolly pata nahi kaise react karenge(smirk)...mai unko bata k aata hu. Aur pata nahi vo kahi sadme me chale gaye to aaplogo ko bhool jaayenge...
But don't you worry, you love me naa, how would I leave you (smile). Acche se dekho, smile hai smirk nai (smirk).
Inviting you for our marriage! I know you will come;muft me khaana khaane ko kaun manaa karta hai (smirk).
Just joking... Aana zaroor(Million dollar smile). Sweetheart k taraf se bhi I'm only inviting...Bye...See you on wedding day (wink).
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