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- Rishabh Kundra and his Mother Radhaji as his wife Madhubala looks on- Hallway
Rishabh Kundra : Kamaal Hai!! Aaj yeh saabit ho gaya ki Aap RK ki Maa Ho. MAIN aapko Kumbh ke Mele se Nahin laaya Hoon. Kyonki aisi ajeebo garib kaarnama toh RK ki Maa hi kar sakti hai. Usually Saas Bahu ka swaagat karti hain. Aap apni Bahu ko Bhagaa rahin hai ?!!!Me: Usually people will say : Kamaal Hai!! Aaj yeh saabit ho gaya ki Main aaphi kaa Beta Hoon. AAP Mujhe Kumbh ke Mele Main se Nahin utha laaye. Self-Important. He was also answering, Radhaji's words to the servant, "Agar Main Nahin chaahti Tumhaare Chief Is duniua mein Nahin Aata."^^ i noticed his "MAIN aapko kumbh ke mele se nahi laaya" instead of "AAP mujhe nahi laayi" 🤣...and i knew it he did it on purpose 🤣🤣
Radhaji : Ajeeb Saas bhi hoon aur Ajeeb Maa bhi Hoon; jo apne bete ke harkaton par garva karne ke bajaya aaj sharminda ho rahi hai. Jab ek beta apni patni ke prati apna dharm aur farz bhool jaata hai na, saas ko bhi apna farz chod kar, ek aurat aur ek maa hone ka dharm nibhaane ke liye majboor hona padta hai. Samjhaa!Rishabh Kundra : Biwi - Tussi jaa rahi Ho. Tussi Na jaao. Kyonki agar tum chali gayi toh !!...Abhi toh yeh chaaku hatheli par chala hai, par ab kalaayi ki nas par chalegaRadhaji: Nahi Rishu. Tu Aisa kuch bhi nahin kar sakta. Kya kar Kya raha hai. nahin RishuRishabh Kundra : Maa Sharminda ho ja. Tera beta bahut Bada Paagal Hai.^^ again "Maa...sharminda ho ja" was a reply to Radha ji's bhashan 🤣...poore lecture ki band baja di 🤣🤣
Me: What a haazir-jawaab and adds one or two extra for the punch and kicks.Radhaji: Maine Tujhe zindagi di hai. Tu aisa nahin kar saktaRishabh Kundra : Kamaal Hai!! Meri Zindagi ki sabse keemti aurten mere saamne khadi hain. Ek jisne mujhe zindagi di hai aur doosro jo meri zindagi lene ke liye tadap rahi hai. Biwi, Maa dono khadi, Kiski baat manvaaye. Balihaari hoon tumhaara, Maiyaa dhiyoo bataye.Biwi Tum mujhe Bahut achi tarah se jaanti ho. Phaisla tumhaara hai.. All yours kya karna haiRadhaji : Nahin Rishu.Tujhe aise kuch bhi nahin karne doongi. Madhu tum chali jaaon yahaan seRishabh Kundra : Maa tu mujhe janam dekar bhi samajh nahin paayi, par meri Biwi mujhe bahut acchi tarah se samajhti, chaahti hai, pyaar karti hai mujhse. Haina Biwi. Phaisla tumhaare Haat mein hai.
^^ what he said here was soo true ki Radha ji being his mother never understood him 😆...but Madhu also doesnt understand him completely, she is the process right now 😆_________________________________________________
- Rishabh Kundra and his wife Madhubala
Rishabh Kundra : Dhyaan se dekh lo ...Tum tak nahin pahunch sakta tha, ise se kaam chalaaya...blah blah blah...😆Biwi : No ResponseRishabh Kundra : Itni Pareshaan na ho ...Main Hoo Na...blah blah blah 😆Biwi: No ResponseMadhubala: Kitni Ajeeb Hoon Main, Jis par bharosa nahin karna chaahiye, uski har baat pe main bharosa kiya. Tum jitne ajeeb, tum jitne tedhe, aur tum jitne dhokebaaz Ho Na, shaayed mujhe bhi utna hi hona chaahiye tha, tumse pyaar karne ke liyeRishabh Kundra : Repeat telecast. Golden words ka repeat telecast. I love you ka repeat telecast ...Sirf mujh se ....Desperation kicks in....^^ in the whole convo he was only listening to the parts he wanted to listen 😆...rest he just ignored or was confused 😆_________________________________________________
- Rishabh Kundra and his wife Madhubala as his Bhabhi Dipali eavesdrop on them
Rishabh Kundra : Biwi agar dieting karogi toh fighting kaise karogiRishabh Kundra : Yeh haddiyon ki plate darwaaze pe kya kar rahi thi. Dekho Biwi, sab tumse kitna pyaar karte hain. Poori koshish kar rahen hain, sabkuch pahle jaisa ho jaaye. Dipali Bhaabhi chup chup kar, hamesha ki tarah, hamaari baaten sun rahi thiMe:Even he could smile. Only Madhu did not smile. I feel ashamed of myself, but I cannot stop myself from laughing. Madhu how could you control it ?!!!! Its bathos and pathos as well. Ludicrous situation and the pathos is, that's its him actually who is trying his best to make it as before.
Rishabh Kundra : jis par tave pe dosa flat ho jaata , theekh is tarah, yeh hamaare room ke floor pe FLAT ho gayi hainMe:
Rishabh Kundra : Isi ko to Family Bonding kehte hain Biwi. How Sweet !!!Me: Still can't stop laughing.Rishabh Kundra :Biwi isse aur kuch kahoon ya ...Rishabh Kundra : Dipali Bhaabhi ...Ek Last hai...bahut accha wala tha..Sunti Jaao...Are sunti jao..achcha waala haiMe: Still can't stop laughing.^^ i will take this RK's attempt to make biwi smile but it failed..😆________________________________
- Rishabh Kundra and his wife Madhubala with - DEEWAR Dialogue
Rishabh Kundra : Madhubala Rishabh Kundra !. Aaj tumhaare paas Zid hai, Akkad Hai, Gussa Hai, Attitude hai,PAR, aaj bhi mere paas Maa haiMe:Usually - RK has those attributes
^^ yup he has it much much more than Madhu___________________________________________
- Rishabh Kundra and his Mother Radhaji as his wife Madhubala - in his room
Radhaji : kya baat haiRishabh Kundra :Chalo na maaRadhaji : Mujhe batao na rishuRishabh Kundra : yeh...aapki bahu khaana nahin kha rahi hai. Maine poore pyaar aur tameez se ise khilaane ki koshish ki. Par kya karen, aapki Bahu ko is kameene ki koi kadr hi nahin haiRadhaji : Madhu kya hua, sabkuch theekh hai na? Main samajh sakti hoon tujh par kya beet rahi haiRishabh Kundra : Kya beet rahi maa, AC bahut tez chal raha hai, Sabkuch to theekh hai Maa. Meri Biwi mere paas laut aayi haiMe: Eureka, I got it !!! Theekh in RK's dictionary is "Meri Biwi mere paas laut aayi hai"Radhaji : Tune mujhe yahaan bulaaya, agar tu chup baithega, toh main aage baat kar paoongiRishabh Kundra : RK ko sirf RK ki Maa chup kara sakti haiMe: RK ko sirf RK ki Maa chup kara sakti hai...kyonki RK ki Maa Ajeeb hai aur uski tarah aur woh Kumbh ke mele se nahin utha le aaya. RK ko sirf RK ki Biwi samajh sakti hai ...kyoki Madhu Ajeeb hain and RK jitna ajeeb, tedha, aur dhokebaaz se pyaar kiya. RK ko RK hi Bhabhi hi entertain kar sakti hai ...kyonki Dipali Bhabhi RK is tarah kameeni, badtameez hai, ho sabki khushi main hi apni khushi dhoondti hai______________________________________________