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Posted: 12 years ago
#41

Originally posted by: 0-SD-0

Hai Bhakti hamari Phooljhadi !

Diwali mana rahi ho kya? Kitne patakhe chod diye ?

OMG!!! Hiliarious post. Haste haste paagal ho gayi. The Clunk emporium!!! Wah kya baat hai?

>>>>Have you ever tried to sob and run from a room, your long glistening hair flowing behind you in tragic sympathy, a tightly draped and pinned sari limiting your every step? Jai ho - because for me that would be the equivalent of Kaun Banega Next Hospital Admit, particularly where infinitycases are involved.
🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

No. Did not have to try that. Instead Weepy willow like me had to hide sobs from everyone to avoid the tease. And glistening hair flowing down Kesh Nikhar style ...mom used to ask me tie the hair close and not around being a bhoot. Further, the long braid seemed to her as a serpent and she used to jump around sometimes scared. And men like our fathers, don't they admonish girls if they run within the house. How improper !!! 😆 God! Bhakti, actually never thought of juxtaposing a soap heroines actions with myself. How insane !!!! 😲 😲 Bilkul ajeeb lagega. jaise koi ajayabghar ke specimen ho. 😕

I was also recollecting Aishwarya Rai in Hum Dil De chuke sanam and Devdaas. Flowing hair and pharsh saaf karta hua palla, jalta hua palla. WOW!!! How do they do it yaar ? 😲
And check out the parody in I hate Love Story. I was enjoying that scene on You tube.


>>>> Because RK is all over the map here. He has apparently made the kind of Jungian breakthrough it takes most people years of painful therapy to achieve. He loves everyone! He hugs everyone! He has Malik on the shifting sands; Shamsher cannot even decide what to do with his latest semi-concealed weapon. And now that RK knows the truth of Madhu's past he...takes her home and leaves her there?

🤗 🤗 Mast kaha ! Yes, it is Jungian breakthrough indeed. 😎 😎 😎

🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

Good one.


SO true! No running in the house...because...because why? What did they think would happen? We would become fit and suddenly realise with our newly oxygenated brains that it is ridiculous never to run in a house?? How tautological. Still, it clearly prevented the both of us from becoming heroines, thus saving us from a life of sponge-bathing our husbands after their inevitable memory-loss tracks. So let's breathe as much of a sigh of relief as we can with these tight saris.

And Aishwariya - the very queen of the sari-long-streaming-hair run from the room, jalta hua palla just floating out - haiii. If only we could edit real life so no one would see the part where I fall like a pumpkin with half the pallu around my ankles!
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Posted: 12 years ago
#42

Originally posted by: tv123456

RK is getting soft. He needs to get some bloodletting done and get rid of Madhu's blood. PRONTO!!!


That may halt this sudden onset of bipolar attack.


🤣
WOW!!! Finally we have the diagnosis. What caused RK to change act all "female" types.
Well done tv123456 . This settles his sudden change. 😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
#43

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam


Hai na? We are allowed to gossip. It says so on the bottom of my ' how to be a woman' list.


Saach?! Kya baat hai - where is this list of which you speak! I must see it! (Please tell me it includes at least one subheading explaining to me the greatest mystery of married life: how to get your husband to tell you once and for all whether he prefers red or yellow. I must know!)
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Posted: 12 years ago
#44

Originally posted by: bhakti2


Saach?! Kya baat hai - where is this list of which you speak! I must see it! (Please tell me it includes at least one subheading explaining to me the greatest mystery of married life: how to get your husband to tell you once and for all whether he prefers red or yellow. I must know!)


A man giving an answer? That too definitive? That only happens once: when he dharans the bhagwa. Red AND yellow anf thwarts you even in the last throes of grahastya.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#45

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam


A man giving an answer? That too definitive? That only happens once: when he dharans the bhagwa. Red AND yellow anf thwarts you even in the last throes of grahastya.


Baap re. Foiled even at the last. However, there may be some consolation, albeit small, in the fact that we would then have access to the remote. Grab your shawls, ladies...
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Posted: 12 years ago
#46

Originally posted by: bhakti2


Baap re. Foiled even at the last. However, there may be some consolation, albeit small, in the fact that we would then have access to the remote. Grab your shawls, ladies...


Well spotted!
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Posted: 12 years ago
#47

Originally posted by: bhakti2


Dagnabbit. Running. Right. I have failed the heroine test and so must continue to persevere in the unforgiving ether outside the fourth wall. But before I shoulder my yoke and trudge forth on the endless quest for the daily roti (should be a newspaper hai na?), let me just hove into the harbor here for a quick p
ort-of-call.

As a digression, though, let me just ask anyone who might know how these bahus keep so svelte what with the quotidian aerobics amounting to sobbing and running from rooms? In saris no less? Have you ever tried to sob and run from a room, your long glistening hair flowing behind you in tragic sympathy, a tightly draped and pinned sari limiting your every step? Jai ho - because for me that would be the equivalent of Kaun Banega Next Hospital Admit, particularly where infinitycases are involved. Not that I don't have reasons to sob and run from rooms...those womb flashbacks - how they torment us all!

Not only crying, even while laughing, remember she called him Seemaji and laughed with her hands over her mouth not once... twice!!?? A sane voice tripped in my head, RK actually liked that 'coy' gesture?? But my TV soap addled brain said to me, let it be😊


So now Madhu has spilled it all, and the CV's have taken chutti once more, leaving chair space for the character switching monkeys. Because RK is all over the map here. He has apparently made the kind of Jungian breakthrough it takes most people years of painful therapy to achieve. He loves everyone! He hugs everyone! He has Malik on the shifting sands; Shamsher cannot even decide what to do with his latest semi-concealed weapon. And now that RK knows the truth of Madhu's past he...takes her home and leaves her there?

Baba RK - sab ke upar haath rakh rakh kar, apna paap dho liya. And Sasurji's expression when he got that hug, he would've jumped out of the balcony and cut short the Rishbala romance track forever!

On the other hand, it is clear Padmini needs help chopping the midnight sabzi and Madhu has had weeks of training in RK's porridge kitchen of saas-bahu drama, so there's that.

Poor Padmini, escaped izzat lootna, saved by Beti-Damaad.

FQ you are the Occam's Razor of plot delineation and I wish the proprietors of The Clunk Emporium would call you in on a consulting basis. Where do you think this is going? It seems like there are so many characters operating in their own independent orbits; it's difficult to see how it will all knit together (without a powerful load of clunkiness, that is.)

And don't even get me started on the police! If anyone here scores a visa to Improbabilistan, it should be understood a priori that 1.)there are madmen with interesting knives of various and dubious provenance 2.) The police apparently spend most of their on-duty watching youtube and eating chaat and 3.) If a madman should graze you accidentally you should under no circumstances repair to a hospital, as they are as permeable to the murderers as they are impenetrable to the lawman. Oh, and by the way, don't visit any chawls either. Or movie studios. Or mansions. In fact, stay out of Improbabilistan altogether. That fourth wall - it will be the saving of us all!



Hilarious...loved your post!
Posted: 12 years ago
#48
I'm completely ruining Ghostbusters' song. Sorry for causing any kind of mental damage and physical pain to your brain, eyes, etc etc.😆
(FQnama!)
Want to read something strange
In your MB forum
What you gonna read?
(FQnama!)
If you want something weird
To make you feel good
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)

I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post
If you want thoughts
To run around your head
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
An invisible man (RK!)
Sleeping in your bed (RK)
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
If you're all alone
Pick up the laptop
And read
(FQnama!)

I ain't afraid of no post
I hear it's liked by the girls
I ain't afraid of no post
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
If you want a dose
Of a freaky post
Maybe you'd better read
(FQnama!)
Let me tell you something
Readin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(FQnama!)
When it comes on your laptop
Unless you just want some more
I think you better read

(FQnama!)
Ow
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
Ah, I think you better read
(FQnama!)...
-------------------------------------------------
Below is the original version:
(Ghostbusters)
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call
(Ghostbusters)
An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If you've had a dose
Of a freaky ghost
Maybe you'd better call
(Ghostbusters)

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Ghostbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Ghostbusters)
Ow

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Ah, I think you better call
(Ghostbusters)...

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Posted: 12 years ago
#49

Originally posted by: rahmona_pakswe

I'm completely ruining Ghostbusters' song. Sorry for causing any kind of mental damage and physical pain to your brain, eyes, etc etc.😆
(FQnama!)
Want to read something strange
In your MB forum
What you gonna read?
(FQnama!)
If you want something weird
To make you feel good
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)

I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post
If you want thoughts
To run around your head
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
An invisible man (RK!)
Sleeping in your bed (RK)
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
If you're all alone
Pick up the laptop
And read
(FQnama!)

I ain't afraid of no post
I hear it's liked by the girls
I ain't afraid of no post
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
If you want a dose
Of a freaky post
Maybe you'd better read
(FQnama!)
Let me tell you something
Readin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no post
I ain't afraid of no post

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(FQnama!)
When it comes on your laptop
Unless you just want some more
I think you better read

(FQnama!)
Ow
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
What you gonna read
(FQnama!)
Ah, I think you better read
(FQnama!)...
-------------------------------------------------
Below is the original version:
(Ghostbusters)
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call
(Ghostbusters)
An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
If you've had a dose
Of a freaky ghost
Maybe you'd better call
(Ghostbusters)

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Ghostbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Ghostbusters)
Ow

Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Ah, I think you better call
(Ghostbusters)...


Best thing ever! Ever! Please post separately ! Bhe he he
writergrl1992 thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
#50

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

thank's for reading and thanks v much for commenting. I can see by your use of Nama terminology and concepts that you are a close reader of the text. Hugs!
Love HornySher.
That's our job-- boggle moms everywhere!


Beg pardon - not a blogger mom literally, not yet 😆 I'm a mere undergrad enjoying adorable old Indian Telly 😃

Love Nama, honestly [ROFL]

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