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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

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RK sweety! It seems you'll have to demonstrate your prowess... Everybody's beginning to suspect THE Superstar RK may be a bit deficient in a certain department.

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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

#32

I ❤️ you.. Today I couldnt resist myself and watched the episode from the office.. 😳 I was afraid people will look at me oddly.. Couldnt really enjoy watching the episode- thats what happens when you sneak.. 😔 My work is progressing no where.. So I thought I would keep up with atleast one aspect in my life.. I chose the show- much easier and much more enjoyable..

Your post, FQ. ROFL.. I enjoyed reading it.. Lots of clunky plots today.. RK is busy these days.. seducing everyone around.. Bittuji, yesterday Madhu.. Today Sasurji.. Tomorrow Bhabhi..

RK has confused Madhu and everyone else.. He is not lovey-lovey with Bittuji any more.. People were beginning to think RK is straight after yesterday.. But now.. 😕 Is that why the CVs have planned RK's seduction by Dipzy to clear the viewer's doubts? Otherwise I dont see any reason..

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I agree.

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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

#33

Maybe they could get Vahbiz to be another ex girlfriend? And then could do a hot mistaken identity scene of seduction with a kiss?

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bhakti2

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Posted: 12 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

There has to be running. That's the soap heroine's cardio workout for the day!

Dagnabbit. Running. Right. I have failed the heroine test and so must continue to persevere in the unforgiving ether outside the fourth wall. But before I shoulder my yoke and trudge forth on the endless quest for the daily roti (should be a newspaper hai na?), let me just hove into the harbor here for a quick port-of-call.

As a digression, though, let me just ask anyone who might know how these bahus keep so svelte what with the quotidian aerobics amounting to sobbing and running from rooms? In saris no less? Have you ever tried to sob and run from a room, your long glistening hair flowing behind you in tragic sympathy, a tightly draped and pinned sari limiting your every step? Jai ho - because for me that would be the equivalent of Kaun Banega Next Hospital Admit, particularly where infinitycases are involved. Not that I don't have reasons to sob and run from rooms...those womb flashbacks - how they torment us all!

So now Madhu has spilled it all, and the CV's have taken chutti once more, leaving chair space for the character switching monkeys. Because RK is all over the map here. He has apparently made the kind of Jungian breakthrough it takes most people years of painful therapy to achieve. He loves everyone! He hugs everyone! He has Malik on the shifting sands; Shamsher cannot even decide what to do with his latest semi-concealed weapon. And now that RK knows the truth of Madhu's past he...takes her home and leaves her there? On the other hand, it is clear Padmini needs help chopping the midnight sabzi and Madhu has had weeks of training in RK's porridge kitchen of saas-bahu drama, so there's that.

FQ you are the Occam's Razor of plot delineation and I wish the proprietors of The Clunk Emporium would call you in on a consulting basis. Where do you think this is going? It seems like there are so many characters operating in their own independent orbits; it's difficult to see how it will all knit together (without a powerful load of clunkiness, that is.)

And don't even get me started on the police! If anyone here scores a visa to Improbabilistan, it should be understood a priori that 1.)there are madmen with interesting knives of various and dubious provenance 2.) The police apparently spend most of their on-duty watching youtube and eating chaat and 3.) If a madman should graze you accidentally you should under no circumstances repair to a hospital, as they are as permeable to the murderers as they are impenetrable to the lawman. Oh, and by the way, don't visit any chawls either. Or movie studios. Or mansions. In fact, stay out of Improbabilistan altogether. That fourth wall - it will be the saving of us all!

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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Bhakti: I feel that you must not be doing your sob vinyasa well enough, for how is it that you are spewing forth intelligent prose? It is unwomanly and unbecoming! Cease this at once!

Let your husband take you to a debriefing clinic where they can wipe such tendencies from your brain. If you cannot learn to clean kitchens and sob, at least they can teach you how to file nails!

Re RK, I am hopin this is a massive ruse. Please let this be a massive practical joke he's playing on everyone! because he has agents in the chawl who told him Pads and Malik were finally going to do the dirty and he believes : 'let me have men around me who are frustrated, sated men ( and women) do not love me enough...' or so he said in his interview in the Daily Roti. Did you see it?

Edited by Foucaults-qalam - 12 years ago

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Shridevi Gaddam

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Posted: 12 years ago

#36

Hai Bhakti hamari Phooljhadi !

Diwali mana rahi ho kya? Kitne patakhe chod diye ?

OMG!!! Hiliarious post. Haste haste paagal ho gayi. The Clunk emporium!!! Wah kya baat hai?

>>>>Have you ever tried to sob and run from a room, your long glistening hair flowing behind you in tragic sympathy, a tightly draped and pinned sari limiting your every step? Jai ho - because for me that would be the equivalent of Kaun Banega Next Hospital Admit, particularly where infinitycases are involved.

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No. Did not have to try that. Instead Weepy willow like me had to hide sobs from everyone to avoid the tease. And glistening hair flowing down Kesh Nikhar style ...mom used to ask me tie the hair close and not around being a bhoot. Further, the long braid seemed to her as a serpent and she used to jump around sometimes scared. And men like our fathers, don't they admonish girls if they run within the house. How improper !!! 😆 God! Bhakti, actually never thought of juxtaposing a soap heroines actions with myself. How insane !!!! 😲 😲 Bilkul ajeeb lagega. jaise koi ajayabghar ke specimen ho. 😕

I was also recollecting Aishwarya Rai in Hum Dil De chuke sanam and Devdaas. Flowing hair and pharsh saaf karta hua palla, jalta hua palla. WOW!!! How do they do it yaar ? 😲

And check out the parody in I hate Love Story. I was enjoying that scene on You tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1caFiy_zSI

>>>> Because RK is all over the map here. He has apparently made the kind of Jungian breakthrough it takes most people years of painful therapy to achieve. He loves everyone! He hugs everyone! He has Malik on the shifting sands; Shamsher cannot even decide what to do with his latest semi-concealed weapon. And now that RK knows the truth of Madhu's past he...takes her home and leaves her there?

🤗 🤗 Mast kaha ! Yes, it is Jungian breakthrough indeed. 😎 😎 😎

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Good one.

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Karaali

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Posted: 12 years ago

#37

RK is getting soft. He needs to get some bloodletting done and get rid of Madhu's blood. PRONTO!!!

That may halt this sudden onset of bipolar attack.

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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: tv123456
RK is getting soft. He needs to get some bloodletting done and get rid of Madhu's blood. PRONTO!!!

That may halt this sudden onset of bipolar attack.

. Eggsactly! Too much Madhu in him. What we we we want is a bit of RK in Madhu!

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bhakti2

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Posted: 12 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam
Bhakti: I feel that you must not be doing your sob vinyasa well enough, for how is it that you are spewing forth intelligent prose? It is unwomanly and unbecoming! Cease this at once!

Let your husband take you to a debriefing clinic where they can wipe such tendencies from your brain. If you cannot learn to clean kitchens and sob, at least they can teach you how to file nails!

Re RK, I am hopin this is a massive ruse. Please let this be a massive practical joke he's playing on everyone! because he has agents in the chawl who told him Pads and Malik were finally going to do the dirty and he believes : 'let me have men around me who are frustrated, sated men ( and women) do not love me enough...' or so he said in his interview in the Daily Roti. Did you see it?

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Dying of laughter (partic. from RK's interview! What a scoop!) - but prohibited from writing further prose by the prevailing patriarchy. Damn the paradigm and my delicate, lissome inability to subvert it!

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Foucaults-qalam

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Posted: 12 years ago

#40

Originally posted by: bhakti2

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Dying of laughter (partic. from RK's interview! What a scoop!) - but prohibited from writing further prose by the prevailing patriarchy. Damn the paradigm and my delicate, lissome inability to subvert it!

Hai na? We are allowed to gossip. It says so on the bottom of my ' how to be a woman' list.

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