Hella Funny...

I was doing some research when I landed on this site: www.goodquotes.com and by the time I was done I was laughing so hard... 😆😆😆

Quotes on Bumper Stickers:

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm
God must love stupid people...he made so many!
I am overjoyed with whelm!
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
If you can read this. thank a teacher.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did 😃