Trivia

• A man walked into the tax collector's office and sat down and smiled at everyone.
"May I help you?" said the clerk in charge.
"No," said the man. "I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years."

• Tax Collector: Why don't you pay your taxes with a smile?
Taxpayer: I'd love to, but you insist on money!

• Sign on Tombstone: "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."

• "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

• Santa spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate.

• A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

• Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to be smoking!

• One day a dog was running behind a Santa... But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
He said... "Ah Ah Ah....I have an Airtel mobile with me...But Still Hutch network is following me.."

• Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

• Santa, "I am a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta, "What is he studying?"
Santa, "He's not studying, they are studying him!"