A sergent, a Colonel, a Aunt and her niece was waiting in a bus stop. A little while later the sergent started to flirt with the neice. After a while the bus came and all the four got onto the bus. The Colonel and sergent sat on the seat behind that of Aunty and niece. Both Col. and Aunty was sitting next to the window. The flirting continued and were going a bit out of limits. Thats when the bus entered a tunnel. Then there was a sound of a smooch and a slap. When the bus came out of it everybody was sitting straight as if nothing happened. This is what each one of them thought
Aunty: I knew that the sergent liked my niece, he kissed her. She slapped him back.
Niece: Yea...I know that the sergent liked me and he kissed me. Aunty didn't seemed to like it. So she must have slapped him.
Col.: Hmm...the sergent liked the girl. He kissed her. Her aunty's face seemed she didn't liked it. So she slapped him. He must have ducked. So I got it.
Srgt: WOW...it was one of my best days in life. I kissed a girl and slapped the Colonel😃 😆
Edited by Ajay - 20 years ago