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Posted: 18 years ago
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".


Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student: "My name is Sunlight
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,are you still in there?'

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