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"We should always call Daddy, Dad and Mummy, Mom" teacher said.
"Then I will call you Mad, the shot form for Madam." student said.
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Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Sardar: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: what r u talking?
Sardar: sir, yesterday u said it is H to O!!
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar's son: Mom, kal raat ko fer waisa hi hua. Bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi.
Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.
"We should always call Daddy, Dad and Mummy, Mom" teacher said.
"Then I will call you Mad, the shot form for Madam." student said.
************************************************** *******
Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
************************************************** ********
Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Sardar: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: what r u talking?
Sardar: sir, yesterday u said it is H to O!!
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar's son: Mom, kal raat ko fer waisa hi hua. Bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi.
Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.
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