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1. First cat: How did you get on in the milk-drinking contest?
Second cat: Oh, I won by six laps!
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2. Sign in shop window:
FOR SALE Pedigree bulldog. House trained. Eats anything. Very fond of children.
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3. What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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4. What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I dunno but I am not going to smell it!
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5. What do you call a multi-storey pig-pen?
A styscraper.
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6. How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts.
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7. Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
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8. The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a woman came running out of the house carrying come cardboard boxes.
"Am I too late for the garbage?" she called.
"No lady," replied one of the men."Jump right in!"
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9. A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."
"Who shall I call," her husband said,
"Police or ambulance?"
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10. Girl: Did you like that cake Mrs Jones?
Mrs Jones: Yes,very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
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