Haso....

If people says you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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I want to be with you in a nice restaurant and hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u….

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Pay The Bill

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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If Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Originally posted by: Star_on_earth

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I want to be with you in a nice restaurant and hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u….

……..

………

Pay The Bill

*****************************************

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

*****************************************

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow

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These three are hilarious😆

🤣

Thanks for making me laugh😳

Some of them were hilarious!!! 😆 Awesome! 🤣

Originally posted by: Star_on_earth

If Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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lol hilarious! the sister one is my fav😆

Omg, star ko kisine bandar bulaya😆

Thanx a lot guys…I m glad u liked it so much 😃

And del_geo: aap kitno ke sister hain by the way 😉 ..lol 😆 😆
Shayad aapne joke achi tarah pada nahi…kisi ne aapko Bandar kaha hai 😛 …..lol main abhi pata lagati hoon….aisi gustakhi kisne ki……..lol
😆 😉 😉

wow 🤣 🤣
hillarious yaar..thnx 4 sharing 😆

Originally posted by: Star_on_earth

If people says you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

*****************************************

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell

*****************************************

If Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

*****************************************

Hilarious !! 🤣🤣🤣

wow they were good....lol.z..but the last one, exactly the last one, i didn't get that one.......

haha they were hilarious 😆 🤣

lol...hilarious!! 😆 😆 ....thanks for sharing