driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Joan
slammed her money into the fare box and took a seat at the
rear of the bus.
The man next to her asked what was wrong. "The bus driver
was rude to me!" she complained.
"That's outrageous," said the man. "He shouldn't be
insulting passengers."
"I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind,"
Joan said.
"Good idea," agreed the man. "I'll hold your monkey
for you."