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Posted: 18 years ago
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Santa having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
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Posted: 18 years ago
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huh..
i didnt get it

priya

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: spikypriya

huh..
i didnt get it

priya

Hey

Let me help you out...

His friend thought it's Santa who is speaking when it was his answering machine which said I am not at home...😆

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