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Sumra

@Shazia_haya

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Posted: 18 years ago

This one is about Santa Singhji……..our English lecturer

Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams.

The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires:

Santa Singh: Bolo bachon GADHA

Students (in chorous): GADHA

Santa Singh: Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA

Students (in chorous): GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA

Santa Singh: Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN

Students (in chorous): GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN

Santa Singh: Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH

Students (in chorous): GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH

By this time the inspector is furious.He confronts the principal and shouts at him 'What is Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE PE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.'

The principal too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

Principal: Santa Singh ji what nonsense are you teaching these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE PE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

Santa Singh: Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spelling of 'ASSASSINATION'

Everyone I had to type this all from a site as I wasn't able to copy and paste it…..hope you like it…and well the last bit even I had problems in getting it…..but I got it when I read the last bit again….if you still don't get it then scroll down to my next post. And sorry for the capital letters I used….but that's how it was posted in the site and I didn't change it while typing it all out.

And I'm sorry dels that I posted a joke again….actually while posting that joke I had felt that I had read it somewhere before but since there are many jokes I forget which ones I've posted already and which ones I haven't…..so I'm really very sorry for double posting that joke.

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Sumra

@Shazia_haya

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Posted: 18 years ago

The spelling of the word is 'ASSASSINATION'

I won't type A** as one word okay…..because it sounds rude in a way but you'll get it when I use '-' in between the letters. Hope it's not confusing.

Separate them into 4 words, it'll become 'A-S-S A-S-S I NATION'

A-S-S means donkey (in a rude way I guess) and donkey means gadha, right?

SO have you guessed it yet…..if no them PM me……it'll be easier to explain in there. But I think it's easy enough the way I explained it perhaps.