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Posted: 18 years ago
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Some people who had automobile accidents were asked to summarize exactly what happened on their insurance form. The following quotes were taken from those forms.
  • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colllided with a tree that I don't have
  • I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  • My car was leagally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.
  • The pedistrian had no idea of which way to go, so I ran over him.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol.......if they are really real....that gosh that's funny and sad at the same time....but I guess the 2nd one makes sense it some way.....i mean the second reason...

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