Jokes Forum - Page 65

close this one if posted one woman was sitting in a cafe... she ordered the coke... the waiter came with a glass of coke.. the lady...

A young woman dressed skimpily passes a beggar He calls her n gives her an apple n says after eating an apple Eve realized that she was naked

3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. They boast their country's science

One day Jack's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Jack

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man...

A husband and wife are watching " Who Wants To Be a Millionaire ," and the husband winks and says, " Honey, let's go upstairs... " The wife

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What...

Bang ur head on the wall if u don't know the answer. Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions. They asked

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par .... Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ... Dono ki takkar hui ......

hey friends, lets start with our first game...which is "Continue The Story.." In this game...i'll start a story....n the other members can...

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. In order to go to heaven u have to be good. At the end of his

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift

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LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE :...

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI - Ek dum. Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh

Gullu-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Gappu- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without

Machar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi pheli raat se ho gai machar ki barbadi kehta hai meri kismat khoti hai makkhi allout laga kar soti hai

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we...

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of...

learn chinese in 5 mins.(no offence) Edited by tukz_REmix - 2007-10-25T09:47:01Z

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No

Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday , after the service, the priest counted the money and found...

A woman says to her friend My husband is an angel Her friend says : U r lucky yaar mine is still alive!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai...

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table...

All about Wifes My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. ************ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we...

1) Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen....

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radio activity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it...