Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence. So am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says the other man.
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with long hair,........What does your wife look like?"
"Oh, never mind. Let's look for yours!"
Sorry, there were a few things which the mods thought weren't appropriate so one of them had edited it and well there was one thing which I had forgotten to use: '*' which I normally used to do with the other jokes I've posted till date but form now on I'll just delete the word just like I just did here but after one of the mods edited. I was posting in a hurry and hadn't bothered to look back at the post...or else I would have edited myself(before the mods did-I mean).
Sumra