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Posted: 17 years ago
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P.S - This is just a joke.....I don't mean to hurt n e one's feelings......I got it in Google......plz close this topic if this joke is not relevant!

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita.

PS: If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Omg🤣 Thats actually really funny, am glad u shared that 😳 😳
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 omg tat woz really funny!!! 😆 thx lol
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol.....but I wonder if that's appropriate....since it's about Gujarti people and all....but if anon didn't say anything then maybe it's fine 😊 ...but inside I still feel that it's not fine as the Gujratis might treat this section unfairly then-perhaps
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

lol.....but I wonder if that's appropriate....since it's about Gujarti people and all....but if anon didn't say anything then maybe it's fine 😊 ...but inside I still feel that it's not fine as the Gujratis might treat this section unfairly then-perhaps

No we cant then ban all jokes, as sometimes to have to sene the funny side, if i started ban all jokes then that would not be fair either😳. Just mainly jokes which are causing true offence...racism, discrimination and such.

Anywy the home is in Gujrat, but the joke is not having a dig at Gujrati people really, it could be set in Uk, USA, anywhere but main joke is daughter sending them all the stuff home like tht so its cheaper😳

if any more problems or u feel abc or xyz, please PM me.

Thanks

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