Funny lil' facts

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.

If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of his territory.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded. (He once said that he didn't have anything intelligent to say!)

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.

How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock.

In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.