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Posted: 17 years ago

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."

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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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Maria

@honeebee222

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Posted: 17 years ago

#2

good ones loved all of em thanx for sharing

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Sumra

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Posted: 17 years ago

#3

lol....were hilarious especially the last two 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago

#4

😆 😆 😆 lol!thnx 4 sharing..the last one is awesum 😆

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simran

@sim_indian

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Posted: 17 years ago

#5

awsome jokes!!! 😃
thx for sharing 😃

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Star_on_earth

@Star_on_earth

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Posted: 17 years ago

#6

lol..they were funny... 😆

tfs

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