Jokes Forum - Page 59

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies,

Important things to a man.... 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's...

yahoo ki wo mulakatein wo pyar bhari batein wo loging hony ka intzaar wo intzaar ki saaetein kaho kya bhool jao ge? wo farzi naam ka btana haha...

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's...

In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. In prison, you get

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats

Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together. One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one...

Ok so this is a riddle and a joke, lets see if you ould get them, Riddle: How many birthdays does an average human being have?---Real easy

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making...

Sometime back I read a post talking about words women use.....here are some that men use with meanings OK He didn't actually hear anything

Tom to Raj : Whats common in a Dinasour nd a Shareef girl Raj : They both dont exist now

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...

If anything can go wrong, it will ..." Murphy's laws here are some more 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

Hey frens, Now laughing is something which we all love …n there r some movies which no matter how many times u c..it always makes u...

7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has...

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

5'8" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thodi see wo quiet...

hi friends, now dreams is sumthing dat we alll have.....some scary, some weird n some funny........ so lets discuss some of the funny...

Twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar..

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get...

Dad, I don't want to go to school today. said the boy. Why not, son? Dad and son Well, one of the chicken on the school farm died last week and

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9....

Hey guys I heard this great riddle in school and I wanted to see if you guys can crack it. I KNOW THIS IS A JOKE SECTION BUT I THINK IT CAN

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...

A lady and few of her friends were travelling on DTC one day. As usual, the bus was packed. And some guys were occupying the ladies seats. Well,

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Jony called his friend Pappu and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? Pappu said, Send her some flowers

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m,

good to see prorities in order good idea who said parents were cleverer than kids

Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show.