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Whose MIL is better?
Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives.
Husband: "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
Santa's Gifts (Santa Claus)
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my e-mail?"
