Coming for Thanksgiving

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Posted: 17 years ago
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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Posted: 17 years ago
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wah wah!!! 😆 😆 😆 wat a nice way to call ur children back home n that too on their own expenses 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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poor guy

this joke has been posted before😊

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Posted: 17 years ago
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nice one but i already heaard it

Edited by sweety_rajveer - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Angeleyes 2

poor guy

this joke has been posted before😊

Really? Oh well than mods may close this topic......but really I didn't mean to double post...besides I've been at the Jokes section for so long....I never saw anything even related to this joke....but if you say then maybe it had been posted😳...so mods please close this topic😊

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